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Title: What The perfect man says
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 12, 2009, 02:10:05 AM
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 12, 2009, 02:10:05 AM
The perfect man says:
1. I have enough to drink, you drive.
2. Shouldn't you be down at the mall with your girlfriends?
3. Pardon me. I passed gas.
4. I've decided to fix some things around the house.
5. You're so sexy when you're just waking up.
6. Too Hell with football. Let's just talk.
7. Let's subscribe to TV Guide and find good movies to watch together.
8. Say, lets go to the mall so you can check out the latest fashions.
9. I'll be out painting the house.
10. I love it now that I don't golf on Sundays, and we can spend time together.
11. Honey... our new neighbors are noise...I'm going to talk to them.
12. Yes, I can take the car to get the oil changed.
13. Your mother is a great Lady.
14. Do me a favor, and remind me when Valentine's Day comes around and keep your schedule open for a hot date.
15. I understand fully our anniversary comes every year and it is important to both of us. I canceled the hunting trip with my buddies.
16. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a romantic movie, and just cuddle.
17. Oh no, not again the strip club...let's go to the mall.
18. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and do something that you have always wanted to.
19. I was wrong.
20. I'm bored, let's paint the bedroom.
21. Would you like to watch me wash the car?
22. I like it when you get off first.
23. Yes Dear.
24. I signed up for carpentry classes and build that new kitchen for us..
1. I have enough to drink, you drive.
2. Shouldn't you be down at the mall with your girlfriends?
3. Pardon me. I passed gas.
4. I've decided to fix some things around the house.
5. You're so sexy when you're just waking up.
6. Too Hell with football. Let's just talk.
7. Let's subscribe to TV Guide and find good movies to watch together.
8. Say, lets go to the mall so you can check out the latest fashions.
9. I'll be out painting the house.
10. I love it now that I don't golf on Sundays, and we can spend time together.
11. Honey... our new neighbors are noise...I'm going to talk to them.
12. Yes, I can take the car to get the oil changed.
13. Your mother is a great Lady.
14. Do me a favor, and remind me when Valentine's Day comes around and keep your schedule open for a hot date.
15. I understand fully our anniversary comes every year and it is important to both of us. I canceled the hunting trip with my buddies.
16. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a romantic movie, and just cuddle.
17. Oh no, not again the strip club...let's go to the mall.
18. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and do something that you have always wanted to.
19. I was wrong.
20. I'm bored, let's paint the bedroom.
21. Would you like to watch me wash the car?
22. I like it when you get off first.
23. Yes Dear.
24. I signed up for carpentry classes and build that new kitchen for us..
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: Alyx. on August 12, 2009, 02:11:48 AM
Post by: Alyx. on August 12, 2009, 02:11:48 AM
Half of it sounds creepy and the other half sounds sort of desireable-creepy.
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 12, 2009, 02:15:12 AM
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 12, 2009, 02:15:12 AM
Hey, it is a off handed come back to tekla's post.
Janet
Janet
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: LordKAT on August 12, 2009, 02:31:49 AM
Post by: LordKAT on August 12, 2009, 02:31:49 AM
And very good. Love how some were exactly the same.
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: K8 on August 12, 2009, 07:13:19 AM
Post by: K8 on August 12, 2009, 07:13:19 AM
You forgot: I'll take care of the house - why don't you go out with your girlfriends? ;D
(After all, a man is OK, but you wouldn't want to have him around all the time would you?)
- Kate
(After all, a man is OK, but you wouldn't want to have him around all the time would you?)
- Kate
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: Stealthgrrl on August 12, 2009, 08:53:38 AM
Post by: Stealthgrrl on August 12, 2009, 08:53:38 AM
MY perfect man would say these things, in this order:
"I do"
"I don't feel so good."
"I want (gasp) my wife to (coughing jag) have everything...my will is in the file cabinet."
"Goodbye, dear. Enjoy my millions!"
>:-) :)
"I do"
"I don't feel so good."
"I want (gasp) my wife to (coughing jag) have everything...my will is in the file cabinet."
"Goodbye, dear. Enjoy my millions!"
>:-) :)
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: Lutin on August 12, 2009, 10:23:40 AM
Post by: Lutin on August 12, 2009, 10:23:40 AM
What about "Here, why don't I do the vacuuming?"? I'm fine with other cleaning and whatnot, but I can't stand vacuuming. Don't know about you ladies, but guys who willingly do my vacuuming rock my world, float my boat, all that jazz. ;) ;D
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: LordKAT on August 13, 2009, 01:39:33 AM
Post by: LordKAT on August 13, 2009, 01:39:33 AM
I would be happy to have a man who...scratch that I want a woman. A woman who thinks I am worth spending a bit of time with..maybe until the end of time.
