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Title: Obviously, God Hates Teh Homosexuals And/Or Colorful Parades
Post by: Butterfly on July 21, 2010, 04:51:28 PM
Post by: Butterfly on July 21, 2010, 04:51:28 PM
Obviously, God Hates Teh Homosexuals And/Or Colorful Parades
Pam's House Blend
by: Autumn Sandeen
Wed Jul 21, 2010 at 08:00:00 AM EDT
http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/16785/obviously-god-hates-colorful-teh-homosexuals-andor-colorful-parades (http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/16785/obviously-god-hates-colorful-teh-homosexuals-andor-colorful-parades)
I don't remember bee swarms being in the ten Egyptian plagues, but here in San Diego, bee swarms are obviously a sign that either God hates Teh Homosexuals, or God hates a colorful parade...or maybe it's a "both" like Certs with Retsyn®; -- both a candy mint AND a breath mint at the same time!
Pam's House Blend
by: Autumn Sandeen
Wed Jul 21, 2010 at 08:00:00 AM EDT
http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/16785/obviously-god-hates-colorful-teh-homosexuals-andor-colorful-parades (http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/16785/obviously-god-hates-colorful-teh-homosexuals-andor-colorful-parades)
I don't remember bee swarms being in the ten Egyptian plagues, but here in San Diego, bee swarms are obviously a sign that either God hates Teh Homosexuals, or God hates a colorful parade...or maybe it's a "both" like Certs with Retsyn®; -- both a candy mint AND a breath mint at the same time!
Title: Re: Obviously, God Hates Teh Homosexuals And/Or Colorful Parades
Post by: Miniar on July 21, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Post by: Miniar on July 21, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
Dunno, if they're right, then YHVH's aim's gotten really poor.
I wonder if he needs glasses...
I wonder if he needs glasses...
Title: Re: Obviously, God Hates Teh Homosexuals And/Or Colorful Parades
Post by: meh on July 21, 2010, 08:30:00 PM
Post by: meh on July 21, 2010, 08:30:00 PM
"You can tell you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."
-Anne Lamott
-Anne Lamott
Title: Re: Obviously, God Hates Teh Homosexuals And/Or Colorful Parades
Post by: V M on July 21, 2010, 08:58:18 PM
Post by: V M on July 21, 2010, 08:58:18 PM
Apparently God isn't too fond of bee keepers either... The elderly couple that was keeping the hive had to be rushed to the hospital
Title: Re: Obviously, God Hates Teh Homosexuals And/Or Colorful Parades
Post by: spacial on July 22, 2010, 03:51:32 AM
Post by: spacial on July 22, 2010, 03:51:32 AM
This guy is obviously such an idiot he can't even get his fact straight.
I really don't understand why we give these opportunistic fascists the publicity.
QuoteThe pride parade goes off without a hitch, and the bees show up three days later and menace elderly people unrelated to Pride.
I really don't understand why we give these opportunistic fascists the publicity.
Title: Re: Obviously, God Hates Teh Homosexuals And/Or Colorful Parades
Post by: Vicky on July 25, 2010, 12:40:15 AM
Post by: Vicky on July 25, 2010, 12:40:15 AM
I had an apocalyptical revelation on this about ten minutes ago!!
"This is GOD speaking, I want you to quit picking on your fellow humans and pay some attention to the other creatures around you. The bees in other parts of the world need help from you dopes, and the ones in San Diego were just acting out to get attention on their behalf!! " (Crash, boom, lightning effects and foul gas in the air.)
Makes more sense to me than the Screacher Man's comments.
"This is GOD speaking, I want you to quit picking on your fellow humans and pay some attention to the other creatures around you. The bees in other parts of the world need help from you dopes, and the ones in San Diego were just acting out to get attention on their behalf!! " (Crash, boom, lightning effects and foul gas in the air.)
Makes more sense to me than the Screacher Man's comments.
Title: Re: Obviously, God Hates Teh Homosexuals And/Or Colorful Parades
Post by: justmeinoz on July 25, 2010, 07:06:07 AM
Post by: justmeinoz on July 25, 2010, 07:06:07 AM
The bees in question were probably pissed off that they didn't have a nice apiarist to drive them all over the country tasting lots of new flowers. Instead they got lemons every bloody day!