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Title: Life savers
Post by: nickie on July 07, 2009, 10:43:10 AM
Post by: nickie on July 07, 2009, 10:43:10 AM
The 4th grade schoolteacher had decided to let the children try Lifesavers in her class one day. The children began to identify the lifesavers flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
Title: Re: Life savers
Post by: heatherrose on July 07, 2009, 10:51:52 AM
Post by: heatherrose on July 07, 2009, 10:51:52 AM
Oh My God, you're killing me here!
R O T F L M A O
Title: Re: Life savers
Post by: Janet_Girl on July 07, 2009, 08:19:31 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on July 07, 2009, 08:19:31 PM
ROTFLMAO