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: Sandy on August 13, 2009, 09:49:09 AM
Post by: Sandy on August 13, 2009, 09:49:09 AM
Janet, if you know a guy like that, find out if he has a brother...
-Sandy
-Sandy
Title: There is NOOOOOO perfect man
Post by: bigrift on August 23, 2009, 03:29:48 AM
Post by: bigrift on August 23, 2009, 03:29:48 AM
(Sorry this is once again just an emotional rant.)
Men are either sincerely ass holes, or insincere. Very few exceptions to this, and those that are are probably women anyways.
Sorry to all you men out there....I'm just incredibly bitter.
Post Merge: August 23, 2009, 03:57:11 AM
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. All women should become lesbians, and all men should becoming breeding stock. In a virtual-reality induced comma, where they can't harm anyone.
Men are either sincerely ass holes, or insincere. Very few exceptions to this, and those that are are probably women anyways.
Sorry to all you men out there....I'm just incredibly bitter.
Post Merge: August 23, 2009, 03:57:11 AM
Quote from: Stealthgrrl on August 12, 2009, 08:53:38 AM
MY perfect man would say these things, in this order:
"I do"
"I don't feel so good."
"I want (gasp) my wife to (coughing jag) have everything...my will is in the file cabinet."
"Goodbye, dear. Enjoy my millions!"
>:-) :)
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. All women should become lesbians, and all men should becoming breeding stock. In a virtual-reality induced comma, where they can't harm anyone.
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: yabby on August 23, 2009, 04:45:05 AM
Post by: yabby on August 23, 2009, 04:45:05 AM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on August 12, 2009, 02:10:05 AM
2. Shouldn't you be down at the mall with your girlfriends?
It reads like: stop bothering and let me watch the football match. ^_^
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: heatherrose on August 23, 2009, 05:14:31 AM
Post by: heatherrose on August 23, 2009, 05:14:31 AM
25. Those shoes look great on you!
26. No, that doesn't make you look fat.
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: Nicky on August 31, 2009, 10:14:20 PM
Post by: Nicky on August 31, 2009, 10:14:20 PM
Why would you want someone to ask you if you want to watch them wash the car? ???
That's like so demeaning - "your only good enough to watch me do the work".
That's like so demeaning - "your only good enough to watch me do the work".
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: K8 on September 01, 2009, 07:33:10 AM
Post by: K8 on September 01, 2009, 07:33:10 AM
Quote from: Nicky on August 31, 2009, 10:14:20 PM
Why would you want someone to ask you if you want to watch them wash the car? ???
That's like so demeaning - "your only good enough to watch me do the work".
If he wants to wash the car, let him. I'd prefer that I not have to keep my eye on him while he does it, though.
Unless, of course, he has this terrific body and it is really hot out so he has to strip down and then gets soapy water all over when washing the car... :eusa_whistle:
[Calm down Kate. :eusa_hand: Breath deeply and just settle down. :eusa_naughty:]
- Kate ;D
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: tekla on September 01, 2009, 11:21:24 AM
Post by: tekla on September 01, 2009, 11:21:24 AM
I guess "Damn, your little sister is so hot" didn't make the cut?
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: K8 on September 01, 2009, 05:40:15 PM
Post by: K8 on September 01, 2009, 05:40:15 PM
Quote from: tekla on September 01, 2009, 11:21:24 AM
I guess "Damn, your little sister is so hot" didn't make the cut?
Just as "You must be the studious one in your family" didn't make it either.
- K
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: tekla on September 01, 2009, 05:59:49 PM
Post by: tekla on September 01, 2009, 05:59:49 PM
"Oh My GOD! THAT's your MOM?" is to be avoided also.
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: Maryteresa on September 02, 2009, 06:26:16 AM
Post by: Maryteresa on September 02, 2009, 06:26:16 AM
Interesting. I wouldn't say he was perfect, though. Kind of spooky, I'd say. You'd be wondering what he's cooking up to win all those 'brownie points' first for....
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: tekla on September 02, 2009, 08:36:38 AM
Post by: tekla on September 02, 2009, 08:36:38 AM
No doubt because he's going to start 'working late at the office' real soon.
Title: Re: What The perfect man says
Post by: Genevieve Swann on September 02, 2009, 08:59:50 AM
Post by: Genevieve Swann on September 02, 2009, 08:59:50 AM
It would be great if he said my wardrobe needs to be expanded and "Here's the credit card." I agree with Maryteresa. What is it he really wants?