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Title: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insideontheoutside on October 25, 2010, 02:03:46 AM
Post by: insideontheoutside on October 25, 2010, 02:03:46 AM
random things like these pass through your mind on any given day ...
1. I wonder what would happen if I (insert dumb thing here)?
2. This is still probably clean ...
3. That was awesome! Like that one part in that one movie when ...
4. If I were in a zombie apocalypse I'd definitely want a flame thrower ... no wait ... a chainsaw!
5. I can't wait to get home so I can jerk off.
6. Pizza!
Add yours and have fun!
1. I wonder what would happen if I (insert dumb thing here)?
2. This is still probably clean ...
3. That was awesome! Like that one part in that one movie when ...
4. If I were in a zombie apocalypse I'd definitely want a flame thrower ... no wait ... a chainsaw!
5. I can't wait to get home so I can jerk off.
6. Pizza!
Add yours and have fun!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: lilacwoman on October 25, 2010, 02:49:53 AM
Post by: lilacwoman on October 25, 2010, 02:49:53 AM
of course there's enough fuel in the car.
why are there ten different detergents under the sink?
I could s*** the a*** off that!
you wouldn't catch me wasting money on prostitutes!
this game is gonna kick off now!
etc etc
can't hardly remember many of the things they say now as I spend very little time among men.
why are there ten different detergents under the sink?
I could s*** the a*** off that!
you wouldn't catch me wasting money on prostitutes!
this game is gonna kick off now!
etc etc
can't hardly remember many of the things they say now as I spend very little time among men.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on October 25, 2010, 03:03:38 AM
Post by: Cindy on October 25, 2010, 03:03:38 AM
No, I don't need directions
Of course they are clean only put them on three days ago
Get me a beer I'm watching the game.
Why do you iron stuff?
I'd like to help you but I'm busy right now, changing channels.
I'm hungry, what's for dinner.
Loud Belch/Fart. God I needed that.
Don't miss any of it. And personally never did any of it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Of course they are clean only put them on three days ago
Get me a beer I'm watching the game.
Why do you iron stuff?
I'd like to help you but I'm busy right now, changing channels.
I'm hungry, what's for dinner.
Loud Belch/Fart. God I needed that.
Don't miss any of it. And personally never did any of it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 03:31:45 AM
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 03:31:45 AM
- "So i have a lot of work to do today- (hot guy or girl walks past)... huh, what did you say? oh umm yea I have a lot of work to do today"
-I just dont see why my whites need to be separated in the wash
I'll post more when it comes to me lol
-I just dont see why my whites need to be separated in the wash
I'll post more when it comes to me lol
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: zombiesarepeaceful on October 25, 2010, 04:21:22 AM
Post by: zombiesarepeaceful on October 25, 2010, 04:21:22 AM
when "I can't wait to get home so I can jerk off" turns into "I can't wait to get to my car...with a shirt over my lap...or this public restroom...so I can jerk off......cause damn...T makes me horny every 30 minutes"
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Aegir on October 25, 2010, 04:24:10 AM
Post by: Aegir on October 25, 2010, 04:24:10 AM
- No, really, I know what I'm doing with these computer parts, I don't need a proffesio~ *zapped*
- Get hungry in group, try to convince friends the group should go to the pub for steak sandwiches
- Friend mentions zombies, you go over your plan again in your head
- Receive guns and camping equipment for birthday, really excited
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: jmaxley on October 25, 2010, 04:24:33 AM
Post by: jmaxley on October 25, 2010, 04:24:33 AM
You're supposed to separate your whites when you wash? I've been doing it wrong all these years. Of course, now I don't have whites, I have dingy light grays. ;D
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on October 25, 2010, 04:36:43 AM
Post by: Cindy on October 25, 2010, 04:36:43 AM
Hee Hee to Aegir.
When I guy says lets go camping and you understand its in a tent.
Cindy
When I guy says lets go camping and you understand its in a tent.
Cindy
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on October 25, 2010, 08:27:52 AM
Post by: Miniar on October 25, 2010, 08:27:52 AM
- Repairman? Hell-no, I'll just patch it up with a little duct-tape.
- Replacement? Hell-no, I'll just patch it up with a little duct-tape.
- It's fine, really, I just have to tape it down so it doesn't fall off.
- Nah, I don't need a shower, I took one the day before yesterday, just pass the deodorant.
- Ugh, I don't want to go if it means you'll make me shave first!
- It's fine! I washed it last week! (usually in reference to my sweater)
'course, Hubby's the one that goes..
It's broken, we should take it in for repairs/get a new one/throw it out. (see reply 1-3)
Are you going to go out.... (see reply 4-5)
Your sweater is dirty, I'm tossing it in the laundry. (see 6)
- Replacement? Hell-no, I'll just patch it up with a little duct-tape.
- It's fine, really, I just have to tape it down so it doesn't fall off.
- Nah, I don't need a shower, I took one the day before yesterday, just pass the deodorant.
- Ugh, I don't want to go if it means you'll make me shave first!
- It's fine! I washed it last week! (usually in reference to my sweater)
'course, Hubby's the one that goes..
It's broken, we should take it in for repairs/get a new one/throw it out. (see reply 1-3)
Are you going to go out.... (see reply 4-5)
Your sweater is dirty, I'm tossing it in the laundry. (see 6)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: James42 on October 25, 2010, 08:49:51 AM
Post by: James42 on October 25, 2010, 08:49:51 AM
"Does this dress make my ass look big?" "No babe not at all" "so you're saying I don't have an ass?" "No that's not what I'm saying" "well what exactly are you trying to say then?" *facepalm*
(I've ran into this one)
Clean my room...or watch the game...? The game
Cold pizza and beer for breakfast sounds good
(I've ran into this one)
Clean my room...or watch the game...? The game
Cold pizza and beer for breakfast sounds good
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alessandro on October 25, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
Post by: Alessandro on October 25, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
Seems like most of the replies are confusing "you know you think like a guy when..." with "you know you think like a slob when..." :P
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on October 25, 2010, 09:36:35 AM
Post by: Shang on October 25, 2010, 09:36:35 AM
Quote from: Alessandro on October 25, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
Seems like most of the replies are confusing "you know you think like a guy when..." with "you know you think like a slob when..." :P
XD
...When you contemplate wrestling a guy twice your size despite knowing you'll lose.
That's all I've got. XD I generally clean/wash/spray flowery scented sprays to make my apartment smell good...
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 09:54:02 AM
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 09:54:02 AM
Quote from: LukasGabriel on October 25, 2010, 09:36:35 AM
XD
...When you contemplate wrestling a guy twice your size despite knowing you'll lose.
lol did that a week ago
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on October 25, 2010, 09:58:36 AM
Post by: Shang on October 25, 2010, 09:58:36 AM
Quote from: Elijah on October 25, 2010, 09:54:02 AM
lol did that a week ago
LOL! -.- I do it a lot...doesn't work very well when you're weak like I am. xD And your defense mechanism is to fall. xD
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: tvc15 on October 25, 2010, 10:26:26 AM
Post by: tvc15 on October 25, 2010, 10:26:26 AM
"Mop the floor? ...Why?"
(And then, after you grab the mop: "Okay, how do I do this?")
Making "fountains" by taking a swig of water and squirting it out, riding shopping carts like scooters, blowing straw wrappers at people...then again, I'm just forever twelve years old. My brother always keeps his room obsessively neat, but any new living space I occupy becomes a hazard zone in less than a week.
(And then, after you grab the mop: "Okay, how do I do this?")
Making "fountains" by taking a swig of water and squirting it out, riding shopping carts like scooters, blowing straw wrappers at people...then again, I'm just forever twelve years old. My brother always keeps his room obsessively neat, but any new living space I occupy becomes a hazard zone in less than a week.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: clairezoey on October 25, 2010, 10:58:00 AM
Post by: clairezoey on October 25, 2010, 10:58:00 AM
when i play football and when i see a very hot girl...oh i want to bone her!!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 01:06:14 PM
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 01:06:14 PM
Quote from: LukasGabriel on October 25, 2010, 09:58:36 AM
LOL! -.- I do it a lot...doesn't work very well when you're weak like I am. xD And your defense mechanism is to fall. xD
yea lol, he picked me up and slammed me down on the floor, but it was still fun.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Tad on October 25, 2010, 01:13:48 PM
Post by: Tad on October 25, 2010, 01:13:48 PM
-Oh it's broken? Let me fix it. (I have no idea what I'm doing but I;'m gonna fix it)
-Gah I'm soo horny, I need to get off now! Car isn't going to be stopping anytime soon* *Checks... parents are looking at the road.... ready set go*
-meat is a vegetable, right?
-Gah I'm soo horny, I need to get off now! Car isn't going to be stopping anytime soon* *Checks... parents are looking at the road.... ready set go*
-meat is a vegetable, right?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insideontheoutside on October 25, 2010, 02:08:27 PM
Post by: insideontheoutside on October 25, 2010, 02:08:27 PM
Quote from: Tad on October 25, 2010, 01:13:48 PM
-Gah I'm soo horny, I need to get off now! Car isn't going to be stopping anytime soon* *Checks... parents are looking at the road.... ready set go*
Bahahah you guys are BALLSY! Ha. Next thread topic is going to be ... "Weirdest place you've gotten off ..." LOL
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on October 25, 2010, 03:14:10 PM
Post by: Miniar on October 25, 2010, 03:14:10 PM
I can fix it.
Yes I'm sure.
I'm googling it.
No I don't need help.
I'm figuring it out!
GO AWAY AND LET ME WORK!
Hey.... Can you pass me that screwdriver?
Yes I'm sure.
I'm googling it.
No I don't need help.
I'm figuring it out!
GO AWAY AND LET ME WORK!
Hey.... Can you pass me that screwdriver?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Sly on October 25, 2010, 03:15:45 PM
Post by: Sly on October 25, 2010, 03:15:45 PM
I don't get it, what's so great about chocolate?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: HarryP on October 25, 2010, 04:11:21 PM
Post by: HarryP on October 25, 2010, 04:11:21 PM
Well I'm very tidy, so definitely can't agree with the comments on cleaning! But...
"yeah, I know I said I'd cook you tea later babes, but the England game's on and..."
"think I might buy a drill today, there's sure to be something that needs 'fixing' soon."
(female housemate) "ohh, there's nothing on TV..."
(me) "yeah there is, there's stuff with policemen beating people up and car chases!"
"yeah, I know I said I'd cook you tea later babes, but the England game's on and..."
"think I might buy a drill today, there's sure to be something that needs 'fixing' soon."
(female housemate) "ohh, there's nothing on TV..."
(me) "yeah there is, there's stuff with policemen beating people up and car chases!"
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: rexgsd on October 25, 2010, 04:40:51 PM
Post by: rexgsd on October 25, 2010, 04:40:51 PM
sitting in the car at a red light. a nice old muscle car/big diesel truck with stacks goes by. O - O -drooooooooooool- ....huh, oh damn the light turned green 30 seconds ago! VROOOM! (possibly onto part 2. where you go off track to follow the car and get a better look at it, lol)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Octavianus on October 25, 2010, 05:10:31 PM
Post by: Octavianus on October 25, 2010, 05:10:31 PM
When it takes you only 15 minutes to buy a pair of jeans at the mall.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 05:34:04 PM
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 05:34:04 PM
i gotta sh*t.... oh wait its just gas.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Samson99 on October 25, 2010, 05:35:50 PM
Post by: Samson99 on October 25, 2010, 05:35:50 PM
-When you go with your chick friends to the mall to shop with them, and you turn into their coat rack.
-When you don't know how to comfort someone, and you just pat them on the back and they respond "you're so insensitive!"
