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Title: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: tekla on March 23, 2009, 02:29:36 PM
Post by: tekla on March 23, 2009, 02:29:36 PM
I can't make this stuff up.
Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse.
http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/744669.html (http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/744669.html)
That's some great police work there Lou.
Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse.
http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/744669.html (http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/744669.html)
That's some great police work there Lou.
Title: Re: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: findingreason on March 23, 2009, 02:34:30 PM
Post by: findingreason on March 23, 2009, 02:34:30 PM
Okay then.....wow....
Title: Re: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: Hazumu on March 23, 2009, 03:07:40 PM
Post by: Hazumu on March 23, 2009, 03:07:40 PM
I know that in the army it's a tradition that male soldiers are disallowed from carrying and using umbrellas for the reason that they 'scare the horses' -- even though the Army hasn't depended on horses since WWI.
No such proscription, though exists for female soldiers...
=K
No such proscription, though exists for female soldiers...
=K
Title: Re: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: Constance on March 23, 2009, 03:14:06 PM
Post by: Constance on March 23, 2009, 03:14:06 PM
This kinda reminds me of that line in the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missle:
I can leave it at home when I think it'll get me in trouble.
I can leave it at home when I think it'll get me in trouble.
Title: Re: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: Genevieve Swann on March 23, 2009, 03:38:29 PM
Post by: Genevieve Swann on March 23, 2009, 03:38:29 PM
Maybe the horse was a mare and the size scared her. Or, maybe the horse wasn't a mare and he thought Lorena Bobbit was in town.
Title: Re: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: Genevieve Swann on March 23, 2009, 03:42:53 PM
Post by: Genevieve Swann on March 23, 2009, 03:42:53 PM
Karen, The Air Force still uses horses for patrolling the bases. They are more quiet than motorcycles and go over rough terrain.
Title: Re: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: Jay on March 23, 2009, 03:48:40 PM
Post by: Jay on March 23, 2009, 03:48:40 PM
Oh my god :o
Lmao
Jay
Lmao
Jay
Title: Re: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: Sophie90 on March 23, 2009, 07:37:16 PM
Post by: Sophie90 on March 23, 2009, 07:37:16 PM
Lol, what a story! :D
Title: Re: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: Hazumu on March 23, 2009, 10:25:25 PM
Post by: Hazumu on March 23, 2009, 10:25:25 PM
Quote from: Genevieve Swann on March 23, 2009, 03:42:53 PMBeale AFB has cows. Lots and lots of cows.
Karen, The Air Force still uses horses for patrolling the bases. They are more quiet than motorcycles and go over rough terrain.
=K
Title: Re: Inflatable Penis Scares Horse
Post by: myles on March 24, 2009, 02:02:32 PM
Post by: myles on March 24, 2009, 02:02:32 PM
Even I would be afraid of a 5 foot long inflatable penis!
Myles
Myles