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I'm sure we've all heard doozies by TGs when they are trying to cover up what they are really up to.  We may have made up some whoppers ourselves.  But there are those that I find unbelievable, like I can't believe they actually got away with it, or at least thought they could.

The best one I've heard so far is "A bee stung me. I had an allergic reaction which caused my Kleinfelter's condition to kick in. Now I'm growing boobs."  :laugh:

And there was the TS who was married and wanted FFS.  She told her wife she wanted to have a face lift.  Her wife said "you don't need it".  She disagreed and went to see a FFS surgeon who performed a very feminizing FFS on her.  Then she explained her female face away with it was just a face lift.  And people believed it!

Those are two that stand out in my mind.  What whoppers can you think of?

Julie

This is a most interesting topic. I am looking forward to reading about some more excuses. Unfortunately, those are the only 2 I can think of right now. I'll look around and try to get back on this topic.

"Instead of having top surgery, I did lots of qi-gong!"

translation..

"I sucked my tits in WITH MY MIND!"

'I had an orchi and now I'm "post-op GRS".

Oooh, thought of another..

"I pass as a woman, despite my Amish neckbeard." 

I woke up one morning and I looked like this.

Stardust

After BA:

I lost a bet and had to do it.

The insect theory can be applied to "why I have breast now?"

Its an allergic reaction!

Im just fat.

"These hormones won't affect me physically.  I just need them for peace of mind."

"I'm letting my hair grow because I miss the 70's."

"I'm tired of shaving so I'm having my beard removed."  No need to mention the thousands of dollars this will cost or how painful it will be!  ;D

The job I'm applying for has strict minority guidelines and I have to be female to be hired.

-Sandy(I actually thought about that one)

Quote from: Julie Marie on August 06, 2009, 02:44:34 PM

"I'm tired of shaving so I'm having my beard removed."  No need to mention the thousands of dollars this will cost or how painful it will be!  ;D[/color][/font]

i came up with one not far  ago explaining why my face is patchy (not any more the case): well different hair in my face have different colors and grow at totally different speeds. some will grow in one day but other might take a whole week to grow hihi ^_^

" I just thought I'd get a breast reduction." (actually used this one.  :-X)

I had SRS because I got tired of the tuck...  :D :D :D

One person asked me the other day about why I was having top surgery and I just said yeah it is a lot of money to spend to lose three pounds all he could do was laugh...
Myles

"I'm under endowed as a male, therefore I must be intersexed anyway."

LOl Nero, I just love that last one.

Quote from: Nero on August 06, 2009, 10:30:17 PM
"I'm under endowed as a male, therefore I must be intersexed anyway."

"I have naturally extremely high estrogen levels" - actually true, but yeah, not the whole picture.
"I just like the clothes"
"The clothes fit my body type"
"Yes, my clothes, nails and hair do make me look like a rockstar"
"It's about looking good because of the freedom and touches you find in womens' clothing that aren't there in mens', such as the neck lines, tapering, form fitting, and soforth. You have to be selective in what elements you combine into one outfit, otherwise you just look like a bad drag queen. For example, cowboys can get away with wearing ruffled shirts, and it looks "country." Put a ruffled shirt on me and it looks gay or I look like a bad ->-bleeped-<-." - this was actually true too, it's the philosophy I maintain as a fulltime androgynous 'crossdresser.' Of course I can't wait to break that as HRT advances  >:-)

With all the people who saw my nails and asked if I played guitar, I wish I did.

Quote from: Julie Marie on August 06, 2009, 02:44:34 PM

"I'm tired of shaving so I'm having my beard removed."  No need to mention the thousands of dollars this will cost or how painful it will be!  ;D

I've said that I hate shaving, always saw myself being clean cut, was tired of wasting time doing it, that I got horrible ingrown hairs, and that I had very sharp, painful hairs that frequently caused infections when they grew back from plucking them. My face has cleared up dramatically since getting laser hair removal, including way, way less acne, almost no ingrown hairs, no shaving scarring or bumps, etc.

Sure the spiro helped end the last of my acne once I got on it, but even before the spiro my face was getting much healthier with less shaving and hair. Those are all true and valid reasons that I had beard removal and tell people if it comes up. I've actually gotten into conversations with women and straight men about it because they mention their own facial hair woes (women) or they agree that shaving sucks balls. Plus being able to be like "yeah I got shot in the face with a laser a hundred thousand times" is kinda hardcore. Some guys will open up about unwanted hair on their back/shoulders/neck/etc when laser comes up. There's an aspect to being secure in oneself and androgyny that kinda disarms both genders sometimes.

I just leave the transition bit out of it.  >:-)

I slipped using the chain saw, my dog eat my testicles and penis  before I could grab them. Since I can't be male again, give me a vagina and boobs.

Very close to a written up case.

Now where's that damn chain saw

Brmm Brmm

Cindy

Quote from: Julie Marie on August 06, 2009, 11:02:25 AM

The best one I've heard so far is "A bee stung me. I had an allergic reaction which caused my Kleinfelter's condition to kick in. Now I'm growing boobs."  :laugh:

Quote from: Jeannette on August 06, 2009, 12:31:16 PM
'I had an orchi and now I'm "post-op GRS".

Quote from: Matilda on August 06, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
"I'm a pre-op transsexual girl, and my penis isn't a penis, damn it!  It's a clitoris"

What are you on, sweetie? Since when is a penis a clitoris?  Do you want proof that a penis isn't a clitoris? Drop your pants on the street or in a hospital and then we'll talk, alright?

~laugh~ :laugh: Thank you for the laugh everybody.  This is amusing stuff!

Quote from: Nero on August 06, 2009, 10:30:17 PM
"I'm under endowed as a male, therefore I must be intersexed anyway."

How about: "I'm well-endowed as a trans man.  My private parts are as big (or even bigger) as/than any other genetic man's"

"The doctor messed up my circumcision when I was an infant so after years of trying to live as a man I decided to just transition."

"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body." >:-)

thats my story and im stickin' to it!!

I'm a straight girl trapped in a gay mans body!  :laugh:

"adult baby is my identity, not a fetish"  >:-)

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Quote from: Matilda on August 06, 2009, 07:33:56 PM

"I'm a pre-op transsexual girl, and my penis isn't a penis, damn it!  It's a clitoris"

What are you on, sweetie? Since when is a penis a clitoris?  Do you want proof that a penis isn't a clitoris? Drop your pants on the street or in a hospital and then we'll talk, alright?

Well... transmen call their clits penises quite a bit. While I don't necessarily agree with this practice, if it's acceptable, then why can't transwomen call their penises clits?

Here's my favorite excuse (and it actually works):
I have gynecomastia.
This works for ftms and mtfs; the former, if binding is insufficient; the latter, if HRT has started the breast growth, but the person isn't "out" yet.

SD

"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his...."

OMG I love Crazy Frog!


but... is that his penis or her clitoris?

Quote from: Sebastien on August 07, 2009, 01:50:05 PM
Well... transmen call their clits penises quite a bit. While I don't necessarily agree with this practice, if it's acceptable, then why can't transwomen call their penises clits?

Testosterone enhances the size & shape of the clitoris to more in line with the penis, whereas estrogen doesn't turn a penis into something that resembles a clit.

"i'm a male lesbian"

Quote from: Cami on August 07, 2009, 07:57:24 PM
OMG I love Crazy Frog!


but... is that his penis or her clitoris?

it's a penis!  there's no vaginal introitus.