-When playing Modern Warfare for five minutes turns into five hours.
-When you don't know how to comfort someone, and you just pat them on the back and they respond "you're so insensitive!"
-When playing Modern Warfare for five minutes turns into five hours.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 05:45:45 PM
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 25, 2010, 05:45:45 PM
i can so relate to the pat on the back thing
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lex on October 25, 2010, 06:35:03 PM
Post by: Lex on October 25, 2010, 06:35:03 PM
-When logic can override emotion
-Upon hearing "That's gross!" you immediately and voluntarily look to see whatever the "gross" thing is.
-When, after hearing a noise in another room, you instinctively grab the knife from your back pocket and quietly head toward the room while thinking 'Ohh yeah! Time to kick some a**".
-When someone complains about a wound they've acquired, you respond with "that's not so bad" and rattle off on some tangent about a much worse incident you've been in and, if applicable, start showing gnarly scars (whether they're from the incident you're describing or not) as proof.
(i.e. "Yeah? I've been through worse! There was this one time I fought a three-headed dragon bare-handed while I was backpacking through Iceland.. I made it out of there alive with just one scratch!" *Proceeds to lift up shirt revealing a huge scar across the lower abdomen from an appendectomy 3 years ago*
-Upon hearing "That's gross!" you immediately and voluntarily look to see whatever the "gross" thing is.
-When, after hearing a noise in another room, you instinctively grab the knife from your back pocket and quietly head toward the room while thinking 'Ohh yeah! Time to kick some a**".
-When someone complains about a wound they've acquired, you respond with "that's not so bad" and rattle off on some tangent about a much worse incident you've been in and, if applicable, start showing gnarly scars (whether they're from the incident you're describing or not) as proof.
(i.e. "Yeah? I've been through worse! There was this one time I fought a three-headed dragon bare-handed while I was backpacking through Iceland.. I made it out of there alive with just one scratch!" *Proceeds to lift up shirt revealing a huge scar across the lower abdomen from an appendectomy 3 years ago*
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insanitylives on October 25, 2010, 07:21:38 PM
Post by: insanitylives on October 25, 2010, 07:21:38 PM
Quote from: Sylvester on October 25, 2010, 03:15:45 PM
I don't get it, what's so great about chocolate?
OMG, DIE.
Chocolate = god, regardless of gender.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: DRAIN on October 25, 2010, 08:00:14 PM
Post by: DRAIN on October 25, 2010, 08:00:14 PM
some that i have personally done:
-giant carabiner hook? YES I NEED THAT
-boss: sweep over there, the stock guy missed something. you'll see it, it needs a woman's eye. me: *sees nothing to be swept* >_>
-BELT SANDER. I NEED THAT.
-i wonder if i have enough time to get off before...
-i wonder if anyone can see me if i (pee/jerk off/scratch my ass/fart) here
-I COULD TAKE YOU (i say this to way too many people jokingly. probably going to need to stop that >>)
-mmm. swords.
-2 girls one cup/mr hands/any other freaky internet thing: yeah i saw it. but lemme tell you about this friend of a friend....
-OMG THAT SMELLS GROSS.........here smell it :D
-thinking "if i end up homeless, i'm going to go les stroud on this city"
-giant carabiner hook? YES I NEED THAT
-boss: sweep over there, the stock guy missed something. you'll see it, it needs a woman's eye. me: *sees nothing to be swept* >_>
-BELT SANDER. I NEED THAT.
-i wonder if i have enough time to get off before...
-i wonder if anyone can see me if i (pee/jerk off/scratch my ass/fart) here
-I COULD TAKE YOU (i say this to way too many people jokingly. probably going to need to stop that >>)
-mmm. swords.
-2 girls one cup/mr hands/any other freaky internet thing: yeah i saw it. but lemme tell you about this friend of a friend....
-OMG THAT SMELLS GROSS.........here smell it :D
-thinking "if i end up homeless, i'm going to go les stroud on this city"
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Osiris on October 25, 2010, 08:13:31 PM
Post by: Osiris on October 25, 2010, 08:13:31 PM
The ones I experience most are:
See a hole and start contemplating putting a certain body part in it.
See a new power tool and immediately must have it no matter what it does.
See a hole and start contemplating putting a certain body part in it.
See a new power tool and immediately must have it no matter what it does.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: rexgsd on October 25, 2010, 08:27:14 PM
Post by: rexgsd on October 25, 2010, 08:27:14 PM
oh wait, almost forgot this one.
if there is at least 2 guys looking at/under the open hood of a car, by rule you must go over and join the crowd and stare at the engine, even if its a piece of crap. though once the crowd starts getting too big, i.e. not everyone can fit around the front of the car at this point, then half the group breaks off to go look at another car/truck. :P
if there is at least 2 guys looking at/under the open hood of a car, by rule you must go over and join the crowd and stare at the engine, even if its a piece of crap. though once the crowd starts getting too big, i.e. not everyone can fit around the front of the car at this point, then half the group breaks off to go look at another car/truck. :P
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Sharky on October 25, 2010, 08:32:57 PM
Post by: Sharky on October 25, 2010, 08:32:57 PM
Quote from: Samson on October 25, 2010, 05:35:50 PM
-When you go with your chick friends to the mall to shop with them, and you turn into their coat rack.
-When you don't know how to comfort someone, and you just pat them on the back and they respond "you're so insensitive!"
-When playing Modern Warfare for five minutes turns into five hours.
You know whats bad, I could see myself running through Estate last night when I closed my eyes. I was jumping off the the white steps across from the front of the house and I got vertigo, I don't even get that when I'm playing.
Sometimes, if I have been playing a lot and I see a plane In real life, my first thought will be: Harrier!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: JuniorGreen73 on October 25, 2010, 08:40:51 PM
Post by: JuniorGreen73 on October 25, 2010, 08:40:51 PM
You are in a group of women "hearing" them talk but not understanding a word they are saying...and then wondering when they are going to shut up.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: James42 on October 25, 2010, 08:47:25 PM
Post by: James42 on October 25, 2010, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: JuniorGreen73 on October 25, 2010, 08:40:51 PM
You are in a group of women "hearing" them talk but not understanding a word they are saying...and then wondering when they are going to shut up.
Lol whenever I was around a group of girls talking, I always felt like I was listening to like girl codes that I shouldn't be hearing, like infiltrating
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Kentrie on October 25, 2010, 09:18:22 PM
Post by: Kentrie on October 25, 2010, 09:18:22 PM
Quote from: insideontheoutside on October 25, 2010, 02:03:46 AM
random things like these pass through your mind on any given day ...
1. I wonder what would happen if I (insert dumb thing here)?
2. This is still probably clean ...
3. That was awesome! Like that one part in that one movie when ...
4. If I were in a zombie apocalypse I'd definitely want a flame thrower ... no wait ... a chainsaw!
5. I can't wait to get home so I can jerk off.
6. Pizza!
Add yours and have fun!
I do all 6 of those.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Kentrie on October 25, 2010, 09:28:08 PM
Post by: Kentrie on October 25, 2010, 09:28:08 PM
1. When I walk past something with a hole in it, I say "I want to f*** that"
2. I'm watching Titanic and a almost all the girls start crying and I'm like "Wtf?"
3. I love to jack off. I think of creative ways to do it and pick the craziest place to do it.
4. I love setting things on fire.
5. Violent video games blow my mind :)
6. I like to compare body hair length.
7. I love movies where guts are flying and their is a lot of shooting.
2. I'm watching Titanic and a almost all the girls start crying and I'm like "Wtf?"
3. I love to jack off. I think of creative ways to do it and pick the craziest place to do it.
4. I love setting things on fire.
5. Violent video games blow my mind :)
6. I like to compare body hair length.
7. I love movies where guts are flying and their is a lot of shooting.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Octavianus on October 25, 2010, 09:51:28 PM
Post by: Octavianus on October 25, 2010, 09:51:28 PM
This gem came to mind :laugh:
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Then never go to Rome and stick it in here:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shadowwolfproductions.com%2Fitaly%2Froma%2Faventine%2Fbocca%2520della%2520verita%2520bw.gif&hash=50bf5599c797da68dd8f1f84699296b3bc787955)
It will bite if you tell a lie.
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzs1.smbc-comics.com%2Fcomics%2F20081202.gif&hash=0864be887d9dd3e59bf7c1b8bc7ffe2daf553c11)
Quote from: Kentrie on October 25, 2010, 09:28:08 PM
1. When I walk past something with a hole in it, I say "I want to f*** that"
Then never go to Rome and stick it in here:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shadowwolfproductions.com%2Fitaly%2Froma%2Faventine%2Fbocca%2520della%2520verita%2520bw.gif&hash=50bf5599c797da68dd8f1f84699296b3bc787955)
It will bite if you tell a lie.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on October 25, 2010, 09:56:03 PM
Post by: Shang on October 25, 2010, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Elijah on October 25, 2010, 05:34:04 PM
i gotta sh*t.... oh wait its just gas.
I think I just died of laughter. XD
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on October 25, 2010, 09:58:58 PM
Post by: Shang on October 25, 2010, 09:58:58 PM
Quote from: Elijah on October 25, 2010, 01:06:14 PM
yea lol, he picked me up and slammed me down on the floor, but it was still fun.
XD It's always fun! I wrestle my dad all the time (when I had friends, I'd wrestle them) and he'd just pick me up and drop me like there was no tomorrow. XD Though I'd get him if I went limp and collapsed and "surprised" him. XD
I thought of another thought:
".... I'll do it later."
*an hour later* "Why haven't you done it?"
"Umm....the game was on..."
"So...are you going to do it now?"
"Later. This other game is on."
"You don't even like that team."
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: jmaxley on October 25, 2010, 10:13:48 PM
Post by: jmaxley on October 25, 2010, 10:13:48 PM
When you're in a room full of women and you suddenly let out a huge belch and start laughing like it's the funniest thing ever, then notice you're the only one laughing and all the women are glaring at you. I could maybe understand if they didn't find it funny but why get MAD? I mean, some of them act like you just called someone a swear word or something.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: rexgsd on October 25, 2010, 10:22:09 PM
Post by: rexgsd on October 25, 2010, 10:22:09 PM
Quote from: jmaxley on October 25, 2010, 10:13:48 PM
When you're in a room full of women and you suddenly let out a huge belch and start laughing like it's the funniest thing ever, then notice you're the only one laughing and all the women are glaring at you. I could maybe understand if they didn't find it funny but why get MAD? I mean, some of them act like you just called someone a swear word or something.
lmao, thats why i try to remember to go into "no-belch mode" when im around woman, like at work. but i forget or dont catch myself in time sometimes, and i just laugh cause its so funny, then part of my brain is just confused as to why no one else is laughing and they have disgusted faces and walk away XD i blame my college auto. tech class, its all guys and constant belching! (aka freedom lol)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: some ftm guy on October 26, 2010, 12:55:32 AM
Post by: some ftm guy on October 26, 2010, 12:55:32 AM
i do the "this is still clean i just put it on 3 days ago and i worked all 3 days so i didn't wear it most of the day." i wear it til it smells horrible before i put it in the hamper.
I'm at a complete loss when anyone gets emotional. i just want to run out of the room.
i don't understand and don't care what a group of women are saying. i join the other guys at work who all walk away. one time a guy i usually hang out with there was like "they're all talking about childbirth." me: makes disqusted face "eeekkhhhh."
"eh I'm too tired to get up early enough to shower today." sprays on a whole bunch of body spray hahaha
"why clean my room it's just going to get dirty again."
