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Title: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Jamie-o on August 08, 2009, 04:40:35 AM
Post by: Jamie-o on August 08, 2009, 04:40:35 AM
O.K. guys, another size-obsession thread. (Hey, it's what guys do, right? :P ::) ) I'm curious as to how all these "average measurements" are being taken. When you measure the growth of "Wee Willie", are you measuring from the root at the front and going back along the ridge, or are you measuring how far it actually sticks out from the body? (Naturally, I'm referring to those of you who have not had surgery. I'm sure it's pretty self-evident for those who are post-op.)
-Jamie (who's always willing to take things to a more prurient level)
-Jamie (who's always willing to take things to a more prurient level)
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Nero on August 08, 2009, 04:45:29 AM
Post by: Nero on August 08, 2009, 04:45:29 AM
hehe I haven't measured. Come on guys, get those rulers out! >:-)
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: JonasCarminis on August 08, 2009, 06:48:15 AM
Post by: JonasCarminis on August 08, 2009, 06:48:15 AM
i havnt measured with a ruler... yet. >_> but when i do, it will be from the base where you can feel it connect to your body.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: sneakersjay on August 08, 2009, 07:24:59 AM
Post by: sneakersjay on August 08, 2009, 07:24:59 AM
I haven't used a ruler (yet) either but I'd measure from the base to the tip. Before it was barely even a visible nub, now it's pretty good sized, relatively speaking.
It doesn't stick out far from the body, unfortunately.
Jay
It doesn't stick out far from the body, unfortunately.
Jay
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Miniar on August 08, 2009, 08:37:20 AM
Post by: Miniar on August 08, 2009, 08:37:20 AM
I'm pre-T so my measurament would be pointless! But I suppose I'm rather well endowed for a pre-T bloke.
Also I'm at work!.. Can't be expected to measure anything from here :P
Also I'm at work!.. Can't be expected to measure anything from here :P
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Jay on August 08, 2009, 09:47:17 AM
Post by: Jay on August 08, 2009, 09:47:17 AM
I have never measured it but I did hope that it would be bigger than what it is... :(
Jay
Jay
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Ellieka on August 08, 2009, 12:19:07 PM
Post by: Ellieka on August 08, 2009, 12:19:07 PM
Aww, come on guys... all dudes measure their cock weather they admit it or not. >:-) :laugh:
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: HelenW on August 08, 2009, 12:57:20 PM
Post by: HelenW on August 08, 2009, 12:57:20 PM
Too many of them use their naval as a baseline though, lol. Don't be like that! ;D
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: heatherrose on August 08, 2009, 01:25:10 PM
Post by: heatherrose on August 08, 2009, 01:25:10 PM
Quote from: Jay on August 08, 2009, 09:47:17 AM
...I did hope that it would be bigger than what it is... :(
~Now, there is a statement never uttered into the ether.~
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 08, 2009, 06:35:40 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 08, 2009, 06:35:40 PM
Seems typical of men. Hosing down the deck with testosterone.
None of you could prove it because of the rules here. The first lier never has a chance.
But I still love all you guys. ;D ;D
Janet
None of you could prove it because of the rules here. The first lier never has a chance.
But I still love all you guys. ;D ;D
Janet
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Radar on August 10, 2009, 07:30:45 AM
Post by: Radar on August 10, 2009, 07:30:45 AM
I'm thinking you probably should measure it from the tip of the head and along the urethra until the urethra enters the body.
Which reminds me... I should probably measure myself to keep track of things. ;) Oh, one more thing. It would be interesting to measure before and after pumping.
Which reminds me... I should probably measure myself to keep track of things. ;) Oh, one more thing. It would be interesting to measure before and after pumping.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Miniar on August 10, 2009, 08:00:43 AM
Post by: Miniar on August 10, 2009, 08:00:43 AM
Most folk measure on "top" not "Under".
from where it connects to the body to the tip.
from where it connects to the body to the tip.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Nero on August 10, 2009, 08:02:37 AM
Post by: Nero on August 10, 2009, 08:02:37 AM
hey, I forget - anybody remember what the size range is for growth on T? like how big max?
