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Title: WOMAN'S YEARLY EXAM
Post by: katherine on October 25, 2009, 03:16:33 AM
Post by: katherine on October 25, 2009, 03:16:33 AM
Sent to me by my mother:
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135."
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 185.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5' 5"."
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall
and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135."
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 185.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5' 5"."
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall
and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
Title: Re: WOMAN'S YEARLY EXAM
Post by: Jay on October 25, 2009, 02:23:30 PM
Post by: Jay on October 25, 2009, 02:23:30 PM
Bloody awesome! ;D
Jay
Jay