I'm at a complete loss when anyone gets emotional. i just want to run out of the room.
i don't understand and don't care what a group of women are saying. i join the other guys at work who all walk away. one time a guy i usually hang out with there was like "they're all talking about childbirth." me: makes disqusted face "eeekkhhhh."
"eh I'm too tired to get up early enough to shower today." sprays on a whole bunch of body spray hahaha
"why clean my room it's just going to get dirty again."
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: LordKAT on October 26, 2010, 01:49:41 AM
Post by: LordKAT on October 26, 2010, 01:49:41 AM
*Sees cute chick*
thinks,"Wonder if I can carry the (heavy thing) with out showing strain so she will notice me."
thinks,"Wonder if I can carry the (heavy thing) with out showing strain so she will notice me."
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Silver on October 26, 2010, 01:56:19 AM
Post by: Silver on October 26, 2010, 01:56:19 AM
When you realize that you don't understand women at all and you never really did.
'Tis a shame, understanding women is useful when you are attracted to them.
'Tis a shame, understanding women is useful when you are attracted to them.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: meh on October 26, 2010, 02:33:49 AM
Post by: meh on October 26, 2010, 02:33:49 AM
Quote from: jmaxley on October 25, 2010, 10:13:48 PM
When you're in a room full of women and you suddenly let out a huge belch and start laughing like it's the funniest thing ever, then notice you're the only one laughing and all the women are glaring at you. I could maybe understand if they didn't find it funny but why get MAD? I mean, some of them act like you just called someone a swear word or something.
I am incapable of burping...what is up with that.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Aegir on October 26, 2010, 03:06:41 AM
Post by: Aegir on October 26, 2010, 03:06:41 AM
Quote from: DRAIN on October 25, 2010, 08:00:14 PM
some that i have personally done:
-giant carabiner hook? YES I NEED THAT
-BELT SANDER. I NEED THAT.
-i wonder if anyone can see me if i (pee/jerk off/scratch my ass/fart) here
-I COULD TAKE YOU (i say this to way too many people jokingly. probably going to need to stop that >>)
LOL I've done these myself.
YES I DO NEED THE QUAD RAILS FOR THE SAIGA, HOW ELSE WILL I ATTACH MORE THINGS TO IT?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on October 26, 2010, 05:27:56 AM
Post by: Cindy on October 26, 2010, 05:27:56 AM
Honey where are my socks?
Do I have any ironed shirts?
I'll select the wine.
This will make your headache go away.
But we really need a 4WD/sports car/ truck/tractor/motorbike/ but not in pink (why not :().
I can park it here.
You get the groceries I'll wait here.
The Football game was cancelled this afternoon, want to make love? (our worse, want to go to bed) our lots more worse...
No you don't need an electrician/plumber for small jobs like this.
I think I have pneumonia, I feel terrible. I need food/drink/sex/nothing to do with the children/washing/housework/ If (insert male name) phones I'd better make the golf game otherwise they will be disappointed.
Hee Hee.
Sorry Guys
All true I think
Hugs
Cindy, and no. I won't do your ironing. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Do I have any ironed shirts?
I'll select the wine.
This will make your headache go away.
But we really need a 4WD/sports car/ truck/tractor/motorbike/ but not in pink (why not :().
I can park it here.
You get the groceries I'll wait here.
The Football game was cancelled this afternoon, want to make love? (our worse, want to go to bed) our lots more worse...
No you don't need an electrician/plumber for small jobs like this.
I think I have pneumonia, I feel terrible. I need food/drink/sex/nothing to do with the children/washing/housework/ If (insert male name) phones I'd better make the golf game otherwise they will be disappointed.
Hee Hee.
Sorry Guys
All true I think
Hugs
Cindy, and no. I won't do your ironing. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Octavianus on October 26, 2010, 05:42:16 AM
Post by: Octavianus on October 26, 2010, 05:42:16 AM
Wow Cindy, you made a nice summary on how to enfuriate a certain someone. No way you can fix that with just a simple bouquet of flowers :D
When your girlfriend/wife asks which shirt suits her best you answer: "both"
When your girlfriend/wife asks which shirt suits her best you answer: "both"
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: ForWantOf on October 26, 2010, 11:38:59 AM
Post by: ForWantOf on October 26, 2010, 11:38:59 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on October 26, 2010, 01:49:41 AM
*Sees cute chick*
thinks,"Wonder if I can carry the (heavy thing) with out showing strain so she will notice me."
Haha, I like that one :)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 26, 2010, 12:09:47 PM
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 26, 2010, 12:09:47 PM
Quote from: Shay on October 26, 2010, 02:33:49 AM
I am incapable of burping...what is up with that.
yea me too
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on October 26, 2010, 12:36:05 PM
Post by: Jeatyn on October 26, 2010, 12:36:05 PM
"have you read the instructions?"
INSTRUCTIONS? PFFFFT *fiddles around for several hours eventually figuring it out, feel sense of accomplishment*
INSTRUCTIONS? PFFFFT *fiddles around for several hours eventually figuring it out, feel sense of accomplishment*
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 26, 2010, 01:14:54 PM
Post by: Elijah3291 on October 26, 2010, 01:14:54 PM
(being lost looking for a building)
mom- you need to ask someone how to get there!
me- NO, i will find it MYSELF! I have a map, I dont need to ask anyone!
mom- you really should ask someone.
me(10 minutes later) see mom, I found it myself!
mom- you need to ask someone how to get there!
me- NO, i will find it MYSELF! I have a map, I dont need to ask anyone!
mom- you really should ask someone.
me(10 minutes later) see mom, I found it myself!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Bluetraveler on October 26, 2010, 02:25:38 PM
Post by: Bluetraveler on October 26, 2010, 02:25:38 PM
I have to say to this thread though, I do most of these things and I'm female.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on October 26, 2010, 03:52:00 PM
Post by: A on October 26, 2010, 03:52:00 PM
Hey wait. So guys actually think about jerking off that often ? I don't know what to say...
As far as stereotypes go, let me throw those in :
-Clean the dishes
-Why?
-I can't wash my hands ; the sink is too full.
-Wash them in the bathroom, then.
Or a variant :
-Clean the dishes
-Why?
-They're dirty.
-That's not a good reason.
-Sometime, you'll need to choose between video games and me.
-...
-Well?
-Do you mean all games or the one I've been playing while you talked to me ?
-You're still watching [insert sport here] ?
-Yeah.
-Wouldn't seeing the final score suffice ?
-Of course not !
-Why wouldn't it ?
-I need to know how the team won.
-The journalists say that in the news too.
-I actually watch it expecting to see a fight.
-What do you mean, I don't spend enough time with you ? If I spend this weekend with you, you'll be happy, right ?
-Why would I ? I needed to ask.
-Then I won't spend the weekend with you.
-How could you !
*facepalm*
-Take care of the garbage.
-Okay.
[30 minutes]
-I still see garbage.
-I'm going now.
[1 hour]
-Why is the garbage still there ?
-Relax, I said I'm going.
[3 hours]
-I told you to take care of the garbage !
-What garbage ?
-The... Never mind, I'll do it.
As far as stereotypes go, let me throw those in :
-Clean the dishes
-Why?
-I can't wash my hands ; the sink is too full.
-Wash them in the bathroom, then.
Or a variant :
-Clean the dishes
-Why?
-They're dirty.
-That's not a good reason.
-Sometime, you'll need to choose between video games and me.
-...
-Well?
-Do you mean all games or the one I've been playing while you talked to me ?
-You're still watching [insert sport here] ?
-Yeah.
-Wouldn't seeing the final score suffice ?
-Of course not !
-Why wouldn't it ?
-I need to know how the team won.
-The journalists say that in the news too.
-I actually watch it expecting to see a fight.
-What do you mean, I don't spend enough time with you ? If I spend this weekend with you, you'll be happy, right ?
-Why would I ? I needed to ask.
-Then I won't spend the weekend with you.
-How could you !
*facepalm*
-Take care of the garbage.
-Okay.
[30 minutes]
-I still see garbage.
-I'm going now.
[1 hour]
-Why is the garbage still there ?
-Relax, I said I'm going.
[3 hours]
-I told you to take care of the garbage !
-What garbage ?
-The... Never mind, I'll do it.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: tvc15 on October 26, 2010, 04:18:02 PM
Post by: tvc15 on October 26, 2010, 04:18:02 PM
Quote from: Silver on October 26, 2010, 01:56:19 AM
When you realize that you don't understand women at all and you never really did.
'Tis a shame, understanding women is useful when you are attracted to them.
This is fantastic.
(Bluetraveler: Nice avatar. Mother 3/Earthbound fan?)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on October 26, 2010, 05:05:39 PM
Post by: Shang on October 26, 2010, 05:05:39 PM
....beef jerky and a coke is a suitable meal.
....thin-wheats and cheese wiz and a coke make a suitable meal.
(Both I've seen my dad do--and I do it. But my mom and sister say, "you need to eat something else!")
....thin-wheats and cheese wiz and a coke make a suitable meal.
(Both I've seen my dad do--and I do it. But my mom and sister say, "you need to eat something else!")
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Octavianus on October 26, 2010, 05:34:30 PM
Post by: Octavianus on October 26, 2010, 05:34:30 PM
...when you combine sexual thoughts with unrelated things.
Last week we were watching Beauty and the Beast when the thought appeared: "it must be hard for them to get in the mood with all the enchanted furniture watching"
Last week we were watching Beauty and the Beast when the thought appeared: "it must be hard for them to get in the mood with all the enchanted furniture watching"
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on October 26, 2010, 06:02:25 PM
Post by: Jeatyn on October 26, 2010, 06:02:25 PM
Quote from: Octavianus on October 26, 2010, 05:34:30 PM
...when you combine sexual thoughts with unrelated things.
Last week we were watching Beauty and the Beast when the thought appeared: "it must be hard for them to get in the mood with all the enchanted furniture watching"
hahah I do this too :D
had a VERY lengthy discussion with a few friends the other day about various superheroes and how their sex lives would work out
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on October 26, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
Post by: Miniar on October 26, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Octavianus on October 26, 2010, 05:34:30 PM
...when you combine sexual thoughts with unrelated things.
Last week we were watching Beauty and the Beast when the thought appeared: "it must be hard for them to get in the mood with all the enchanted furniture watching"
... I'm so happy I finished the coffee before I read this or it would have come shooting out my nose!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Octavianus on October 26, 2010, 06:51:47 PM
Post by: Octavianus on October 26, 2010, 06:51:47 PM
Quote from: Miniar on October 26, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
... I'm so happy I finished the coffee before I read this or it would have come shooting out my nose!
Maybe you might want to think about the fact that in contrary to most Disney sequels, Belle and Adam do not have offspring in their 2 sequels.
Poor Belle, it must feel like doing it with King Kong.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insideontheoutside on October 26, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Post by: insideontheoutside on October 26, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
I do have to say, I did NOT get the "must watch sports" gene - and do know a bunch of bio guys who also did not get it ;)
I also wonder what's so damn good about chocolate though ...
I also wonder what's so damn good about chocolate though ...
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Devyn on October 26, 2010, 07:24:58 PM
Post by: Devyn on October 26, 2010, 07:24:58 PM
Quote from: Noah the brave-ish on October 26, 2010, 12:55:32 AM
i do the "this is still clean i just put it on 3 days ago and i worked all 3 days so i didn't wear it most of the day." i wear it til it smells horrible before i put it in the hamper.
I'm at a complete loss when anyone gets emotional. i just want to run out of the room.
i don't understand and don't care what a group of women are saying. i join the other guys at work who all walk away. one time a guy i usually hang out with there was like "they're all talking about childbirth." me: makes disqusted face "eeekkhhhh."
