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Title: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: DarthKitty on December 25, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
Post by: DarthKitty on December 25, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
Merry Christmas all! And a happy holidays to everyone.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up
Alright, who's up to add the next stanza? :)
-DK
*modified per brilliant recommendation from Jennifer*
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up
Alright, who's up to add the next stanza? :)
-DK
*modified per brilliant recommendation from Jennifer*
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: Jenni on December 25, 2008, 08:18:55 PM
Post by: Jenni on December 25, 2008, 08:18:55 PM
:) that jennifer sounds like she's briliant:P
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: Suzy on December 25, 2008, 08:52:39 PM
Post by: Suzy on December 25, 2008, 08:52:39 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fganjataz.com%2F01smileys%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FloopyBlonde-blinking.gif&hash=4545ddf8251cf9c32ae6074d56e48bc34a755857)
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fganjataz.com%2F01smileys%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FloopyBlonde-blinking.gif&hash=4545ddf8251cf9c32ae6074d56e48bc34a755857)
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: DarthKitty on December 25, 2008, 09:17:21 PM
Post by: DarthKitty on December 25, 2008, 09:17:21 PM
*smirks*
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: Suzy on December 25, 2008, 09:28:57 PM
Post by: Suzy on December 25, 2008, 09:28:57 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: DarthKitty on December 25, 2008, 09:49:00 PM
Post by: DarthKitty on December 25, 2008, 09:49:00 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: Suzy on December 25, 2008, 10:12:49 PM
Post by: Suzy on December 25, 2008, 10:12:49 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: DarthKitty on December 25, 2008, 10:40:27 PM
Post by: DarthKitty on December 25, 2008, 10:40:27 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
*edited slightly :)
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
*edited slightly :)
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: Suzy on December 26, 2008, 08:58:58 AM
Post by: Suzy on December 26, 2008, 08:58:58 AM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: DarthKitty on December 26, 2008, 01:22:38 PM
Post by: DarthKitty on December 26, 2008, 01:22:38 PM
*cackles evilly* >:-)
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: HelenW on December 26, 2008, 09:03:09 PM
Post by: HelenW on December 26, 2008, 09:03:09 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
I looked at Kristi as she looked at me
our eyes held a mixture of terror and glee
DarthKitty said, "I have more tricks up my sleave."
But that, I decided, was my cue to leave.
DarthKitty sprang forward and blocked the front door,
"No need for leaving, it's merrier with more!"
She reached deep in the bag and pulled out a large prop
This'll make your eyes water, I call it "RoboCop"!
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
I looked at Kristi as she looked at me
our eyes held a mixture of terror and glee
DarthKitty said, "I have more tricks up my sleave."
But that, I decided, was my cue to leave.
DarthKitty sprang forward and blocked the front door,
"No need for leaving, it's merrier with more!"
She reached deep in the bag and pulled out a large prop
This'll make your eyes water, I call it "RoboCop"!
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: DarthKitty on December 26, 2008, 09:35:36 PM
Post by: DarthKitty on December 26, 2008, 09:35:36 PM
:P
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
I looked at Kristi as she looked at me
our eyes held a mixture of terror and glee
DarthKitty said, "I have more tricks up my sleave."
But that, I decided, was my cue to leave.
DarthKitty sprang forward and blocked the front door,
"No need for leaving, it's merrier with more!"
She reached deep in the bag and pulled out a large prop
This'll make your eyes water, I call it "RoboCop"!
And then at the doorway Emelye appeared
"What's the commotion?" she said with a sneer
"Oh deary me, doesn't this make us look proud?"
A bucket of ice water she threw on the crowd!
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
I looked at Kristi as she looked at me
our eyes held a mixture of terror and glee
DarthKitty said, "I have more tricks up my sleave."
But that, I decided, was my cue to leave.
DarthKitty sprang forward and blocked the front door,
"No need for leaving, it's merrier with more!"
She reached deep in the bag and pulled out a large prop
This'll make your eyes water, I call it "RoboCop"!
