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Title: Give up chocolate?
Post by: nickie on November 02, 2009, 12:16:24 PM
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.'
Title: Re: Give up chocolate?
Post by: V M on November 02, 2009, 12:38:51 PM
 :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Title: Re: Give up chocolate?
Post by: Jay on November 03, 2009, 05:37:54 AM
That is very clever! ;)

Jay
Title: Re: Give up chocolate?
Post by: Julie Marie on November 03, 2009, 08:09:08 AM
 :eusa_doh:  Isn't that the truth!  :eusa_clap:
Title: Re: Give up chocolate?
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 03, 2009, 09:32:59 AM
Give up chocolate?  Never!   ;D


Janet
Title: Re: Give up chocolate?
Post by: Constance on November 03, 2009, 09:37:51 AM
 ;D  ;D  ;D