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Title: The afterlife
Post by: nickie on November 09, 2009, 07:57:10 PM
Post by: nickie on November 09, 2009, 07:57:10 PM
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, "Claudia.... Claudia."
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ..."
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, "Claudia.... Claudia."
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ..."
Title: Re: The afterlife
Post by: Red on November 16, 2009, 10:22:39 PM
Post by: Red on November 16, 2009, 10:22:39 PM
That was totally unexpected!! LOL Very cool joke ;)
Title: Re: The afterlife
Post by: heatherrose on November 16, 2009, 10:35:47 PM
Post by: heatherrose on November 16, 2009, 10:35:47 PM
Would that be a an elevation or demotion? :eusa_think:
Title: Re: The afterlife
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 16, 2009, 10:37:10 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 16, 2009, 10:37:10 PM
OMG That came out of the blue and I can't keep from giggling. Good job, Nickie.
Janet
Janet