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Title: Three Sick Soldiers
Post by: Suzy on February 17, 2009, 09:08:14 AM
Post by: Suzy on February 17, 2009, 09:08:14 AM
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"
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"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"
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Title: Re: Three Sick Soldiers
Post by: vanna on February 17, 2009, 09:14:51 AM
Post by: vanna on February 17, 2009, 09:14:51 AM
Lmao :D
Title: Re: Three Sick Soldiers
Post by: Jay on February 17, 2009, 02:27:55 PM
Post by: Jay on February 17, 2009, 02:27:55 PM
lol :P
Title: Re: Three Sick Soldiers
Post by: nickie on February 17, 2009, 09:00:06 PM
Post by: nickie on February 17, 2009, 09:00:06 PM
Ewww!