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Title: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Cindy on January 15, 2010, 02:10:33 AM
Post by: Cindy on January 15, 2010, 02:10:33 AM
I saw a T-shirt that said.
" All human knowledge is found printed on T-shirts"
OK share the best you have seen :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: tekla on January 15, 2010, 02:12:40 AM
Post by: tekla on January 15, 2010, 02:12:40 AM
We once had a band that had a great looking female singer who wore a shirt that said:
Eat Me First!
Always loved that one.
Eat Me First!
Always loved that one.
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: V M on January 15, 2010, 02:44:21 AM
Post by: V M on January 15, 2010, 02:44:21 AM
There was a kid who walked around Santa Cruz, Ca for months with a shirt he'd written:
"GREEN BUD FOR SALE"
::)............... :laugh:
"GREEN BUD FOR SALE"
::)............... :laugh:
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Muffin on January 15, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
Post by: Muffin on January 15, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
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Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Jamie-o on January 15, 2010, 06:43:29 AM
Post by: Jamie-o on January 15, 2010, 06:43:29 AM
I had a friend once who was toying with the idea of putting out a line of T-shirts with potentially controversial but true quotes. My favorite one read: Jesus said, "Eat me."
I also really like the one that says: Si Hoc Legeres scis nimium eruditiones habes. (If you can read this you are over-educated.)
I also really like the one that says: Si Hoc Legeres scis nimium eruditiones habes. (If you can read this you are over-educated.)
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Constance on January 15, 2010, 11:00:08 AM
Post by: Constance on January 15, 2010, 11:00:08 AM
"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Miniar on January 15, 2010, 11:15:46 AM
Post by: Miniar on January 15, 2010, 11:15:46 AM
"Nietzsche thinks you're weak!"
"Is it solipsistic in here, or is that just me?"
and
"A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine."
Are my favorites.
That makes me a geek, huh?
"Is it solipsistic in here, or is that just me?"
and
"A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine."
Are my favorites.
That makes me a geek, huh?
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Constance on January 15, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Post by: Constance on January 15, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
A geek and a half, I think, Min. :D
I also love the camouflage T-shirt that says in bright pink letters, "Ha ha! You can't see me now!"
I also love the camouflage T-shirt that says in bright pink letters, "Ha ha! You can't see me now!"
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Janet_Girl on January 15, 2010, 11:47:20 AM
Post by: Janet_Girl on January 15, 2010, 11:47:20 AM
I have one that says "I'm Confused ... Wait, No I'm not"
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: tekla on January 15, 2010, 11:50:11 AM
Post by: tekla on January 15, 2010, 11:50:11 AM
I also love the camouflage T-shirt that says in bright pink letters, "Ha ha! You can't see me now!"
I always gave passing thought to running over one of those all-camouflage dressed types and going into court and saying "Hey, I didn't see them."
I always gave passing thought to running over one of those all-camouflage dressed types and going into court and saying "Hey, I didn't see them."
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Muffin on January 15, 2010, 07:54:40 PM
Post by: Muffin on January 15, 2010, 07:54:40 PM
This is an idea I had ages and ages ago but never ended up finishing/printing...
Just a rough idea sketch...
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ff.imagehost.org%2F0491%2Fbin-gun.png&hash=8a3e25d9a9ce826e6b5545edb7b6d4c4337ae441)
Just a rough idea sketch...
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ff.imagehost.org%2F0491%2Fbin-gun.png&hash=8a3e25d9a9ce826e6b5545edb7b6d4c4337ae441)
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Jamie10011 on February 18, 2011, 11:22:55 AM
Post by: Jamie10011 on February 18, 2011, 11:22:55 AM
this one has to be my fave
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sacredwaste.com%2Fc%2Fi_heart_the_colorblind_tshirt-p235402101745612970mpkn_400.jpg&hash=8555539fdb8e25e06642f73e7ead663b757075cd)
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sacredwaste.com%2Fc%2Fi_heart_the_colorblind_tshirt-p235402101745612970mpkn_400.jpg&hash=8555539fdb8e25e06642f73e7ead663b757075cd)
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Key on February 18, 2011, 01:26:02 PM
Post by: Key on February 18, 2011, 01:26:02 PM
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
Or, in english:
"I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."
Or, in english:
"I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Muffins on June 08, 2011, 05:46:19 AM
Post by: Muffins on June 08, 2011, 05:46:19 AM
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FuRznm.png&hash=7ebc28505147479bc4a7735af9dd976d163fcf4c)
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FTdEuo.jpg&hash=14969c120d51038ba741e54c6dfba68bd875d82c)
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FTdEuo.jpg&hash=14969c120d51038ba741e54c6dfba68bd875d82c)
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: tekla on June 08, 2011, 11:58:24 AM
Post by: tekla on June 08, 2011, 11:58:24 AM
Saw on yesterday that read:
I'd Love To Help You Out!
which way did you come in?
I'd Love To Help You Out!
which way did you come in?
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Ellieka on June 08, 2011, 12:03:46 PM
Post by: Ellieka on June 08, 2011, 12:03:46 PM
"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Sephirah on June 08, 2011, 12:07:42 PM
Post by: Sephirah on June 08, 2011, 12:07:42 PM
Printed to celebrate the recent Royal Wedding in the UK:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.8ball.co.uk%2Ftshirts%2Froyalweddingtshirt-thanksforthedayoffladies_1_119138_azalea_l.jpg&hash=d80afba7551a0ab495810188ed6bcc97f902cdc0)
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.8ball.co.uk%2Ftshirts%2Froyalweddingtshirt-thanksforthedayoffladies_1_119138_azalea_l.jpg&hash=d80afba7551a0ab495810188ed6bcc97f902cdc0)
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: Padma on June 08, 2011, 12:16:46 PM
Post by: Padma on June 08, 2011, 12:16:46 PM
I saw one a couple of summers ago that read:
Heart of Gold
Balls of Steel
Knob of Butter
...which may be funnier in England than in the Americas... :)
Heart of Gold
Balls of Steel
Knob of Butter
...which may be funnier in England than in the Americas... :)
Title: Re: T-shirt quotes
Post by: JungianZoe on June 08, 2011, 12:21:11 PM
Post by: JungianZoe on June 08, 2011, 12:21:11 PM
Quote from: Padma on June 08, 2011, 12:16:46 PM
Heart of Gold
Balls of Steel
Knob of Butter
That reminds me of one that's sold at our local Renaissance Festival. ;D
Once a king,
always a king
But once a knight
is never enough