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Title: 24 Hours to Live
Post by: Suzy on February 15, 2009, 09:37:13 PM
Post by: Suzy on February 15, 2009, 09:37:13 PM
Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'Honey, please... just one more time before I die ?' she says, 'Of course, dear.' And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.
Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could....?' At this point the wife rolls over and says, 'Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... you don't.
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About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'Honey, please... just one more time before I die ?' she says, 'Of course, dear.' And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.
Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could....?' At this point the wife rolls over and says, 'Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... you don't.
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Title: Re: 24 Hours to Live
Post by: Cindi Jones on February 16, 2009, 01:03:14 AM
Post by: Cindi Jones on February 16, 2009, 01:03:14 AM
Oh that hurts! ;)
Cindi
Cindi
Title: Re: 24 Hours to Live
Post by: Ellieka on February 16, 2009, 01:11:28 AM
Post by: Ellieka on February 16, 2009, 01:11:28 AM
OMG! ROFL!! :laugh: I shall have to remember that one.
Title: Re: 24 Hours to Live
Post by: vanna on February 16, 2009, 08:04:47 AM
Post by: vanna on February 16, 2009, 08:04:47 AM
lolool
perfect female logic >:-)
perfect female logic >:-)
Title: Re: 24 Hours to Live
Post by: Janet_Girl on February 16, 2009, 09:54:26 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on February 16, 2009, 09:54:26 PM
Again with the coffee and the screen, Kristi? :laugh:
Janet
Janet
Title: Re: 24 Hours to Live
Post by: TheBattler on February 16, 2009, 11:09:36 PM
Post by: TheBattler on February 16, 2009, 11:09:36 PM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on February 16, 2009, 09:54:26 PM
Again with the coffee and the screen, Kristi? :laugh:
Janet
You should be more careful with your coffee Janet :D.
Alice
Title: Re: 24 Hours to Live
Post by: V M on February 16, 2009, 11:42:28 PM
Post by: V M on February 16, 2009, 11:42:28 PM
That's so messed up you can't help but laugh :laugh: >:-) :laugh: Oops!!! and spill something...Uh oh, Gotta get a fresh beer and some P towels. Hmmmm, my dog likes beer? Guess I don't need so many P towels :laugh: >:-) :laugh: