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Title: Oops!
Post by: nickie on February 17, 2009, 08:58:16 PM
Post by: nickie on February 17, 2009, 08:58:16 PM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says, "Hello." He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?", to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
...........She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No......I'm your son's teacher!"
She says, "Hello." He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?", to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
...........She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No......I'm your son's teacher!"
Title: Re: Oops!
Post by: burgandy on February 18, 2009, 01:17:52 AM
Post by: burgandy on February 18, 2009, 01:17:52 AM
XD
Title: Re: Oops!
Post by: V M on February 18, 2009, 02:11:25 AM
Post by: V M on February 18, 2009, 02:11:25 AM
Oooohhhhh my.... :laugh: >:-) :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Title: Re: Oops!
Post by: vanna on February 18, 2009, 02:31:46 AM
Post by: vanna on February 18, 2009, 02:31:46 AM
Lolol
Verry funny :P
Verry funny :P
Title: Re: Oops!
Post by: Jay on February 18, 2009, 05:22:25 AM
Post by: Jay on February 18, 2009, 05:22:25 AM
*EVIL LAUGH*