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Title: An old blonde joke
Post by: nickie on August 26, 2009, 08:31:40 PM
Post by: nickie on August 26, 2009, 08:31:40 PM
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
Title: Re: An old blonde joke
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 26, 2009, 09:28:13 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 26, 2009, 09:28:13 PM
That is terrible, Nicky. True, but terrible. ;D
Janet
Janet
Title: Re: An old blonde joke
Post by: Shana on August 26, 2009, 11:35:46 PM
Post by: Shana on August 26, 2009, 11:35:46 PM
I don't get it. ???
Title: Re: An old blonde joke
Post by: LordKAT on August 26, 2009, 11:39:09 PM
Post by: LordKAT on August 26, 2009, 11:39:09 PM
Shanawolf with white fur is close enuff to blonde. No wonder you don't get it. I knew it wasn't just age.
Title: Re: An old blonde joke
Post by: V M on August 26, 2009, 11:41:10 PM
Post by: V M on August 26, 2009, 11:41:10 PM
Virginia twirls her hair and says "Huh?" :laugh:
Title: Re: An old blonde joke
Post by: Shana on August 27, 2009, 12:00:51 AM
Post by: Shana on August 27, 2009, 12:00:51 AM
Eh???? Frakin hearing aid's getting the fritz again.. I'm hearin voices.. oh well, time for my shows..
Title: Re: An old blonde joke
Post by: Renate on August 27, 2009, 05:41:13 AM
Post by: Renate on August 27, 2009, 05:41:13 AM
So where is this all-girl biker bar?
Title: Re: An old blonde joke
Post by: Silver on August 29, 2009, 03:24:32 AM
Post by: Silver on August 29, 2009, 03:24:32 AM
Made me laugh. Good one.
SilverFang
SilverFang