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Title: A real cowboy?
Post by: nickie on July 05, 2009, 09:31:56 PM
Post by: nickie on July 05, 2009, 09:31:56 PM
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Title: Re: A real cowboy?
Post by: Janet_Girl on July 05, 2009, 09:46:54 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on July 05, 2009, 09:46:54 PM
I just wanted to thank you, Nickie. For the ice creme on my monitor.
Way too funny.
Janet
Way too funny.
Janet
Title: Re: A real cowboy?
Post by: nickie on July 05, 2009, 10:05:32 PM
Post by: nickie on July 05, 2009, 10:05:32 PM
Janet, I got it on my monitor AND keyboard too, (chocolate) when I read it. It really doesn't feel good coming out your nose, does it?
Nickster
Nickster
Title: Re: A real cowboy?
Post by: Janet_Girl on July 05, 2009, 10:07:48 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on July 05, 2009, 10:07:48 PM
Especially Rocky Road. Darn peanuts.
Title: Re: A real cowboy?
Post by: heatherrose on July 05, 2009, 10:17:47 PM
Post by: heatherrose on July 05, 2009, 10:17:47 PM
Where did the marshmallows come out?
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Title: Re: A real cowboy?
Post by: V M on July 05, 2009, 10:43:09 PM
Post by: V M on July 05, 2009, 10:43:09 PM
Wheeeeeee doggies!!! :laugh: Us girls in the Great N.West are lovin' that one!!! :laugh: I guess I should clean up the beef stew :laugh:
Title: Re: A real cowboy?
Post by: nickie on July 06, 2009, 08:05:30 PM
Post by: nickie on July 06, 2009, 08:05:30 PM
I think there is still a marshmallow stuck in there somewhere... something tickles...