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Title: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Red on November 06, 2009, 02:44:51 PM
Post by: Red on November 06, 2009, 02:44:51 PM
No offense to anyone... I know this is old but it's still very funny
Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and . . .
Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent Night, Holy OOOOOOOOh look at the Froggy, can I have chocolate, why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell ...
Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and . . .
Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent Night, Holy OOOOOOOOh look at the Froggy, can I have chocolate, why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell ...
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 06, 2009, 04:11:46 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 06, 2009, 04:11:46 PM
Cute Red, very cute.
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away.
Janet
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away.
Janet
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Red on November 06, 2009, 08:17:12 PM
Post by: Red on November 06, 2009, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on November 06, 2009, 04:11:46 PM
Cute Red, very cute.
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away.
Janet
LOL that is so funny! I love little jokes like that.
Knock Knock
who's there?
me ;D
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: nickie on November 07, 2009, 02:20:59 PM
Post by: nickie on November 07, 2009, 02:20:59 PM
Cute... I like manic the best...
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Red on November 07, 2009, 04:51:15 PM
Post by: Red on November 07, 2009, 04:51:15 PM
Quote from: nickie on November 07, 2009, 02:20:59 PM
Cute... I like manic the best...
I agree, that was so funny!
The schizophrenic one caught my attention (because I've got bipolar II, etc) and I often find myself asking people "did you hear that?"
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Luc on November 07, 2009, 07:45:24 PM
Post by: Luc on November 07, 2009, 07:45:24 PM
AWESOME, Red. I'm a psych major, and this is totally great. Especially the manic, OCD, ADD, and paranoid ones. I have type 2 bipolar as well... so why is it that I could see more than one of these relating to me? :P
It's just missing depression... what would that be? Maybe "I'll be home for Christmas if I can ever get out of bed"....
SD
It's just missing depression... what would that be? Maybe "I'll be home for Christmas if I can ever get out of bed"....
SD
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Red on November 07, 2009, 08:34:12 PM
Post by: Red on November 07, 2009, 08:34:12 PM
Quote from: Sebastien on November 07, 2009, 07:45:24 PM
AWESOME, Red. I'm a psych major, and this is totally great. Especially the manic, OCD, ADD, and paranoid ones. I have type 2 bipolar as well... so why is it that I could see more than one of these relating to me? :P
It's just missing depression... what would that be? Maybe "I'll be home for Christmas if I can ever get out of bed"....
SD
I'm sorry I don't understand what you're trying to say.
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: V M on November 07, 2009, 08:58:17 PM
Post by: V M on November 07, 2009, 08:58:17 PM
Jingle bells
If you can't tell
I'm watching you from afar
I've got cockle shells and lizard tails
and eyeballs in a jar
Dashing through the mud
Squirrels running in my head
I can't figure out why my dog
Doesn't go on top the bunk bed
Jingle bells
Cotton tails
My Bunny suit is so cute
I drank a bottle of caster oil
Now I'm the queen of the throne
Yes..... Would you like to eat a bar of soap with the Queen?
:laugh: >:-) :laugh: Categorize that one :laugh:
If you can't tell
I'm watching you from afar
I've got cockle shells and lizard tails
and eyeballs in a jar
Dashing through the mud
Squirrels running in my head
I can't figure out why my dog
Doesn't go on top the bunk bed
Jingle bells
Cotton tails
My Bunny suit is so cute
I drank a bottle of caster oil
Now I'm the queen of the throne
Yes..... Would you like to eat a bar of soap with the Queen?
:laugh: >:-) :laugh: Categorize that one :laugh:
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Red on November 07, 2009, 09:08:00 PM
Post by: Red on November 07, 2009, 09:08:00 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on November 07, 2009, 08:58:17 PM
Jingle bells
If you can't tell
I'm watching you from afar
I've got cockle shells and lizard tails
and eyeballs in a jar
Dashing through the mud
Squirrels running in my head
I can't figure out why my dog
Doesn't go on top the bunk bed
Jingle bells
Cotton tails
My Bunny suit is so cute
I drank a bottle of caster oil
Now I'm the queen of the throne
Yes..... Would you like to eat a bar of soap with the Queen?
:laugh: >:-) :laugh: Categorize that one :laugh:
Let SD do it. He's the psych major around here. :D
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 08, 2009, 06:03:03 PM
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 08, 2009, 06:03:03 PM
I predict OCD will meet a very violet outcome "just in time for X-mas"
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Arch on November 09, 2009, 01:32:11 AM
Post by: Arch on November 09, 2009, 01:32:11 AM
Quote from: Bellaon7 on November 08, 2009, 06:03:03 PM
I predict OCD will meet a very violet outcome "just in time for X-mas"
Instead of red and green? ;D
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Jay on November 09, 2009, 03:37:21 AM
Post by: Jay on November 09, 2009, 03:37:21 AM
ha ha AWesome! :)
Jay
Jay
Title: Re: Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 09, 2009, 08:29:37 PM
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 09, 2009, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: Arch on November 09, 2009, 01:32:11 AMKeep the red, I'll take the green!
Instead of red and green? ;D