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Miniar on August 10, 2009, 08:07:17 AM
Post by: Miniar on August 10, 2009, 08:07:17 AM
A quick google search suggests "Up to 3inches"
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Nero on August 10, 2009, 08:12:54 AM
Post by: Nero on August 10, 2009, 08:12:54 AM
hmm wonder what the average is.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Ellieka on August 10, 2009, 12:13:56 PM
Post by: Ellieka on August 10, 2009, 12:13:56 PM
For sale:
One unused, unneeded penis and set of testicles. will consider trade for working vagina and set of breast. :laugh: :laugh:
One unused, unneeded penis and set of testicles. will consider trade for working vagina and set of breast. :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: heatherrose on August 10, 2009, 08:26:09 PM
Post by: heatherrose on August 10, 2009, 08:26:09 PM
...will pay extra for intact hymen. Call after 6:00 pm.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Osiris on August 10, 2009, 08:32:31 PM
Post by: Osiris on August 10, 2009, 08:32:31 PM
Quote from: Nero on August 10, 2009, 08:12:54 AMWell from what I hear (and I'm not an authority on it as this is just from here say) it's around 1 1/2 to 2.
hmm wonder what the average is.
As for how it's measured: What Miniar said. :P
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Nero on August 10, 2009, 08:39:50 PM
Post by: Nero on August 10, 2009, 08:39:50 PM
Quote from: Osiris on August 10, 2009, 08:32:31 PM
Well from what I hear (and I'm not an authority on it as this is just from here say) it's around 1 1/2 to 2.
As for how it's measured: What Miniar said. :P
okay, I'll bite. just measured and it's about 1 1/2. looks like a very tiny penis. I'm at 3 months, 3 weeks, and 1 days on T. is that it? :P
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Osiris on August 10, 2009, 08:54:59 PM
Post by: Osiris on August 10, 2009, 08:54:59 PM
lol Not sure what you're biting there. Like I said I'm not even on T so I'm def. not an authority.
Rock on though dude! I hope it keeps growin.
Rock on though dude! I hope it keeps growin.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Silver on August 10, 2009, 10:10:51 PM
Post by: Silver on August 10, 2009, 10:10:51 PM
Quote from: Cami on August 10, 2009, 12:13:56 PM
For sale:
One unused, unneeded penis and set of testicles. will consider trade for working vagina and set of breast. :laugh: :laugh:
Sold!
SilverFang
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Nero on August 11, 2009, 03:39:03 AM
Post by: Nero on August 11, 2009, 03:39:03 AM
Quote from: Osiris on August 10, 2009, 08:54:59 PM
lol Not sure what you're biting there.
hehe :laugh:
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: sd on August 11, 2009, 04:01:33 AM
Post by: sd on August 11, 2009, 04:01:33 AM
Well...
Any doubt that you are guys can easily be put to rest with this one thread. :P
By the way guys, don't forget to use a "male member measuring stick". The male member measuring stick adds an extra 50%. I'm not sure where to get them but all guys seem to have them. Just another thing for you to buy I guess.
Any doubt that you are guys can easily be put to rest with this one thread. :P
By the way guys, don't forget to use a "male member measuring stick". The male member measuring stick adds an extra 50%. I'm not sure where to get them but all guys seem to have them. Just another thing for you to buy I guess.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: JonasCarminis on August 11, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
Post by: JonasCarminis on August 11, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
nero measured and didnt die... i think i will measure mine when i get home. im in a coffee shop right now, and i dont want to make things awkward for the employees. :D
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Ellieka on August 11, 2009, 08:22:01 PM
Post by: Ellieka on August 11, 2009, 08:22:01 PM
Quote from: Josh on August 11, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
... im in a coffee shop right now, and i dont want to make things awkward for the employees. :D
ROFL! :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Aussie Jay on August 11, 2009, 08:51:26 PM
Post by: Aussie Jay on August 11, 2009, 08:51:26 PM
"im in a coffee shop right now, and i dont want to make things awkward for the employees. "
Do it anyways!! I know you wanna... Who knows, you may give the people a thrill!!! :D lol
Do it anyways!! I know you wanna... Who knows, you may give the people a thrill!!! :D lol
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Christo on August 12, 2009, 01:33:10 AM
Post by: Christo on August 12, 2009, 01:33:10 AM
measurin tape works cool. King kong's 2 1/2 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Vancha on August 12, 2009, 01:39:21 AM
Post by: Vancha on August 12, 2009, 01:39:21 AM
When I get on T, I will be all over that measuring tape. :laugh:
Also, are these flaccid or erect measurements? I'm always confused as to which.
