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Title: New dirty joke
Post by: nickie on November 13, 2009, 07:09:02 PM
Post by: nickie on November 13, 2009, 07:09:02 PM
What do you call a hooker with the sniffles?
Full.
Full.
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: clhere on November 13, 2009, 07:23:26 PM
Post by: clhere on November 13, 2009, 07:23:26 PM
Lol thats just plain naughty! in the bold yet funny way ;D
My turn! this one is just as "naughty"- had to laugh at it :P
"One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year." "
So, anyone else "chicken" farm!? :P
My turn! this one is just as "naughty"- had to laugh at it :P
"One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year." "
So, anyone else "chicken" farm!? :P
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: heatherrose on November 13, 2009, 07:31:20 PM
Post by: heatherrose on November 13, 2009, 07:31:20 PM
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 14, 2009, 06:43:27 PM
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 14, 2009, 06:43:27 PM
Go to bed a hooker, & wake up a horker.
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: V M on November 14, 2009, 07:02:59 PM
Post by: V M on November 14, 2009, 07:02:59 PM
Oh garsch, OMGoodness!!! :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: Hannah on November 14, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
Post by: Hannah on November 14, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
That's 2.7 cocks a day every day for a year. I like chicken too but I dunno about that much.
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 14, 2009, 08:55:52 PM
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 14, 2009, 08:55:52 PM
I will say this one last time. You cannot have chickens, without the chicken WIRE!!!
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: V M on November 14, 2009, 09:13:44 PM
Post by: V M on November 14, 2009, 09:13:44 PM
If you find the right one, you can make the same cock crow every morning.
Maybe even a few times a day :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Cock a doodle Dooooooo!!! :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Maybe even a few times a day :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Cock a doodle Dooooooo!!! :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: Hannah on November 14, 2009, 09:30:47 PM
Post by: Hannah on November 14, 2009, 09:30:47 PM
There's nothing like breakfast in bed ::)
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 15, 2009, 01:15:28 AM
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 15, 2009, 01:15:28 AM
eeewww, I was trying to click on the full hooker joke. do not even start to...eeewww!
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: Silver on November 15, 2009, 01:48:18 AM
Post by: Silver on November 15, 2009, 01:48:18 AM
You girls and your humor. . .
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: heatherrose on November 15, 2009, 11:55:14 AM
Post by: heatherrose on November 15, 2009, 11:55:14 AM
Did someone say, "...any cock'll dooo."?
Title: Re: New dirty joke
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 15, 2009, 12:02:55 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 15, 2009, 12:02:55 PM
Why are roosters and Hookers similar?
A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-do".
A hooker says "Any-cock-will-do"
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There are three hookers standing on the corner, one brunette and two blonds. What do you have?
Regular price, five bucks, five bucks. ( Old Pizza hut commercial ).
Janet
A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-do".
A hooker says "Any-cock-will-do"
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There are three hookers standing on the corner, one brunette and two blonds. What do you have?
Regular price, five bucks, five bucks. ( Old Pizza hut commercial ).
Janet