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Title: Videophilia
Post by: Jenna Lynne on June 24, 2010, 11:51:59 PM
Post by: Jenna Lynne on June 24, 2010, 11:51:59 PM
Some of the TG videos on YouTube are honest and insightful. And then there are the other kind.
I poke around on YouTube, sometimes. I watch one video and then click on another one sort of almost at random in the column along the right, where YouTube selects things that it thinks are related. So tonight I find myself watching this ... uhh, person wearing tight jeans, heels, a girly wig, and probably makeup but the focus isn't too good, doing a sort of slow-motion bump-and-grind, stripping off the jeans to reveal a black leather thong, more posturing and wiggling while kneeling on a chair, and I'm, like, "Dude! Get a clue!"
There wasn't even any stripper music. At least he had shaved the visible areas of skin, I guess that counts for something. I clicked off somewhere else without waiting to see what was under the thong. Like I care.
What awful inner compulsion makes people think they need to share their gyrating bare posteriors with the world? Plus, if you're going to strip, why are you starting out wearing jeans? Maybe because you don't have the courage to go shopping for a sexy cocktail dress? But if you don't have the courage to do that, yet you do have the courage to upload this video.... no, that makes no sense.
If I ever upload a video like that, somebody please just shoot me, okay?
*** Jenna ***
I poke around on YouTube, sometimes. I watch one video and then click on another one sort of almost at random in the column along the right, where YouTube selects things that it thinks are related. So tonight I find myself watching this ... uhh, person wearing tight jeans, heels, a girly wig, and probably makeup but the focus isn't too good, doing a sort of slow-motion bump-and-grind, stripping off the jeans to reveal a black leather thong, more posturing and wiggling while kneeling on a chair, and I'm, like, "Dude! Get a clue!"
There wasn't even any stripper music. At least he had shaved the visible areas of skin, I guess that counts for something. I clicked off somewhere else without waiting to see what was under the thong. Like I care.
What awful inner compulsion makes people think they need to share their gyrating bare posteriors with the world? Plus, if you're going to strip, why are you starting out wearing jeans? Maybe because you don't have the courage to go shopping for a sexy cocktail dress? But if you don't have the courage to do that, yet you do have the courage to upload this video.... no, that makes no sense.
If I ever upload a video like that, somebody please just shoot me, okay?
*** Jenna ***
Title: Re: Videophilia
Post by: tekla on June 25, 2010, 02:51:35 AM
Post by: tekla on June 25, 2010, 02:51:35 AM
There wasn't even any stripper music.
Well that's the real outrage right there. No Anthrax style metal or dirty hip-hop? Not even any sleazy 70's porn 'wakka-wakka' guitar? Really, it's like no one's even trying anymore ain't it?
It's kind of funny that when everyone got the digital photo/vid, that required no third-party to develop, what a huge percentage of the people wanted to do was strut around naked and take photos, or take photos of others, naked. And then put them all on-line. Weird.
Well that's the real outrage right there. No Anthrax style metal or dirty hip-hop? Not even any sleazy 70's porn 'wakka-wakka' guitar? Really, it's like no one's even trying anymore ain't it?
It's kind of funny that when everyone got the digital photo/vid, that required no third-party to develop, what a huge percentage of the people wanted to do was strut around naked and take photos, or take photos of others, naked. And then put them all on-line. Weird.
Title: Re: Videophilia
Post by: V M on June 25, 2010, 03:03:41 AM
Post by: V M on June 25, 2010, 03:03:41 AM
Well that's the real outrage right there.
Ain't that the shizzle! Well TeKat, our mission in life has been laid out for us >:-)
Ain't that the shizzle! Well TeKat, our mission in life has been laid out for us >:-)
Title: Re: Videophilia
Post by: Chrissty on June 25, 2010, 03:19:43 AM
Post by: Chrissty on June 25, 2010, 03:19:43 AM
Quote from: tekla on June 25, 2010, 02:51:35 AM
It's kind of funny that when everyone got the digital photo/vid, that required no third-party to develop, what a huge percentage of the people wanted to do was strut around naked and take photos, or take photos of others, naked. And then put them all on-line. Weird.
....and it ruined the main attraction of working in a photo-processing lab... ;D
Title: Re: Videophilia
Post by: Cindy on June 25, 2010, 04:03:06 AM
Post by: Cindy on June 25, 2010, 04:03:06 AM
Quote from: Chrissty on June 25, 2010, 03:19:43 AM
....and it ruined the main attraction of working in a photo-processing lab... ;D
Funny you should say that. I've a friend who works in a photo shop and they get the USB/memory sticks whatevers from people to print out. Home porn and particularly self porn is very popular. I think these people are a bit thick about what memory cards can be used for :laugh:.
But Virginia and Tekla, the " we can supply your porn music" web site could be a real goer with all sorts of added extras >:-)
Cindy
Title: Re: Videophilia
Post by: Dana Lane on June 25, 2010, 05:02:15 AM
Post by: Dana Lane on June 25, 2010, 05:02:15 AM
If you don't like my videos then don't watch them.
Title: Re: Videophilia
Post by: tekla on June 25, 2010, 11:45:45 AM
Post by: tekla on June 25, 2010, 11:45:45 AM
If you don't like my videos then don't watch them.
You owe me a keyboard.
You owe me a keyboard.
Title: Re: Videophilia
Post by: Dana Lane on June 25, 2010, 11:50:09 AM
Post by: Dana Lane on June 25, 2010, 11:50:09 AM
Quote from: tekla on June 25, 2010, 11:45:45 AM
If you don't like my videos then don't watch them.
You owe me a keyboard.
:-)