Also, are these flaccid or erect measurements? I'm always confused as to which.
Title: Re: Slapping \'Em on the Table
Post by: JonasCarminis on August 12, 2009, 02:06:38 AM
Post by: JonasCarminis on August 12, 2009, 02:06:38 AM
when i do mine, i'll do both. im curious about what the difference will be.
Post Merge: August 12, 2009, 01:11:45 AM
1.75 in. flaccid. i'll do the other one later. >_>
for the record, ~6 months on T
Post Merge: August 12, 2009, 01:11:45 AM
1.75 in. flaccid. i'll do the other one later. >_>
for the record, ~6 months on T
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Jamie-o on August 12, 2009, 04:52:13 AM
Post by: Jamie-o on August 12, 2009, 04:52:13 AM
Well, I guess I'm not so far out of the norm after all. Isn't that always the way? :D 3.5 mo. on T. 1.5" flaccid. Didn't really get any longer erect, just wider. (*sigh* Neither a grower nor a shower. ;) )
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Miniar on August 12, 2009, 05:58:23 AM
Post by: Miniar on August 12, 2009, 05:58:23 AM
f it.. I'll play along..
I may be pre-T but I'm rather "blessed" in that department.
3.25 centimeters or 1.28 inches.
Now to find out whether that means anything later on.. with the T..
I may be pre-T but I'm rather "blessed" in that department.
3.25 centimeters or 1.28 inches.
Now to find out whether that means anything later on.. with the T..
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Christo on August 13, 2009, 01:24:34 AM
Post by: Christo on August 13, 2009, 01:24:34 AM
Quote from: Adrian on August 12, 2009, 01:39:21 AM
Also, are these flaccid or erect measurements? I'm always confused as to which.
flaccid. :icon_dance: :icon_dance: :icon_dance:
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Ellieka on August 13, 2009, 04:15:37 AM
Post by: Ellieka on August 13, 2009, 04:15:37 AM
I really really shouldn't be reading this... Really I shouldn't.... but damn! LOL I haven't heard guys talk like this since I worked in a foundry 10 years ago! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :icon_redface:
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Vancha on August 13, 2009, 04:17:01 AM
Post by: Vancha on August 13, 2009, 04:17:01 AM
Quote from: Cami on August 13, 2009, 04:15:37 AM
I really really shouldn't be reading this... Really I shouldn't.... but damn! LOL I haven't heard guys talk like this since I worked in a foundry 10 years ago! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :icon_redface:
I guess it's just proof that I have a male brain that I find nothing odd about this conversation at all. :laugh:
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Aussie Jay on August 13, 2009, 04:18:59 AM
Post by: Aussie Jay on August 13, 2009, 04:18:59 AM
Ditto, Adrian...
Jay
Jay
Title: Slapping 'Em
Post by: heatherrose on August 13, 2009, 04:23:48 AM
Post by: heatherrose on August 13, 2009, 04:23:48 AM
I haven't been on T since last Sept. and still measure....
::)
Title: Re: Slapping \'Em on the Table
Post by: Ellieka on August 13, 2009, 04:23:55 AM
Post by: Ellieka on August 13, 2009, 04:23:55 AM
Oh I don't find it odd at all! well not for guys anyway. :icon_redface: Please, continue! :laugh:
ummm, by the way, any of you single and looking? ;D
Post Merge: August 13, 2009, 04:25:52 AM
yeah.... guilty, I do too. Down to 3 inches! :icon_dance:
ummm, by the way, any of you single and looking? ;D
Post Merge: August 13, 2009, 04:25:52 AM
Quote from: heatherrose on August 13, 2009, 04:23:48 AM
I haven't been on T since last Sept. and still measure....