"eh I'm too tired to get up early enough to shower today." sprays on a whole bunch of body spray hahaha
"why clean my room it's just going to get dirty again."
This is me completely.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on October 26, 2010, 09:06:57 PM
Post by: A on October 26, 2010, 09:06:57 PM
Quote from: insideontheoutside on October 26, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
I do have to say, I did NOT get the "must watch sports" gene - and do know a bunch of bio guys who also did not get it ;)
I also wonder what's so damn good about chocolate though ...
And many women got it. But it's still considered a stereotypically male characteristic.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: some ftm guy on October 26, 2010, 09:07:46 PM
Post by: some ftm guy on October 26, 2010, 09:07:46 PM
@Devyn - hazah! people read my posts! lol i knew a lot of people did it just kind of bugs me a little when ya start a topic and you have a hundred or so reads and only like 5 replies. it's like...well...o.k i got enough to say i was helped i guess, better than zero replies. :-\
how bout:
oh my god that is the worst smell ever! come here and smell this!
heh heh points and laughs at shirt "that shirt says Dickies on it."
looks in fridge, it's all fruit and veggies, "eh there's nothing to eat in here."
belching is a huge accomplishment because i can't burp that often either :laugh:
woman: which do you like on me more the white or the black dress?
me: silent for 30 seconds "uh....both?"
how bout:
oh my god that is the worst smell ever! come here and smell this!
heh heh points and laughs at shirt "that shirt says Dickies on it."
looks in fridge, it's all fruit and veggies, "eh there's nothing to eat in here."
belching is a huge accomplishment because i can't burp that often either :laugh:
woman: which do you like on me more the white or the black dress?
me: silent for 30 seconds "uh....both?"
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: LordKAT on October 26, 2010, 11:51:42 PM
Post by: LordKAT on October 26, 2010, 11:51:42 PM
Quote from: Noah the brave-ish on October 26, 2010, 09:07:46 PM
woman: which do you like on me more the white or the black dress?
me: silent for 30 seconds "uh....both?"
..but thinks neither is good too.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Robert F. on October 27, 2010, 12:48:19 AM
Post by: Robert F. on October 27, 2010, 12:48:19 AM
When your friend tells you his ex-girlfriend is a cop and you immediately think "handcuffs".
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: jacob.ayden.averi on October 27, 2010, 03:26:16 AM
Post by: jacob.ayden.averi on October 27, 2010, 03:26:16 AM
"Psh, instructions are for cheaters!"
"Cute girl, cute girl, cute girl...sex...food...cute girl."
"Axe is the same thing as a shower!"
"Is this clean?" *takes a cautious sniff* "Eugh, no!" *throws back onto floor*
"Cute girl, cute girl, cute girl...sex...food...cute girl."
"Axe is the same thing as a shower!"
"Is this clean?" *takes a cautious sniff* "Eugh, no!" *throws back onto floor*
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: utouto on October 27, 2010, 04:02:25 AM
Post by: utouto on October 27, 2010, 04:02:25 AM
Quote from: Aegir on October 25, 2010, 04:24:10 AM
- No, really, I know what I'm doing with these computer parts, I don't need a proffesio~ *zapped*
And that's why you wear a bunny suit :)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Teknoir on October 29, 2010, 05:46:34 AM
Post by: Teknoir on October 29, 2010, 05:46:34 AM
Quote from: utouto on October 27, 2010, 04:02:25 AM
And that's why you wear a bunny suit :)
No need outside a fabrication clean room.
Regarding installing parts and static electricity - real men touch the case. Sometimes. We don't do antistatic wrist straps :laugh:.
Also...
- Smelling clothes to figure out if they are clean
- NEEDING to smell clothes to figure out if they are clean
- Your car has 3 pedals (Sorry, most of America ;) )
- When buying a car, you factor in if you're likely to get laid driving it
- You enjoy a male dominated workplace
- You laugh at poo jokes, and farting is an endless source of amusement
- You won't admit to enjoying shopping, but a "trip" to the auto parts / electronics / porn / tools / tobacco store is a good way to spend an afternoon (It's not shopping!)
- You like to smoke outside in certain places, because the "viewing is better"
- You and your coworkers have a legitimate sounding term for said act of "viewing" (we call it "conducting a safety assessment" ;) )
- You're always on the lookout for something nice to "view" - regardless of your location
- Women talk too much
- Feelings? What's that got to do with anything?
- You factor in "alone time" when it comes to choosing what time you'll go to bed
- Cheese, crackers , jerky and a beer is a suitable meal
- Last nights leftover vindaloo is a suitable breakfast food
- Most of your waking thoughts revolve around sex, food, and work :laugh:
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: justmeinoz on October 29, 2010, 06:39:40 AM
Post by: justmeinoz on October 29, 2010, 06:39:40 AM
You keep the important things clean, neat and tidy-
the tools in your shed/garage are all free of rust, lightly oiled and in their proper order and place. You'll wash your hands after you finish this beer.
You have an idea of priorities-
Last years suit is perfectly satisfactory, but your vehicle really does need a new high lift cam-shaft and ignition upgrade chip.
the tools in your shed/garage are all free of rust, lightly oiled and in their proper order and place. You'll wash your hands after you finish this beer.
You have an idea of priorities-
Last years suit is perfectly satisfactory, but your vehicle really does need a new high lift cam-shaft and ignition upgrade chip.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on October 29, 2010, 06:55:17 AM
Post by: Cindy on October 29, 2010, 06:55:17 AM
When we are being nasty to guys and they don't know it.
Cindy
Cindy
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on October 29, 2010, 05:01:55 PM
Post by: A on October 29, 2010, 05:01:55 PM
Quote from: Teknoir on October 29, 2010, 05:46:34 AM
- Your car has 3 pedals (Sorry, most of America ;) )
Hey, my car has 3 pedals !
...Gas, brake and trunk open.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on October 29, 2010, 05:31:04 PM
Post by: Miniar on October 29, 2010, 05:31:04 PM
I've always preferred driving a stick, so has mum but her car has 5 pedals (two on the right, cause she's a driving instructor!).
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on October 29, 2010, 05:35:55 PM
Post by: Shang on October 29, 2010, 05:35:55 PM
Quote from: A on October 29, 2010, 05:01:55 PM
Hey, my car has 3 pedals !
...Gas, brake and trunk open.
XD Replace "trunk open" with gas-tube-thing opener, the thing that opens so you can put gas in your car, and you've got my car. XD I can't drive stick, sadly.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on October 29, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
Post by: A on October 29, 2010, 05:57:44 PM
I can't drive manual cars either.
(And I can't drive automatic cars without being a public danger [the examinator was a terrorist, I'm sure] ; that's why I let my sister use it most of the time)
(And I can't drive automatic cars without being a public danger [the examinator was a terrorist, I'm sure] ; that's why I let my sister use it most of the time)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: some ftm guy on October 29, 2010, 10:09:31 PM
Post by: some ftm guy on October 29, 2010, 10:09:31 PM
when you can kill countless amounts of insects no matter how big with your own hand, just watching...watching...slowly sneak up on....SQUISHED with my fist! while a whole bunch of girls scream eeeeeww! then you laugh >:-)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on October 29, 2010, 10:12:29 PM
Post by: Shang on October 29, 2010, 10:12:29 PM
Quote from: Noah the brave-ish on October 29, 2010, 10:09:31 PM
when you can kill countless amounts of insects no matter how big with your own hand, just watching...watching...slowly sneak up on....SQUISHED with my fist! while a whole bunch of girls scream eeeeeww! then you laugh >:-)
XD I'd scream "ew", too. lol.
....when electric fly swatters are the way to go because they snap, crackle, and pop and even sometimes cause miniature fires.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: some ftm guy on October 29, 2010, 11:05:56 PM
Post by: some ftm guy on October 29, 2010, 11:05:56 PM
electric fly swatters?! tiny bug explosions?! awesome! probably better to spend the money on ftm supplies or T lol
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on October 29, 2010, 11:06:35 PM
Post by: A on October 29, 2010, 11:06:35 PM
When you envisage just mixing your whole meal, including the dessert, in the same plate, thinking it all ends up together anyway.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alexmakenoise on October 29, 2010, 11:11:24 PM
Post by: Alexmakenoise on October 29, 2010, 11:11:24 PM
Quote from: A on October 29, 2010, 11:06:35 PM
When you envisage just mixing your whole meal, including the dessert, in the same plate, thinking it all ends up together anyway.
I mix everything together in 1 bowl. This is mostly because I cook everything together in 1 pot so I have fewer dishes to wash.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: fries on October 30, 2010, 02:19:17 AM
Post by: fries on October 30, 2010, 02:19:17 AM
I also sniff my clothes to check if it's clean haha.
If I go to the grocery store to buy milk it only takes me 5 min and I don't come back with extra stuff.
2 pairs of shoes, casual and formal, is sufficient.
I know there's more but I can't think of anything else.
If I go to the grocery store to buy milk it only takes me 5 min and I don't come back with extra stuff.
2 pairs of shoes, casual and formal, is sufficient.
I know there's more but I can't think of anything else.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: ZukieThePharaoh on October 31, 2010, 08:27:44 AM
Post by: ZukieThePharaoh on October 31, 2010, 08:27:44 AM
Quote from: A on October 29, 2010, 11:06:35 PMOh man gross. xD
When you envisage just mixing your whole meal, including the dessert, in the same plate, thinking it all ends up together anyway.
It's weird but I hate it when my food touches. >(
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lexine on October 31, 2010, 11:25:51 AM
Post by: Lexine on October 31, 2010, 11:25:51 AM
When you burp out loud, you not only purposefully not say "Excuse me," but you also brag about how you have the loudest burp to everyone around you :)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on October 31, 2010, 12:32:04 PM
Post by: Shang on October 31, 2010, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Noah the brave-ish on October 29, 2010, 11:05:56 PM
electric fly swatters?! tiny bug explosions?! awesome! probably better to spend the money on ftm supplies or T lol
You can get them for cheap at stores. >:-)
And so worth it. I wound up breaking ours because I got too excited. xD
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: PixieBoy on November 01, 2010, 11:20:33 AM
Post by: PixieBoy on November 01, 2010, 11:20:33 AM
The electric fly swatter things are awesome. We have one shaped like a tennis raquet (the thing you use to play tennis with, I don't know what it's called) and it's sooo cool to burn mosquitoes into little crisps with it!
Also, playing violent computer games and cheering the explosions, saying "WOOHOO! HEADSHOT!!", enjoying Shoot 'Em Up (the film), squealing with glee when finding out you can get a mini-nuke in Fallout 3...
...I like me mah videogames and explosions. Also, action flicks. And epic fight scenes.
Also, playing violent computer games and cheering the explosions, saying "WOOHOO! HEADSHOT!!", enjoying Shoot 'Em Up (the film), squealing with glee when finding out you can get a mini-nuke in Fallout 3...
...I like me mah videogames and explosions. Also, action flicks. And epic fight scenes.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Elijah3291 on November 01, 2010, 11:26:42 AM
Post by: Elijah3291 on November 01, 2010, 11:26:42 AM
Quote from: Albinoeyes on October 31, 2010, 08:27:44 AM
Oh man gross. xD
It's weird but I hate it when my food touches. >(
it touches in your stomach.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: DegrassiFan on November 01, 2010, 05:18:07 PM
Post by: DegrassiFan on November 01, 2010, 05:18:07 PM
When you're scratching places where you shouldn't be scratching. In public. lol
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 01, 2010, 06:03:43 PM
Post by: Miniar on November 01, 2010, 06:03:43 PM
Adjusting your packer in public.
Need I say more?