And then at the doorway Emelye appeared
"What's the commotion?" she said with a sneer
"Oh deary me, doesn't this make us look proud?"
A bucket of ice water she threw on the crowd!
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: Flan on December 26, 2008, 10:09:24 PM
Post by: Flan on December 26, 2008, 10:09:24 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
I looked at Kristi as she looked at me
our eyes held a mixture of terror and glee
DarthKitty said, "I have more tricks up my sleave."
But that, I decided, was my cue to leave.
DarthKitty sprang forward and blocked the front door,
"No need for leaving, it's merrier with more!"
She reached deep in the bag and pulled out a large prop
This'll make your eyes water, I call it "RoboCop"!
And then at the doorway Emelye appeared
"What's the commotion?" she said with a sneer
"Oh deary me, doesn't this make us look proud?"
A bucket of ice water she threw on the crowd!
Hearing the shrieking, the trans-men joined the row.
They wondered, "Why weren't we invited to this show?"
They leered and they panted as they surveyed the scene,
"A wet t-shirt contest! Front row seats for me!"
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
I looked at Kristi as she looked at me
our eyes held a mixture of terror and glee
DarthKitty said, "I have more tricks up my sleave."
But that, I decided, was my cue to leave.
DarthKitty sprang forward and blocked the front door,
"No need for leaving, it's merrier with more!"
She reached deep in the bag and pulled out a large prop
This'll make your eyes water, I call it "RoboCop"!
And then at the doorway Emelye appeared
"What's the commotion?" she said with a sneer
"Oh deary me, doesn't this make us look proud?"
A bucket of ice water she threw on the crowd!
Hearing the shrieking, the trans-men joined the row.
They wondered, "Why weren't we invited to this show?"
They leered and they panted as they surveyed the scene,
"A wet t-shirt contest! Front row seats for me!"
Title: Re: Twas the night before christmas (Susans edition)
Post by: Suzy on December 26, 2008, 11:46:41 PM
Post by: Suzy on December 26, 2008, 11:46:41 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
I looked at Kristi as she looked at me
our eyes held a mixture of terror and glee
DarthKitty said, "I have more tricks up my sleave."
But that, I decided, was my cue to leave.
DarthKitty sprang forward and blocked the front door,
"No need for leaving, it's merrier with more!"
She reached deep in the bag and pulled out a large prop
This'll make your eyes water, I call it "RoboCop"!
And then at the doorway Emelye appeared
"What's the commotion?" she said with a sneer
"Oh deary me, doesn't this make us look proud?"
A bucket of ice water she threw on the crowd!
Hearing the shrieking, the trans-men joined the row.
They wondered, "Why weren't we invited to this show?"
They leered and they panted as they surveyed the scene,
"A wet t-shirt contest! Front row seats for me!"
Susan glared at her screen, shook her head, gave a whistle,
And pondered the fate of this sordid epistle.
She knew it was wrong, and bad oversight,
But she posted a smiley and said, "Have a fun night!"
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
I looked at Kristi as she looked at me
our eyes held a mixture of terror and glee
DarthKitty said, "I have more tricks up my sleave."
But that, I decided, was my cue to leave.
DarthKitty sprang forward and blocked the front door,
"No need for leaving, it's merrier with more!"
She reached deep in the bag and pulled out a large prop
This'll make your eyes water, I call it "RoboCop"!
And then at the doorway Emelye appeared
"What's the commotion?" she said with a sneer
"Oh deary me, doesn't this make us look proud?"
A bucket of ice water she threw on the crowd!
Hearing the shrieking, the trans-men joined the row.
They wondered, "Why weren't we invited to this show?"
They leered and they panted as they surveyed the scene,
"A wet t-shirt contest! Front row seats for me!"
Susan glared at her screen, shook her head, gave a whistle,
And pondered the fate of this sordid epistle.
She knew it was wrong, and bad oversight,
But she posted a smiley and said, "Have a fun night!"