::)
yeah.... guilty, I do too. Down to 3 inches! :icon_dance:
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: FairyGirl on August 13, 2009, 05:23:24 AM
Post by: FairyGirl on August 13, 2009, 05:23:24 AM
Quote from: Leslie Ann on August 11, 2009, 04:01:33 AM
Well...
Any doubt that you are guys can easily be put to rest with this one thread. :P
By the way guys, don't forget to use a "male member measuring stick". The male member measuring stick adds an extra 50%. I'm not sure where to get them but all guys seem to have them. Just another thing for you to buy I guess.
this reminds me of an old joke... there were these 2 fishermen out on the pier drinking beer and they both stood up to pee over the edge. The first fisherman is bragging and says, "hmmm.. water's cold today." The second fishermen replies, "yeah, and deep too." :laugh:
Title: Re: Slapping \'Em on the Table
Post by: Miniar on August 13, 2009, 07:24:40 AM
Post by: Miniar on August 13, 2009, 07:24:40 AM
I've never found anything "weird" about conversations like these.
Heck, I've weirded MEN out with my nonchalant approach to sexual organ discussions.
No, but we don't mind sharing... :P
Heck, I've weirded MEN out with my nonchalant approach to sexual organ discussions.
Quote from: Cami on August 13, 2009, 04:23:55 AMummm, by the way, any of you single and looking? ;D
No, but we don't mind sharing... :P
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Elijah3291 on December 31, 2009, 10:55:57 PM
Post by: Elijah3291 on December 31, 2009, 10:55:57 PM
just thought I would bring this topic back lol
anyone know if the size pre-T has anything to do with the size after T? As for me, I dont really look at that area much at all, but I checked it out once to see how big it is, and not to get too TMI, but that thing is miniscule!! Does that mean I wont grow as much once I get T? I want something to hold!!! meh.
anyone know if the size pre-T has anything to do with the size after T? As for me, I dont really look at that area much at all, but I checked it out once to see how big it is, and not to get too TMI, but that thing is miniscule!! Does that mean I wont grow as much once I get T? I want something to hold!!! meh.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Miniar on January 01, 2010, 09:30:33 AM
Post by: Miniar on January 01, 2010, 09:30:33 AM
As far as I know, the size pre-T doesn't tell you anything about the size once T's given all the growth it can give.
And yea, 80% of female bodied have something the size of a pea, or smaller. An inch long or less, down the hood and to the tip.
So, "minuscule" is normal to start with.
And yea, 80% of female bodied have something the size of a pea, or smaller. An inch long or less, down the hood and to the tip.
So, "minuscule" is normal to start with.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Teknoir on January 01, 2010, 11:22:42 AM
Post by: Teknoir on January 01, 2010, 11:22:42 AM
Interesting old thread.
Pre-T, haven't measured.
... but I've heard about the men in my family. I just bought an old sports car just in case :laugh:.
Pre-T, haven't measured.
... but I've heard about the men in my family. I just bought an old sports car just in case :laugh:.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Ender on January 01, 2010, 12:22:39 PM
Post by: Ender on January 01, 2010, 12:22:39 PM
I find nothing odd about this conversation either :P
I measure on the top side, where the base joins my body to the tip. It's about 1.25" flaccid (meh), 11 months on T.
Elijah: I started out very miniscule, too. Definitely less than an inch long and the head was pea-sized or smaller. I don't have exact pre-T numbers since I avoided that area until T started to work its magic. I can at least grab it now >:-)
I measure on the top side, where the base joins my body to the tip. It's about 1.25" flaccid (meh), 11 months on T.
Elijah: I started out very miniscule, too. Definitely less than an inch long and the head was pea-sized or smaller. I don't have exact pre-T numbers since I avoided that area until T started to work its magic. I can at least grab it now >:-)
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: jmaxley on January 01, 2010, 07:49:26 PM
Post by: jmaxley on January 01, 2010, 07:49:26 PM
12 inches. ;) Someone had to say it. ;D
Haven't measured with a ruler, but guessing about 3/4". I can't wait to get on T and see how it grows.
Haven't measured with a ruler, but guessing about 3/4". I can't wait to get on T and see how it grows.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Alex_C on January 01, 2010, 11:18:40 PM
Post by: Alex_C on January 01, 2010, 11:18:40 PM
Flaccid, an inch. I know he grows when he's really happy, maybe to an inch and a half?