Need I say more?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: some ftm guy on November 01, 2010, 10:53:03 PM
Post by: some ftm guy on November 01, 2010, 10:53:03 PM
Quote from: LukasGabriel on October 31, 2010, 12:32:04 PMso looking for that. lol
You can get them for cheap at stores. >:-)
And so worth it. I wound up breaking ours because I got too excited. xD
you know you think like a guy when almost everything is an innuendo heh heh. saying that's what she said all the time.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 02, 2010, 12:33:19 AM
Post by: Lee on November 02, 2010, 12:33:19 AM
Heh, I'm guilty of almost all of these other than the burping and sports.
Your roommate asks you which shoes go with an outfit and stands on one foot at a time to show you. You say "I don't know, show the other one again." My record is 6 times back and forth.
Half of your underwear has holes in it.
Ditto for socks.
You joined theater for the set building
....and your first love was the miter saw.
"Why on earth did you throw ____ out? It was still good!"
Couldn't care less about farting unless a girl's in the room.
When around women, wondering why everything takes so much planning.
(From the other side of the organic chemistry lab) "Ugh, this smells terrible!" Me: "Oh, let me smell it."
-This is from this morning.
The larger the pockets, the better the pants.
Driving along in the car- My brother: "Oh, hot girl jogging." I look out the window, turn back around, and hit him. "That's an old guy in short shorts." My brother is an ass heh.
Shirts are overrated.
The Tilted Kilt is the best bar/restaurant ever.
While at a resort on vacation- My mom as she runs off "Oh, there's a cute shop here." My dad to me "And here's a bar for while we wait." We sit and have a few beers while we wait for her.
Your roommate asks you which shoes go with an outfit and stands on one foot at a time to show you. You say "I don't know, show the other one again." My record is 6 times back and forth.
Half of your underwear has holes in it.
Ditto for socks.
You joined theater for the set building
....and your first love was the miter saw.
"Why on earth did you throw ____ out? It was still good!"
Couldn't care less about farting unless a girl's in the room.
When around women, wondering why everything takes so much planning.
(From the other side of the organic chemistry lab) "Ugh, this smells terrible!" Me: "Oh, let me smell it."
-This is from this morning.
The larger the pockets, the better the pants.
Driving along in the car- My brother: "Oh, hot girl jogging." I look out the window, turn back around, and hit him. "That's an old guy in short shorts." My brother is an ass heh.
Shirts are overrated.
The Tilted Kilt is the best bar/restaurant ever.
While at a resort on vacation- My mom as she runs off "Oh, there's a cute shop here." My dad to me "And here's a bar for while we wait." We sit and have a few beers while we wait for her.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: justmeinoz on November 02, 2010, 07:00:00 AM
Post by: justmeinoz on November 02, 2010, 07:00:00 AM
When you laugh at someone else getting hit in the groin by a cricket ball etc, at the same time as you say, "that's gotta hurt!".
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: some ftm guy on November 02, 2010, 09:49:33 PM
Post by: some ftm guy on November 02, 2010, 09:49:33 PM
Quote from: Lee on November 02, 2010, 12:33:19 AM
Your roommate asks you which shoes go with an outfit and stands on one foot at a time to show you. You say "I don't know, show the other one again." My record is 6 times back and forth.
- i would do this if someone i knew did that, that's the most absurd thing ever, why raise your feet up to see if it matches better? people can tell if your feet are on the floor. :laugh:
The larger the pockets, the better the pants.
- same here! either the biggest pockets or the most pockets.
While at a resort on vacation- My mom as she runs off "Oh, there's a cute shop here." My dad to me "And here's a bar for while we wait." We sit and have a few beers while we wait for her.
- would also do that, your dad is awesome
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Darner on November 05, 2010, 12:07:37 PM
Post by: Darner on November 05, 2010, 12:07:37 PM
You know you AND your mother think like a guy when ... you go to the clothing shop, try a cool shirt on and the dialogue in front of the mirror sounds like this:
mum: Looks good ...
me: Hm ... Is it male or female?
mum: I don't know.
me: It has buttons on the right side. What does this mean?
mum: I have no idea. It has some sparkles on the collar.
me: Could be female. But the cut is pretty straight, it's thighter around my waist.
mum: Could me male. Or you're just fatter around the waist ... Eh, you know what - is it comfortable?
me: Yp.
mum: Then buy it.
mum: Looks good ...
me: Hm ... Is it male or female?
mum: I don't know.
me: It has buttons on the right side. What does this mean?
mum: I have no idea. It has some sparkles on the collar.
me: Could be female. But the cut is pretty straight, it's thighter around my waist.
mum: Could me male. Or you're just fatter around the waist ... Eh, you know what - is it comfortable?
me: Yp.
mum: Then buy it.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 05, 2010, 12:43:40 PM
Post by: Lee on November 05, 2010, 12:43:40 PM
Darner, I like your mom. :laugh:
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 06, 2010, 02:07:40 AM
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 06, 2010, 02:07:40 AM
You think of cool words you can "burp out".
I totally did the sniff to see if clothes are wearable thing this morning.
I totally did the sniff to see if clothes are wearable thing this morning.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Aussie Jay on November 07, 2010, 03:23:52 AM
Post by: Aussie Jay on November 07, 2010, 03:23:52 AM
Most phone conversations = 30secs max.
A grunt is an acceptable answer.
Crappy gifts = extra points for effort/remembering event.
Getting ready takes about 15minutes.
You don't understand how getting ready can take hours.
Flowers fix everything.
Just about anything can be turned into a competition.
Hairstyles last years/decades.
Shaving anywhere is optional.
Weekend away = a pair of jocks, a t-shirt and MAYBE a pair of boxers.
You know what it means to be "that guy".
Just a few I can think of right now... :D
A grunt is an acceptable answer.
Crappy gifts = extra points for effort/remembering event.
Getting ready takes about 15minutes.
You don't understand how getting ready can take hours.
Flowers fix everything.
Just about anything can be turned into a competition.
Hairstyles last years/decades.
Shaving anywhere is optional.
Weekend away = a pair of jocks, a t-shirt and MAYBE a pair of boxers.
You know what it means to be "that guy".
Just a few I can think of right now... :D
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 07, 2010, 10:15:16 AM
Post by: Miniar on November 07, 2010, 10:15:16 AM
You don't understand how getting ready can take hours.
I don't even understand why my husband insists on checking his hair, brushing his teeth and getting a quick spray of deodorant before we leave the house.
He does this even if we're just getting groceries!
My "getting ready to meet people at the pub/café" is deciding if my shirt's clean enough and getting the shoes on!
He needs a full 10-15 minutes!
I love him though, so I wait patiently, (and tell him we've got to go about 10 minutes before I get ready.)
I don't even understand why my husband insists on checking his hair, brushing his teeth and getting a quick spray of deodorant before we leave the house.
He does this even if we're just getting groceries!
My "getting ready to meet people at the pub/café" is deciding if my shirt's clean enough and getting the shoes on!
He needs a full 10-15 minutes!
I love him though, so I wait patiently, (and tell him we've got to go about 10 minutes before I get ready.)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Tad on November 07, 2010, 11:23:01 AM
Post by: Tad on November 07, 2010, 11:23:01 AM
When you strip down to just boxxers or undies as soon as everyones left the house for the day/and or are in their rooms with the doors closed. I love being naked.
When you have the urge to protect your junk in tight crowds, etc. in case someone hits you there.
When every tractor you drive by on the highway calls your name to go check it out. (I have a secret love affair with tractors, and I enjoy working on them/with them)
When you must turn everything into a competition. Penis size, how fast you can eat something, how well you can throw a football, grades, who's stronger, blah blah blah
Not just wondering if you can jerk off in a certain situation.. but also turning it into a competition with your self to see how fast you can do it. Think my records around 20 seconds.
Getting ready involves, rolling out of bed, putting on some deodorant and some clothes.. because going out in public neked doesn't seem like a good idea, and a quick piss. Total time from sleepfullness to sitting in the car.. maybe 5 minutes.
When you have the urge to protect your junk in tight crowds, etc. in case someone hits you there.
When every tractor you drive by on the highway calls your name to go check it out. (I have a secret love affair with tractors, and I enjoy working on them/with them)
When you must turn everything into a competition. Penis size, how fast you can eat something, how well you can throw a football, grades, who's stronger, blah blah blah
Not just wondering if you can jerk off in a certain situation.. but also turning it into a competition with your self to see how fast you can do it. Think my records around 20 seconds.
Getting ready involves, rolling out of bed, putting on some deodorant and some clothes.. because going out in public neked doesn't seem like a good idea, and a quick piss. Total time from sleepfullness to sitting in the car.. maybe 5 minutes.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on November 08, 2010, 01:28:04 AM
Post by: Cindy on November 08, 2010, 01:28:04 AM
When you don't know what that long cord thing with a plug on the end, coming from the vacuum cleaner is for.
:laugh:
Cindy
:laugh:
Cindy
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 08, 2010, 01:44:47 AM
Post by: Lee on November 08, 2010, 01:44:47 AM
Uh, Cindy, I hate to prove your point, but what cord thing?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Sharky on November 08, 2010, 03:55:47 AM
Post by: Sharky on November 08, 2010, 03:55:47 AM
I hate the sound of vacuum cleaners so much.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on November 08, 2010, 10:27:39 AM
Post by: Jeatyn on November 08, 2010, 10:27:39 AM
While we're on the subject, does anyone understand what the attachment on the vacuum with the little brush thing on is for?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Sharky on November 08, 2010, 10:35:06 AM
Post by: Sharky on November 08, 2010, 10:35:06 AM
Getting crumbs off the couch? But I guess you don't need the bristles for that. Good question.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 08, 2010, 02:09:55 PM
Post by: Lee on November 08, 2010, 02:09:55 PM
Sorry no clue :-X
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Elijah3291 on November 08, 2010, 02:58:17 PM
Post by: Elijah3291 on November 08, 2010, 02:58:17 PM
Quote from: Jeatyn on November 08, 2010, 10:27:39 AM
While we're on the subject, does anyone understand what the attachment on the vacuum with the little brush thing on is for?
i think its for sucking up dust on things like blinds and vents
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 08, 2010, 03:07:51 PM
Post by: Lee on November 08, 2010, 03:07:51 PM
Aaaah, that would make sense. Thanks for clearing that up for us.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 08, 2010, 03:08:12 PM
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 08, 2010, 03:08:12 PM
Really? no clue about vacuum attachments? Jeez and that's one I figured most guys could at least relate to - it's a machine, with mechanical parts and different size attachments. What are different size drill bits for? What are different size wrenches for? What are different size attachments on another piece of equipment for? Handling different jobs of course. One look at vacuum attachments should at least set off some sort of relating thought process like this LOL
Obviously I'm not one of those guys that's completely mystified by cleaning apparatus.
Obviously I'm not one of those guys that's completely mystified by cleaning apparatus.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 08, 2010, 03:14:03 PM
Post by: Lee on November 08, 2010, 03:14:03 PM
I understand the size thing, but none of my drill bits have a brush thing around the top. :P
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on November 08, 2010, 06:28:10 PM
Post by: A on November 08, 2010, 06:28:10 PM
The brush thing is for dusting your couch, your table, your blinds, your curtains...
