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Title: The Truth about Beer
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 05, 2010, 02:44:48 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 05, 2010, 02:44:48 PM
This Is Alarming:
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
November 2009, Sydney University and other scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
November 2009, Sydney University and other scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
Title: Re: The Truth about Beer
Post by: Constance on April 05, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Post by: Constance on April 05, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
:D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Truth about Beer
Post by: Laura91 on April 05, 2010, 03:22:12 PM
Post by: Laura91 on April 05, 2010, 03:22:12 PM
*falls down laughing*