7 months on T here.
Yeah and pre-T, most everyone has a really small thing. My GF had a bigger one than me, although it never got hard, weird.
More *is* better hehe.
7 months on T here.
Yeah and pre-T, most everyone has a really small thing. My GF had a bigger one than me, although it never got hard, weird.
More *is* better hehe.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Cindy on January 02, 2010, 02:07:23 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 02, 2010, 02:07:23 AM
I think it has been said before but:
You can really tell a bunch oy guys 'cos they always want to see who has the biggest dick and the fastest car/m'bike etc.
Have fun guys.
Next thing, you'll be seeing who is fastest on the dying swan 'ordeal' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
You can really tell a bunch oy guys 'cos they always want to see who has the biggest dick and the fastest car/m'bike etc.
Have fun guys.
Next thing, you'll be seeing who is fastest on the dying swan 'ordeal' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Cowboi on January 03, 2010, 04:56:57 PM
Post by: Cowboi on January 03, 2010, 04:56:57 PM
After making the mistake of stumbling into this thread curious about the title, I ended up just being curious in general. I myself never measured mine and never really thought about it.
So I am going to bite. After two years on T it's at 1.5 inches. As far as erect, I have no idea. Although I will say that I know it grows a pretty decent amount when hard.
Maybe I'll tell my fiancee I need her help measuring it when she gets home, use some excuse like, "but honey I can't see properly from this angle." Then we will know how big it is when it's "happy" ;D
So I am going to bite. After two years on T it's at 1.5 inches. As far as erect, I have no idea. Although I will say that I know it grows a pretty decent amount when hard.
Maybe I'll tell my fiancee I need her help measuring it when she gets home, use some excuse like, "but honey I can't see properly from this angle." Then we will know how big it is when it's "happy" ;D
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: DamagedChris on January 04, 2010, 02:30:56 AM
Post by: DamagedChris on January 04, 2010, 02:30:56 AM
3 months on T, 1.5 in. flaccid.
...this thread made me pull out the ruler.
...this thread made me pull out the ruler.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: tekla on January 04, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Post by: tekla on January 04, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
You can really tell a bunch oy guys 'cos they always want to see who has the biggest dick and the fastest car/m'bike etc.
Yeah, but they will go out and race the car/bikes, they only talk (endlessly) about how 'their dick is a Harley, you got to kick it to start' or 'my dick is a redwood' or any of that nonsense. But in my life - most of it spend among some pretty uber guys - I've never seen one actually go ''Cuse me while I whip this out.' Cause that would be ghey and we'd have to kick his ass.
Yeah, but they will go out and race the car/bikes, they only talk (endlessly) about how 'their dick is a Harley, you got to kick it to start' or 'my dick is a redwood' or any of that nonsense. But in my life - most of it spend among some pretty uber guys - I've never seen one actually go ''Cuse me while I whip this out.' Cause that would be ghey and we'd have to kick his ass.
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: Cowboi on January 05, 2010, 12:02:08 AM
Post by: Cowboi on January 05, 2010, 12:02:08 AM
Quote from: tekla on January 04, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
But in my life - most of it spend among some pretty uber guys - I've never seen one actually go ''Cuse me while I whip this out.' Cause that would be ghey and we'd have to kick his ass.
Yeah, guys aren't very big on seeing other guys' dicks.
On another note, I must know some really boring guys because we never talk about this kind of stuff. Of course most everyone I know is aware I am trans so maybe they are just being considerate or the opposite, I suppose they could be treating me with kid gloves as they would some women assuming they were raised with manners.
I make my fiancee fix my car when it breaks. But I do one hell of a house cleaning!
Title: Re: Slapping 'Em on the Table
Post by: tekla on January 05, 2010, 12:39:33 AM
Post by: tekla on January 05, 2010, 12:39:33 AM
A bunch of the guys I worked with in the early days were old school Hell's Angels, I'm just guessing because I never saw anyone do it, but if you had whipped it out on them you wouldn't have had to worry about putting it back in. Funny, even for people who made debauchery a lifestyle, if not a legend, some things were still off-limits.