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Title: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: CharleneT on November 19, 2009, 12:05:52 PM
Post by: CharleneT on November 19, 2009, 12:05:52 PM
Hi folks, on another discussion forum of late there's been a thread about what to say when someone asks you the question: "Why are you wearing women's clothes ??" Here are a few of the better answers, do you have a good snappy answer of yours to add to the list ????
My ex moved out and threw away all my cloth's and left me this
Shhh, I'm working undercover
I'm Larry David and I enjoy wearing women's underwear.
When the Aliens come to get us, they will eat all The Fat Guys first...beautiful, charming, ladies will be possible candidates for The Queen of Outer Space!
It's ladies night and I don't have enough to make the cover charge and/or buy full priced drinks.
Jeans and workboots don't go with these earrings silly
Drives the women crazy, you ought to try it
Someone spiked my drink and I woke up this way
I went to a party and it was "eat, drink and BE Mary"
What! You mean these are GIRLS clothes!
<wave hand in Jedi mind trick fashion>
These are not Women's clothes....this my Jedi uniform. You don't want any death sticks and these aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
Ohhhh man not again. Thats the last time I drink tequilla before getting dressed
I'm not "pushing the envelope," I opened it and escaped...
My psychiatrist told me to get a girlfriend.
My ex moved out and threw away all my cloth's and left me this
Shhh, I'm working undercover
I'm Larry David and I enjoy wearing women's underwear.
When the Aliens come to get us, they will eat all The Fat Guys first...beautiful, charming, ladies will be possible candidates for The Queen of Outer Space!
It's ladies night and I don't have enough to make the cover charge and/or buy full priced drinks.
Jeans and workboots don't go with these earrings silly
Drives the women crazy, you ought to try it
Someone spiked my drink and I woke up this way
I went to a party and it was "eat, drink and BE Mary"
What! You mean these are GIRLS clothes!
<wave hand in Jedi mind trick fashion>
These are not Women's clothes....this my Jedi uniform. You don't want any death sticks and these aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
Ohhhh man not again. Thats the last time I drink tequilla before getting dressed
I'm not "pushing the envelope," I opened it and escaped...
My psychiatrist told me to get a girlfriend.
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: Kurzar on November 19, 2009, 12:10:48 PM
Post by: Kurzar on November 19, 2009, 12:10:48 PM
OMG I lol'd :laugh:
Those are great but I have nothing to add.
Those are great but I have nothing to add.
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: Myself on November 19, 2009, 01:10:24 PM
Post by: Myself on November 19, 2009, 01:10:24 PM
I hope no one ever had it happen O_o
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: Nicky on November 19, 2009, 01:24:09 PM
Post by: Nicky on November 19, 2009, 01:24:09 PM
All I could think of
well, I could go naked if you want.... ;)
well, I could go naked if you want.... ;)
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: Miniar on November 19, 2009, 01:24:46 PM
Post by: Miniar on November 19, 2009, 01:24:46 PM
My psychiatrist told me to get a girlfriend.
.... I lol'd...
.... I lol'd...
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: LordKAT on November 19, 2009, 02:54:57 PM
Post by: LordKAT on November 19, 2009, 02:54:57 PM
Loved it, gotta show a friend who is MTF
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 19, 2009, 03:37:44 PM
Post by: Bellaon7 on November 19, 2009, 03:37:44 PM
I never got that, but if I did I would just go a female version of Hunter Thomson on them.
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: CypherEnigma on November 20, 2009, 02:41:30 AM
Post by: CypherEnigma on November 20, 2009, 02:41:30 AM
I'd go with the Donnie Darko Response.
"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?" Donnie
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" Frank
"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?" Donnie
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" Frank
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: Debra on November 20, 2009, 11:06:14 AM
Post by: Debra on November 20, 2009, 11:06:14 AM
LOL I love em!
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: Sandy on November 20, 2009, 12:23:32 PM
Post by: Sandy on November 20, 2009, 12:23:32 PM
How about:
"I couldn't think of another reason to get a divorce."
-Sandy
"I couldn't think of another reason to get a divorce."
-Sandy
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: jesse on November 24, 2009, 04:53:17 AM
Post by: jesse on November 24, 2009, 04:53:17 AM
i think youve mistaken me for my brother
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: CharleneT on November 27, 2009, 11:06:34 PM
Post by: CharleneT on November 27, 2009, 11:06:34 PM
Quote from: jesse on November 24, 2009, 04:53:17 AM
i think youve mistaken me for my brother
HA !! that's a good one !!
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: Suzy on November 27, 2009, 11:36:53 PM
Post by: Suzy on November 27, 2009, 11:36:53 PM
HAHA
How about: I'm bucking for a section 8!
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fganjataz.com%2F01smileys%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FloopyBlonde-blinking.gif&hash=4545ddf8251cf9c32ae6074d56e48bc34a755857)Kristi
How about: I'm bucking for a section 8!
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fganjataz.com%2F01smileys%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FloopyBlonde-blinking.gif&hash=4545ddf8251cf9c32ae6074d56e48bc34a755857)Kristi
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: LordKAT on November 28, 2009, 03:20:14 AM
Post by: LordKAT on November 28, 2009, 03:20:14 AM
or
"I knew I should have turned the light on when I got dressed this morning."
"I knew I should have turned the light on when I got dressed this morning."
Title: Re: What to say to "that" question !
Post by: gothique11 on November 28, 2009, 06:34:42 AM
Post by: gothique11 on November 28, 2009, 06:34:42 AM
LOL I can't think of anything at the moment; however, it does remind me of something I once said to one of my ex girlfriends... she love the quote anyway. I forget how I came up with it, but yeah, i said something like:
"You wanna know what proves that I'm a woman beyond reasonable doubt?"
"What?" She asked.
"What man would want to cut off his own penis? I doubt you can find any man who'd say they would." I replied. :P
Yeah, something like that. She found it funny and true, anyway. o_0
"You wanna know what proves that I'm a woman beyond reasonable doubt?"
"What?" She asked.
"What man would want to cut off his own penis? I doubt you can find any man who'd say they would." I replied. :P
Yeah, something like that. She found it funny and true, anyway. o_0