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Title: Police tactics
Post by: nickie on March 10, 2009, 07:48:08 PM
Post by: nickie on March 10, 2009, 07:48:08 PM
Police Tactics
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Title: Re: Police tactics
Post by: vanna on March 10, 2009, 08:59:40 PM
Post by: vanna on March 10, 2009, 08:59:40 PM
Lmao
thank you as always nickie :)
thank you as always nickie :)
Title: Re: Police tactics
Post by: heatherrose on March 23, 2009, 03:09:30 AM
Post by: heatherrose on March 23, 2009, 03:09:30 AM
I've been it law enforcement for almost twenty years
and I am deeply offended by that joke.... got any dounuts...
......just askin'
Title: Re: Police tactics
Post by: Zelane on March 23, 2009, 03:45:35 AM
Post by: Zelane on March 23, 2009, 03:45:35 AM
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Title: Re: Police tactics
Post by: tekla on March 23, 2009, 11:16:33 AM
Post by: tekla on March 23, 2009, 11:16:33 AM
The LAPD is now, and has been since the 1930s, the most brutal police in the US, and would give a run for the money to the most brutal police anywhere at anytime.