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Title: Orange Sauce
Post by: V M on May 02, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
Post by: V M on May 02, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
I've been craving Asian food for awhile now
I bought a bottle of Panda Express Orange Sauce and have been putting it on nearly everything but popcorn and ice cream
I realized I had become addicted when I began spanking myself and drinking the Orange Sauce from the bottle
And that's not to mention riding a pogo pony down the street yelling "Give it to me Panda!!!"
I contacted the FDA and they said they'd look into it at the nearest Chinese take out
Meanwhile a friend of mine mentioned that if you pee your pants from laughing you may want to check your temperature
...* Stay tuned next week when we discus Virginia's obsession with buying bras and underwear*...
Wait!!! Wait!!! that isn't fare... No one told me time was u
I bought a bottle of Panda Express Orange Sauce and have been putting it on nearly everything but popcorn and ice cream
I realized I had become addicted when I began spanking myself and drinking the Orange Sauce from the bottle
And that's not to mention riding a pogo pony down the street yelling "Give it to me Panda!!!"
I contacted the FDA and they said they'd look into it at the nearest Chinese take out
Meanwhile a friend of mine mentioned that if you pee your pants from laughing you may want to check your temperature
...* Stay tuned next week when we discus Virginia's obsession with buying bras and underwear*...
Wait!!! Wait!!! that isn't fare... No one told me time was u
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: Jamie-o on May 02, 2010, 12:32:48 AM
Post by: Jamie-o on May 02, 2010, 12:32:48 AM
Y'know ... It might be good on popcorn and ice cream.
Jamie the Enabler
Jamie the Enabler
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: LordKAT on May 02, 2010, 01:38:42 AM
Post by: LordKAT on May 02, 2010, 01:38:42 AM
Quote from: Jamie-o on May 02, 2010, 12:32:48 AM
Y'know ... It might be good on popcorn and ice cream.
Jamie the Enabler
That was my thought too.
Tho I thought Virginia didn't buy bras, she got them from the bra fairy.
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: Silver on May 02, 2010, 02:54:11 AM
Post by: Silver on May 02, 2010, 02:54:11 AM
Your food addictions continue to amuse me.
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: Cindy on May 02, 2010, 03:06:29 AM
Post by: Cindy on May 02, 2010, 03:06:29 AM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on May 02, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
I've been craving Asian food for awhile now
I bought a bottle of Panda Express Orange Sauce and have been putting it on nearly everything but popcorn and ice cream
I realized I had become addicted when I began spanking myself and drinking the Orange Sauce from the bottle
And that's not to mention riding a pogo pony down the street yelling "Give it to me Panda!!!"
I contacted the FDA and they said they'd look into it at the nearest Chinese take out
Meanwhile a friend of mine mentioned that if you pee your pants from laughing you may want to check your temperature
...* Stay tuned next week when we discus Virginia's obsession with buying bras and underwear*...
Wait!!! Wait!!! that isn't fare... No one told me time was u
It's only an addiction when you roll a line and snort it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: V M on May 03, 2010, 06:57:02 PM
Post by: V M on May 03, 2010, 06:57:02 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on May 02, 2010, 01:38:42 AMI think the bra fairy has given up on me... LOL Besides, I like them better when it's my idea and I pick them out ;D
That was my thought too.
Tho I thought Virginia didn't buy bras, she got them from the bra fairy.
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: Janet_Girl on May 03, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on May 03, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Orange Sauce is non-addictive. she says as she snorts a line of chocolate sauce
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: Cindy on May 04, 2010, 03:56:38 AM
Post by: Cindy on May 04, 2010, 03:56:38 AM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on May 03, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Orange Sauce is non-addictive. she says as she snorts a line of chocolate sauce
Confucius he say " never snort chocolate sauce in the bathroom" :o
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: LordKAT on May 05, 2010, 03:57:29 AM
Post by: LordKAT on May 05, 2010, 03:57:29 AM
Quote from: CindyJames on May 04, 2010, 03:56:38 AMAAK. Ruin good chocolate that way.
Confucius he say " never snort chocolate sauce in the bathroom" :o
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: Degahna on May 05, 2010, 07:07:16 AM
Post by: Degahna on May 05, 2010, 07:07:16 AM
I am also addicted to this Orange Sauce. I got help. I'm much better now >:-)
Title: Re: Orange Sauce
Post by: Jasmine.m on May 05, 2010, 08:12:37 AM
Post by: Jasmine.m on May 05, 2010, 08:12:37 AM
I prefer Thai. :P