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on November 09, 2010, 03:54:37 AM
Post by: Jeatyn on November 09, 2010, 03:54:37 AM
I just use the one nozzle to do everything :D
I actually am a bit of a clean freak but that bristly bit has always baffled me, it seems unnecessary
I actually am a bit of a clean freak but that bristly bit has always baffled me, it seems unnecessary
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on November 09, 2010, 04:54:48 AM
Post by: Cindy on November 09, 2010, 04:54:48 AM
It's for your belly button fluff. I thought guys would know that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Cindy
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: some ftm guy on November 11, 2010, 10:43:44 PM
Post by: some ftm guy on November 11, 2010, 10:43:44 PM
lmao! i didn't know people really did that. I've seen guys on tv or movies eat what's in their belly button though ha!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: DRAIN on November 11, 2010, 11:57:29 PM
Post by: DRAIN on November 11, 2010, 11:57:29 PM
vacuum cleaner? pah! let me show you my dyson roller ball thing with 500 attachments, interchangeable dust collectors, a steam cleaner option, and 40 horsepower worth of suck. no sirree this aint just a vacuum, this is a primo piece of engineering. *hikes pants*
but seriously, does anyone use that bristly thing?
but seriously, does anyone use that bristly thing?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 12, 2010, 01:07:33 AM
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 12, 2010, 01:07:33 AM
Quote from: DRAIN on November 11, 2010, 11:57:29 PM
vacuum cleaner? pah! let me show you my dyson roller ball thing with 500 attachments, interchangeable dust collectors, a steam cleaner option, and 40 horsepower worth of suck. no sirree this aint just a vacuum, this is a primo piece of engineering. *hikes pants*
but seriously, does anyone use that bristly thing?
I also own a dyson and as a matter of fact I do use the brush thing - great way to "dust" without having to get out dusting stuff and rags etc. I've even used it to suck up crumbs off the table :)
Which illustrates another "thinking like a guy" - when you figure out unique ways to circumvent laborious chores or make them easier on you!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on November 12, 2010, 03:33:55 PM
Post by: Jeatyn on November 12, 2010, 03:33:55 PM
....you figure out a way to carry an unreasonable amount of items from one place to another so you don't have to make two trips. If this means shoving things in the waistband of your pants after you run out of arm room then so be it.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: kyril on November 12, 2010, 05:59:29 PM
Post by: kyril on November 12, 2010, 05:59:29 PM
Quote from: Jeatyn on November 12, 2010, 03:33:55 PMIs this a guy thing? Never thought of it that way...thought it was more of a "lazy" thing.
....you figure out a way to carry an unreasonable amount of items from one place to another so you don't have to make two trips. If this means shoving things in the waistband of your pants after you run out of arm room then so be it.
edit: Jeatyn, you can still use your waistband to carry stuff? Where are you keeping that baby?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 12, 2010, 09:38:44 PM
Post by: Miniar on November 12, 2010, 09:38:44 PM
I got long arms, I stack things onto one forearm, then sorta support the stack with the other arm. Can carry a RIDICULOUS! amount of stuff...
Though sometimes I end up with one or two things in my mouth too...
Though sometimes I end up with one or two things in my mouth too...
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: padfoots666 on November 13, 2010, 04:40:29 AM
Post by: padfoots666 on November 13, 2010, 04:40:29 AM
I'm super horny but I'm in school and my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom... *sticks hands in pants and gets off*
I've been wearing the same pair of pants for the past week... *sniffs pants* It's still good for another week.
I've been wearing the same pair of pants for the past week... *sniffs pants* It's still good for another week.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on November 13, 2010, 09:22:46 AM
Post by: Jeatyn on November 13, 2010, 09:22:46 AM
Quote from: kyril on November 12, 2010, 05:59:29 PM
Is this a guy thing? Never thought of it that way...thought it was more of a "lazy" thing.
edit: Jeatyn, you can still use your waistband to carry stuff? Where are you keeping that baby?
My sisters always yell at me for being an idiot and just to make two trips so it could be :D
Still plenty of waistband room at the back and sides :P
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 13, 2010, 12:14:24 PM
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 13, 2010, 12:14:24 PM
... you don't understand why a washing machine needs three different soaps in it.
... you can think over a conversation with a woman all day and still have no idea what she meant.
... your clothes are in piles in your room instead of hung up, roughly divided into "recently washed," "needs a sniff before wearing," and "emergencies only."
... you can think over a conversation with a woman all day and still have no idea what she meant.
... your clothes are in piles in your room instead of hung up, roughly divided into "recently washed," "needs a sniff before wearing," and "emergencies only."
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: kyril on November 13, 2010, 04:35:27 PM
Post by: kyril on November 13, 2010, 04:35:27 PM
Quote from: Nikolai_S on November 13, 2010, 12:14:24 PMomg, I'm not the only one :)
... your clothes are in piles in your room instead of hung up, roughly divided into "recently washed," "needs a sniff before wearing," and "emergencies only."
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Sharky on November 13, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
Post by: Sharky on November 13, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
More of my clothes are in piles then hanging in my closet. Usually if it's in the closet it's because I just got it and the cashier left the hanger on.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 13, 2010, 08:05:03 PM
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 13, 2010, 08:05:03 PM
Oh yay! Others like me. I don't feel as much of a slob now.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 14, 2010, 01:30:44 AM
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 14, 2010, 01:30:44 AM
Quote from: Nikolai_S on November 13, 2010, 12:14:24 PM
... you don't understand why a washing machine needs three different soaps in it.
A washing machine needs three different soaps in it?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: kyril on November 14, 2010, 01:39:10 AM
Post by: kyril on November 14, 2010, 01:39:10 AM
They're not all soap, dude
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 14, 2010, 02:06:22 AM
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 14, 2010, 02:06:22 AM
The only thing I add to my laundry is a cup of detergent. I've seen some people add bleach. What's the third thing you can add?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: gilligan on November 14, 2010, 02:07:53 AM
Post by: gilligan on November 14, 2010, 02:07:53 AM
Quote from: Alexmakenoise on November 14, 2010, 02:06:22 AMFabric softener. although some people use dryer sheets instead.
The only thing I add to my laundry is a cup of detergent. I've seen some people add bleach. What's the third thing you can add?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 14, 2010, 06:48:39 AM
Post by: Miniar on November 14, 2010, 06:48:39 AM
I actually sort my laundry by colours (dark, light, red, white, at least), use detergent and fabric softener, and a little bit of vinegar when washing lights or whites to make sure any colour run is washed out.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Darner on November 14, 2010, 07:25:22 AM
Post by: Darner on November 14, 2010, 07:25:22 AM
Dryer sheets? What is that?
Yay for all of us who stock piles of clothes around the room! I feel so much better now :D
Yay for all of us who stock piles of clothes around the room! I feel so much better now :D
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 14, 2010, 03:24:32 PM
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 14, 2010, 03:24:32 PM
I remember when I was little and mom taught me all of the different compartments for detergent, bleach, and fabric softener, then these weird pokey balls to put in the dryer, and you needed to do manual settings depending on what you were washing. When my dad complained I didn't do my laundry, and I told him I could never remember how, he sighed and walked me into the laundry room. "See the detergent? One capful. Put it in. Press the start button. Done." I like that method much better. :D
Dryer sheets either soften or freshen clothes, can't remember which. They look like the fabric from coffee filters and they smell like flowers.
Dryer sheets either soften or freshen clothes, can't remember which. They look like the fabric from coffee filters and they smell like flowers.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: kyril on November 14, 2010, 03:26:07 PM
Post by: kyril on November 14, 2010, 03:26:07 PM
Quote from: Miniar on November 14, 2010, 06:48:39 AMWell, colour sorting is sort of a requirement, unless you like all your white clothes turning a dull grey. I actually throw my reds in with the darker darks now, though, and most of the lights in with the whites. But that's mostly because I own very few articles of clothing that aren't in the darkish grey/blue range, so everything sort of has to go in either with the grey/blue stuff or with the one load that isn't grey/blue.
I actually sort my laundry by colours (dark, light, red, white, at least), use detergent and fabric softener, and a little bit of vinegar when washing lights or whites to make sure any colour run is washed out.
I'm too lazy to cart around more than one bottle of anything to the laundry room and back, especially since I only make one trip each way with 3 loads in a single basket (see above exchange with Jeatyn). So no vinegar, no fabric softener. And I quit using dryer sheets because I decided they were one of the causes of my back breakouts. Just fragrance-free detergent for me :)
(oh, dryer sheets make clothes feel softer and eliminate static cling. They're nice, but the residue they leave can be irritating. And it's hard to find a scent that's not obnoxiously girly.)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Darner on November 14, 2010, 05:28:44 PM
Post by: Darner on November 14, 2010, 05:28:44 PM
Quote from: Nikolai_S on November 14, 2010, 03:24:32 PM
They look like the fabric from coffee filters and they smell like flowers.
Hahaha, I laughed at this sentence, it sounds so cute :D
I use something similar, my mother gave them to me after I kept colouring my underwear (it came out purple a few times and I actually liked it more). They look like you described these dryer sheets but they catch colors. It's a great invention, I can just put all the stuff in the machine and it comes back same as before!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on November 14, 2010, 07:32:28 PM
Post by: A on November 14, 2010, 07:32:28 PM
I never actually understood how you could actually colour clothes by washing it... It has always sounded like a TV-only anecdote until you mentioned it. I have never had any problems with just separating what goes with bleach from what does not.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on November 14, 2010, 07:36:04 PM
Post by: Jeatyn on November 14, 2010, 07:36:04 PM
I refuse to sort my laundry, it's far too much effort. It all goes in the same wash, on the "quick wash" setting. Stuff ends up dingy pretty quickly but I buy most of my clothes from places like primark anyway so it doesn't kill me to spend another £1.50 on a white t-shirt when the old one is grey and bobbly :P
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Darner on November 14, 2010, 07:53:20 PM
Post by: Darner on November 14, 2010, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: A on November 14, 2010, 07:32:28 PM
I never actually understood how you could actually colour clothes by washing it... It has always sounded like a TV-only anecdote until you mentioned it. I have never had any problems with just separating what goes with bleach from what does not.
It's very easy to mess up if you're not focused ;) A few times you forget something colourful in the machine, a few other times you don't see a colored piece among the whites and voila' :)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 14, 2010, 09:53:45 PM
Post by: Lee on November 14, 2010, 09:53:45 PM
I don't sort my laundry and have never had a problem with colors bleeding over. I do, however, use dryer sheets. It's dry here, and they keep my clothes from getting all static-y.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: kyril on November 14, 2010, 10:15:28 PM
Post by: kyril on November 14, 2010, 10:15:28 PM
Quote from: Lee on November 14, 2010, 09:53:45 PMAll I can say is: don't wash your new jeans with your white shirts. Or you will have this problem.
I don't sort my laundry and have never had a problem with colors bleeding over. I do, however, use dryer sheets. It's dry here, and they keep my clothes from getting all static-y.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 14, 2010, 10:35:10 PM
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 14, 2010, 10:35:10 PM
I think it most often happens as a result of washing a brand new, colorful item that has never been washed before with something white. The first time you wash something, a lot of dye comes out. This can stain other clothes.
I don't sort my clothes either. My strategy is to avoid owning anything white.
I don't sort my clothes either. My strategy is to avoid owning anything white.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Clay on November 14, 2010, 10:59:17 PM
Post by: Clay on November 14, 2010, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: Alexmakenoise on November 14, 2010, 10:35:10 PMthat's how it works for me. only white stuff i own is either intended for gym or hanging out around the house, so i don't give a damn about how it looks anyways.
I don't sort my clothes either. My strategy is to avoid owning anything white.
that's a hell of a lot conversation about laundry here by the way :D
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Kev on November 15, 2010, 02:01:28 AM
Post by: Kev on November 15, 2010, 02:01:28 AM
... when you don't want any company except for your beer's
... when you keep a full liquor cabinet for the bad times
... when you want some insanely big car
... when you feel like talking is a waste of time
... when you call up a friend "yech, f** it all, let's get drunk"
... when you don't understand art
... when you read in the john
... when you come up with weird phrases like "A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do"
... when Die Hard and Jaws are among your favorite movies
... when chick flics make you want to go wash the car
... when you think too often about getting intimate with ANYBODY
... when none of the above applies, because you're not the clichee man
Buying clothes: "It fits. Let's go."
