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Title: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: tekla on December 12, 2009, 12:23:14 PM
Post by: tekla on December 12, 2009, 12:23:14 PM
What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards...then have sex with a hooker.
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards...then have sex with a hooker.
Title: Re: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: Tall-12A7 on December 13, 2009, 01:30:43 PM
Post by: Tall-12A7 on December 13, 2009, 01:30:43 PM
What is SUV?
Title: Re: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: V M on December 13, 2009, 01:37:00 PM
Post by: V M on December 13, 2009, 01:37:00 PM
Quote from: Tall-12A7 on December 13, 2009, 01:30:43 PMSUV=Sports Utility Vehicle
What is SUV?
It is a truck that is much like a car
Title: Re: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: Tall-12A7 on December 13, 2009, 04:31:51 PM
Post by: Tall-12A7 on December 13, 2009, 04:31:51 PM
Quote from: tekla on December 12, 2009, 12:23:14 PM
What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards...then have sex with a hooker.
Now I perfectly understand every word, but I still don't get this joke... Nah, I'm hopeless case...
Title: Re: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: myles on December 13, 2009, 06:41:27 PM
Post by: myles on December 13, 2009, 06:41:27 PM
I just wonder when he actually had time to play golf with everything else he had going on. That is not what his coach had in mind when he said to practice with his wood.
Title: Re: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: V M on December 13, 2009, 07:19:56 PM
Post by: V M on December 13, 2009, 07:19:56 PM
Quote from: myles on December 13, 2009, 06:41:27 PM:laugh: >:-) :laugh: That's a better joke then the first one
I just wonder when he actually had time to play golf with everything else he had going on. That is not what his coach had in mind when he said to practice with his wood.
Title: Re: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: tekla on December 13, 2009, 11:19:58 PM
Post by: tekla on December 13, 2009, 11:19:58 PM
Well he certainly had enough people taking care of his balls before he played.
Title: Re: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: V M on December 13, 2009, 11:27:59 PM
Post by: V M on December 13, 2009, 11:27:59 PM
Quote from: tekla on December 13, 2009, 11:19:58 PMApparently some were helping with his wood also >:-)
Well he certainly had enough people taking care of his balls before he played.
Title: Re: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: aubrey on December 14, 2009, 12:22:52 AM
Post by: aubrey on December 14, 2009, 12:22:52 AM
How many women did Tiger cheat with last month?
FORE!
(sorry lol)
Post Merge: December 14, 2009, 12:25:10 AM
One night Tiger came home a little late from a game and had scratches all over his back. His wife asked what they were from? He said they were from his catty.
FORE!
(sorry lol)
Post Merge: December 14, 2009, 12:25:10 AM
One night Tiger came home a little late from a game and had scratches all over his back. His wife asked what they were from? He said they were from his catty.
Title: Re: Todays Tigar Wood joke
Post by: Suzy on December 23, 2009, 10:14:40 AM
Post by: Suzy on December 23, 2009, 10:14:40 AM
Well when he claimed to get in 18 holes every day he was not joking!
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