Cleaning house: "It's not exactly dirty. I don't see any dirt."
Eating: "I can't live on this stuff, I need REAL food."
... when you keep a full liquor cabinet for the bad times
... when you want some insanely big car
... when you feel like talking is a waste of time
... when you call up a friend "yech, f** it all, let's get drunk"
... when you don't understand art
... when you read in the john
... when you come up with weird phrases like "A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do"
... when Die Hard and Jaws are among your favorite movies
... when chick flics make you want to go wash the car
... when you think too often about getting intimate with ANYBODY
... when none of the above applies, because you're not the clichee man
Buying clothes: "It fits. Let's go."
Cleaning house: "It's not exactly dirty. I don't see any dirt."
Eating: "I can't live on this stuff, I need REAL food."
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: PixieBoy on November 15, 2010, 02:43:42 AM
Post by: PixieBoy on November 15, 2010, 02:43:42 AM
Is it girly to enjoy reading? My boyfriend says it is; I say he's talking bovine feces.
I mean, reading Twilight and trashy romance novels is girly, reading Chuck Palahniuk, books about faeries and science fiction is manly, right?
I mean, reading Twilight and trashy romance novels is girly, reading Chuck Palahniuk, books about faeries and science fiction is manly, right?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 15, 2010, 06:30:00 AM
Post by: Miniar on November 15, 2010, 06:30:00 AM
I don't know if this is "artist" or "bloke" but...
... when tidying off your workspace means it'll last a maximum of 24 hours before your partner starts telling you that it's spreading all over the house again.
... when tidying off your workspace means it'll last a maximum of 24 hours before your partner starts telling you that it's spreading all over the house again.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: tvc15 on November 15, 2010, 10:34:33 AM
Post by: tvc15 on November 15, 2010, 10:34:33 AM
Reading is definitely not girly. Personally, I don't care what people do or don't like to do, because "different strokes for different folks" and all that, but the only thing that genuinely bothers me is when people dismiss reading as a waste of time. I just can't wrap my head around it.
And science fiction is amazing. Nothing girly about Dune.
And science fiction is amazing. Nothing girly about Dune.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 15, 2010, 02:13:26 PM
Post by: Miniar on November 15, 2010, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: phoenixflorida on November 15, 2010, 10:34:33 AM
Reading is definitely not girly. Personally, I don't care what people do or don't like to do, because "different strokes for different folks" and all that, but the only thing that genuinely bothers me is when people dismiss reading as a waste of time. I just can't wrap my head around it.
And science fiction is amazing. Nothing girly about Dune.
Books are f-ing AWESOME!
There's nothing innately girly in reading, not for any goal.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 15, 2010, 04:33:09 PM
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 15, 2010, 04:33:09 PM
...your phone conversations always have a point to them and need not last hours. Which leads to awkwardness when women call "just to check in."
For example:
Her: Heeeeeeey, how are you?
You: Okay. How are you?
Her: Good. ^___^
You: .....
Her: :D
You: ...so anything going on?
Her: No, not really. You?
You: Nope.
Her: Cool. :)
You: Ummmm.... ???
Her: ;D
You can just tell she's sitting there all cheerful while you're freaking out because you can't figure out what you're supposed to say. And yes. I speak from much experience. >:(
Oh, and reading isn't girly. If you think about it, it even started with monks and intellectuals, who were all men to start. Unless you're reading romance novels or "cozy cottage mysteries" it's completely androgynous.
For example:
Her: Heeeeeeey, how are you?
You: Okay. How are you?
Her: Good. ^___^
You: .....
Her: :D
You: ...so anything going on?
Her: No, not really. You?
You: Nope.
Her: Cool. :)
You: Ummmm.... ???
Her: ;D
You can just tell she's sitting there all cheerful while you're freaking out because you can't figure out what you're supposed to say. And yes. I speak from much experience. >:(
Oh, and reading isn't girly. If you think about it, it even started with monks and intellectuals, who were all men to start. Unless you're reading romance novels or "cozy cottage mysteries" it's completely androgynous.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 15, 2010, 04:39:35 PM
Post by: Lee on November 15, 2010, 04:39:35 PM
Quote from: Nikolai_S on November 15, 2010, 04:33:09 PM
For example:
Her: Heeeeeeey, how are you?
You: Okay. How are you?
Her: Good. ^___^
You: .....
Her: :D
You: ...so anything going on?
Her: No, not really. You?
You: Nope.
Her: Cool. :)
You: Ummmm.... ???
Her: ;D
And this, my friends, is why I text.
"Want to come over at 6?"
"Yeah, sure"
"See you then"
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on November 15, 2010, 05:56:40 PM
Post by: A on November 15, 2010, 05:56:40 PM
Reading is intellectual. Being intellectual is unisex.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: FebruaryFalls on November 15, 2010, 06:03:07 PM
Post by: FebruaryFalls on November 15, 2010, 06:03:07 PM
Quote from: A on November 15, 2010, 05:56:40 PM
Reading is intellectual. Being intellectual is unisex.
Really now, I can't imagine why anyone would consider reading girly unless they had issues reading and used that excuse as their defense mechanism.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 15, 2010, 06:03:29 PM
Post by: Nikolai_S on November 15, 2010, 06:03:29 PM
Texting doesn't help me - I just got a text from a friend of my boyfriend. I don't know her, never had a real conversation with her, and she keeps texting me just to say "heeeeeey", never ask a question, and reply in single words. Our most productive conversation was about the weather. Yet she still steals his phone to have these pointless exchanges. >:(
Though normally I do prefer it to talking on the phone. It gets your point across faster.
Though normally I do prefer it to talking on the phone. It gets your point across faster.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on November 15, 2010, 06:20:38 PM
Post by: Shang on November 15, 2010, 06:20:38 PM
My texts and conversations are amazingly girly. xD I do a lot of smiles and ups and downs with my voice. When I text or type, there's always a smiley of some sort involved. I'm very emotional when I talk.
Anyway, I learned I don't ask directions...like the stereotypical guy. xD I did it today looking for the parking areas. I drove around for 30 minutes looking for one and finally gave up and parked in handicap (I was trying to avoid it because I don't care to let people know).
Anyway, I learned I don't ask directions...like the stereotypical guy. xD I did it today looking for the parking areas. I drove around for 30 minutes looking for one and finally gave up and parked in handicap (I was trying to avoid it because I don't care to let people know).
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Darner on November 15, 2010, 06:29:24 PM
Post by: Darner on November 15, 2010, 06:29:24 PM
Oh god, girls that call! I have the same one. Just a few days ago my ultimate-girly friend calls:
Her: Hiiiiiiiiii!
Me: Hi.
Her: How are you?
Me: Good.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: ... Eating.
Her: Ooo, what are you eating?
Instead of growling angrily "What-do-you-want?" I almost started laughing because I cannot imagine anybody caring for such an unimportant thing that much. :D I prefer texting sooo much more than calling just because you try to fit everything in those 160 letters and doooooont taaaaaaaalk sooooooo muuuuuuuuuch ;)
Her: Hiiiiiiiiii!
Me: Hi.
Her: How are you?
Me: Good.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: ... Eating.
Her: Ooo, what are you eating?
Instead of growling angrily "What-do-you-want?" I almost started laughing because I cannot imagine anybody caring for such an unimportant thing that much. :D I prefer texting sooo much more than calling just because you try to fit everything in those 160 letters and doooooont taaaaaaaalk sooooooo muuuuuuuuuch ;)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: xAndrewx on November 15, 2010, 06:34:51 PM
Post by: xAndrewx on November 15, 2010, 06:34:51 PM
Quote from: Nikolai_S on November 15, 2010, 04:33:09 PM
For example:
Her: Heeeeeeey, how are you?
You: Okay. How are you?
Her: Good. ^___^
You: .....
Her: :D
You: ...so anything going on?
Her: No, not really. You?
You: Nope.
Her: Cool. :)
You: Ummmm.... ???
Her: ;D
You can just tell she's sitting there all cheerful while you're freaking out because you can't figure out what you're supposed to say.
I hate that. My friend did the same thing yesterday. Does it all the time. Then she sounds entirely upset when after ten minutes of silence I say I have to go. She also does the asking what I'm eating. I just kinda want to stop answering my phone but she's the type who will just keep calling. And wait... I use a lot of smileys in general. That's girly? :(
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 16, 2010, 12:30:53 AM
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 16, 2010, 12:30:53 AM
Oh yeah the chick phone calls.
Anyone ever see that Family guy where Peter has to go to sensitivity training or something and basically they turn him into a woman? He calls up Quagmire and is all, "Whatcha doin'?" and it was totally like one of those girl convos and Quagmire was basically all, "why'd you call?" haha yeah.
Anyone ever see that Family guy where Peter has to go to sensitivity training or something and basically they turn him into a woman? He calls up Quagmire and is all, "Whatcha doin'?" and it was totally like one of those girl convos and Quagmire was basically all, "why'd you call?" haha yeah.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on November 16, 2010, 06:34:56 AM
Post by: Jeatyn on November 16, 2010, 06:34:56 AM
Quote from: Maldita on November 15, 2010, 02:43:42 AM
Is it girly to enjoy reading? My boyfriend says it is; I say he's talking bovine feces.
I mean, reading Twilight and trashy romance novels is girly, reading Chuck Palahniuk, books about faeries and science fiction is manly, right?
there is for sure nothing girly about Chuck Palahniuk, guys a legend, love his writing
Oh lawdy the phone thing, I can't stand people who call me "just to chat" - it ends up in a lot of awkward silence and they seem to be fine with this, just the mere act of me being on the other end of the phone seems to be ok for them. This bugs me, it's using up a hand and distracting me from whatever I'm doing at the time. Get to the point and hang up for the love of god :D
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 07:40:02 AM
Post by: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 07:40:02 AM
Quote from: FebruaryFalls on November 15, 2010, 06:03:07 PM
Really now, I can't imagine why anyone would consider reading girly unless they had issues reading and used that excuse as their defense mechanism.
Haven't you heard? "Real Men" don't know how to read!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 16, 2010, 07:48:20 AM
Post by: Lee on November 16, 2010, 07:48:20 AM
Quote from: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 07:40:02 AM
Haven't you heard? "Real Men" don't know how to read!
Oh crap, I guess I need to go shoe shopping then.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: meh on November 16, 2010, 07:49:26 AM
Post by: meh on November 16, 2010, 07:49:26 AM
There's clothing on the floor. You do the sniff test to see if it's clean and/or wearable.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Octavianus on November 16, 2010, 07:52:22 AM
Post by: Octavianus on November 16, 2010, 07:52:22 AM
Quote from: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 07:40:02 AM
Haven't you heard? "Real Men" don't know how to read!
Those words were a trip down memory lane :D
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Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Shang on November 16, 2010, 08:45:54 AM
Post by: Shang on November 16, 2010, 08:45:54 AM
Quote from: Octavianus on November 16, 2010, 07:52:22 AM
Those words were a trip down memory lane :D
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And now I'm off to watch "The Beauty and the Beast". xD
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 08:55:56 AM
Post by: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 08:55:56 AM
Quote from: Octavianus on November 16, 2010, 07:52:22 AM
Those words were a trip down memory lane :D
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That's exactly what was in the back of my mind... the illiterate, arrogant, idiot of Beauty & The Beast. (A nickname I got back when I still went by my originally given name as the shortening of the first name gave the first half of that in Icelandic.)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Darner on November 16, 2010, 02:15:08 PM
Post by: Darner on November 16, 2010, 02:15:08 PM
So boys, those who want to stay literate, it's time for ...
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... male literature!!!
And of course for bigger boys :D
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... male literature!!!
And of course for bigger boys :D
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Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 16, 2010, 03:07:08 PM
Post by: Lee on November 16, 2010, 03:07:08 PM
She's a wrestler?! I've been watching the wrong sports :o
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
Post by: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
Wait... wait wait wait....
You can "read" playboy?
You can "read" playboy?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Octavianus on November 16, 2010, 05:54:56 PM
Post by: Octavianus on November 16, 2010, 05:54:56 PM
You think like a guy when you avoid older playboys because the pages stick together. :P
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Darner on November 16, 2010, 06:03:11 PM
Post by: Darner on November 16, 2010, 06:03:11 PM
Quote from: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
Wait... wait wait wait....
You can "read" playboy?
Do an experiment and buy Playboy, FHM, Cosmopolitan and another female magazine and try to read all of them from front to back. You'll be shocked how many more interesting articles are in the male magazines than in the female ones! Male magazines have stuff about business, sports, technology, current topics, interviews and naked women. Female magazines have make up, diet, gossip and ads. In short - yes, you definitely can read it! ;)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 16, 2010, 06:51:25 PM
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 16, 2010, 06:51:25 PM
Quote from: Darner on November 16, 2010, 06:03:11 PM
Do an experiment and buy Playboy, FHM, Cosmopolitan and another female magazine and try to read all of them from front to back. You'll be shocked how many more interesting articles are in the male magazines than in the female ones! Male magazines have stuff about business, sports, technology, current topics, interviews and naked women. Female magazines have make up, diet, gossip and ads. In short - yes, you definitely can read it! ;)
If only other magazines were more like Playboy . . .
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Mr.Rainey on November 17, 2010, 03:03:21 AM
Post by: Mr.Rainey on November 17, 2010, 03:03:21 AM
Quote from: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
Wait... wait wait wait....
You can "read" playboy?
Sadly yes. Its more articles than fap worthy materal.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: justmeinoz on November 17, 2010, 03:26:44 AM
Post by: justmeinoz on November 17, 2010, 03:26:44 AM
...Lighting farts is a really great trick to pull at the pub...
...You can take a motorcycle engine apart in the bath, because that way you won't leave oil stains on the lounge room carpet. Hey, there's a shower to wash in this week!
...You can take a motorcycle engine apart in the bath, because that way you won't leave oil stains on the lounge room carpet. Hey, there's a shower to wash in this week!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on November 17, 2010, 03:42:53 PM
Post by: A on November 17, 2010, 03:42:53 PM
...You think just having seen someone else do something enables you to do the same.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Mr.Rainey on November 17, 2010, 04:26:07 PM
Post by: Mr.Rainey on November 17, 2010, 04:26:07 PM
You go ahead and pack plently to drink for your hike- because peeing outside is fun!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: CharlieTrance on November 18, 2010, 03:02:09 AM
Post by: CharlieTrance on November 18, 2010, 03:02:09 AM
-Has the best paintball tactics and uses the most paintballs.
-again, sniffing clothes before putting them on :]
-again, sniffing clothes before putting them on :]
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 18, 2010, 03:10:10 AM
Post by: Lee on November 18, 2010, 03:10:10 AM
When shampooing your hair you spike it up into a mowhawk before washing it out.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: PixieBoy on November 18, 2010, 06:15:59 AM
Post by: PixieBoy on November 18, 2010, 06:15:59 AM
You made a beard out of bath bubbles and pretended to shave it as a kid.
You liked Shoot 'Em Up (the film)
You wear women's clothing and are a lumberjack and are okay
You liked Shoot 'Em Up (the film)
You wear women's clothing and are a lumberjack and are okay
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 18, 2010, 10:49:38 AM
Post by: Miniar on November 18, 2010, 10:49:38 AM
Quote from: Maldita on November 18, 2010, 06:15:59 AM
You liked Shoot 'Em Up (the film)
Death by carrot... what's not to love?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 18, 2010, 12:47:12 PM
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 18, 2010, 12:47:12 PM
You LIKE the Three Stooges (yes I know there is the rare women who likes them, but in general, no! LOL)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: PixieBoy on November 18, 2010, 01:01:48 PM
Post by: PixieBoy on November 18, 2010, 01:01:48 PM
The three stooges, what are those? Are you talking about Iggy and the Stooges?
And I just wanna be your dog, I just wanna be your dog! *air guitar*
And I just wanna be your dog, I just wanna be your dog! *air guitar*
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 18, 2010, 01:55:26 PM
Post by: insideontheoutside on November 18, 2010, 01:55:26 PM
Quote from: Maldita on November 18, 2010, 01:01:48 PM
The three stooges, what are those? Are you talking about Iggy and the Stooges?
And I just wanna be your dog, I just wanna be your dog! *air guitar*
LOL no ... American television from the way back ... youtube it ;)
But I do love me some Iggy too ... it's all about TIGHT PANTS!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: tekla on November 18, 2010, 02:00:00 PM
Post by: tekla on November 18, 2010, 02:00:00 PM
Actually very few of them were made for TV. Most were two-reel comedy shorts shot in the 30s and 40s - they did over 200 of them.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on November 18, 2010, 08:06:50 PM
Post by: A on November 18, 2010, 08:06:50 PM
...When you are able to skip more than a quarter of a book because it lacks action.
...When you say "Women are" as much as women say "Men are".
...When you feel the bigger the watch, the better.
...When you think it is worthwhile to pay 50$ more for the "10 000m water resistant" instead of the "500m water resistant".
...When "real food" necessarily involves fat and proteins. Or at least fat. Or at least salt.
...When you draw stick people that kill each other in violent ways in your books at school.
...When you say "Women are" as much as women say "Men are".
...When you feel the bigger the watch, the better.
...When you think it is worthwhile to pay 50$ more for the "10 000m water resistant" instead of the "500m water resistant".
...When "real food" necessarily involves fat and proteins. Or at least fat. Or at least salt.
...When you draw stick people that kill each other in violent ways in your books at school.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 19, 2010, 05:29:07 AM
Post by: Miniar on November 19, 2010, 05:29:07 AM
Quote from: A on November 18, 2010, 08:06:50 PM
...When you are able to skip more than a quarter of a book because it lacks action.
...When you say "Women are" as much as women say "Men are".
...When you feel the bigger the watch, the better.
...When you think it is worthwhile to pay 50$ more for the "10 000m water resistant" instead of the "500m water resistant".
...When "real food" necessarily involves fat and proteins. Or at least fat. Or at least salt.
...When you draw stick people that kill each other in violent ways in your books at school.
yeah... none of these apply to me... at all... :/
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: JohnR on November 19, 2010, 05:39:00 AM
Post by: JohnR on November 19, 2010, 05:39:00 AM
...It's ok to eat food cold, straight from the tin.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on November 19, 2010, 08:19:12 AM
Post by: A on November 19, 2010, 08:19:12 AM
Quote from: Miniar on November 19, 2010, 05:29:07 AM
yeah... none of these apply to me... at all... :/
Well, I AM a girl after all. I just wrote what boys in my class have done and sounded funny/exculsively boyish. I did not mean you were less male or anything if you did not go with these. Actually, your statement makes me like you more :D.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 24, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
Post by: Lee on November 24, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
Quote from: JohnR on November 19, 2010, 05:39:00 AM
...It's ok to eat food cold, straight from the tin.
Reading this while doing exactly that...
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: LordKAT on November 25, 2010, 04:06:48 AM
Post by: LordKAT on November 25, 2010, 04:06:48 AM
Your an excellent cook,...
..when it comes out of a box and goes into the microwave or the toaster til done.
There is a reason my friends wife feeds me when I come to visit.
..when it comes out of a box and goes into the microwave or the toaster til done.
There is a reason my friends wife feeds me when I come to visit.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: xAndrewx on November 25, 2010, 04:55:40 AM
Post by: xAndrewx on November 25, 2010, 04:55:40 AM
...when you take things apart just to see what it looks like inside and as an excuse to use your tools
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on November 25, 2010, 05:55:45 PM
Post by: Lee on November 25, 2010, 05:55:45 PM
Going along with Michael's post, this is the reason you like your job.
http://www.nationaljewelerssupplies.com/c/pliers-and-cutters.html (http://www.nationaljewelerssupplies.com/c/pliers-and-cutters.html)
http://www.nationaljewelerssupplies.com/c/pliers-and-cutters.html (http://www.nationaljewelerssupplies.com/c/pliers-and-cutters.html)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: rexgsd on November 25, 2010, 10:57:28 PM
Post by: rexgsd on November 25, 2010, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: JohnR on November 19, 2010, 05:39:00 AM
...It's ok to eat food cold, straight from the tin.
i thought that was what everyone did? XD
i love things room temperature from the can.... mmm
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on November 26, 2010, 03:59:30 AM
Post by: Cindy on November 26, 2010, 03:59:30 AM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on November 25, 2010, 04:55:40 AM
...when you take things apart just to see what it looks like inside and as an excuse to use your tools
And not be able to put it back together, Ah this is just a spare, they always include them.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Mr.Rainey on November 26, 2010, 04:05:15 AM
Post by: Mr.Rainey on November 26, 2010, 04:05:15 AM
Quote from: CindyJames on November 26, 2010, 03:59:30 AMAnd upon realizing you can't put it back together you put all the screws and useful looking parts in your toolbox as a spare. (This has saved my butt many a time)
And not be able to put it back together, Ah this is just a spare, they always include them.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: xAndrewx on November 26, 2010, 07:13:39 AM
Post by: xAndrewx on November 26, 2010, 07:13:39 AM
Quote from: CindyJames on November 26, 2010, 03:59:30 AM
And not be able to put it back together, Ah this is just a spare, they always include them.
lol I was gonna add that but I thought that was just a me thing and not a guy thing.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 26, 2010, 07:40:07 AM
Post by: Miniar on November 26, 2010, 07:40:07 AM
Quote from: Lee on November 25, 2010, 05:55:45 PM
Going along with Michael's post, this is the reason you like your job.
http://www.nationaljewelerssupplies.com/c/pliers-and-cutters.html (http://www.nationaljewelerssupplies.com/c/pliers-and-cutters.html)
....
WANT!
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Darner on November 26, 2010, 06:22:16 PM
Post by: Darner on November 26, 2010, 06:22:16 PM
5 years ago a bunch of my gay friends got me a toolbox (full ofc) for my birthday. I realized just a few days ago, it is still the best present I've ever got.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 26, 2010, 06:29:14 PM
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 26, 2010, 06:29:14 PM
When the hardware store is like a toy store!
And buying clothes is like going to the dentist.
And buying clothes is like going to the dentist.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on November 27, 2010, 10:27:54 AM
Post by: Miniar on November 27, 2010, 10:27:54 AM
Quote from: Alexmakenoise on November 26, 2010, 06:29:14 PM
When the hardware store is like a toy store!
;D
TOYSTORE!
Dr.Tran is my hero...
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on November 27, 2010, 11:13:07 AM
Post by: Jeatyn on November 27, 2010, 11:13:07 AM
...when nipping in to toys r us with your buddies to play with foam bats and nerf guns is an acceptable way to kill time before a movie
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: LordKAT on November 29, 2010, 04:17:33 AM
Post by: LordKAT on November 29, 2010, 04:17:33 AM
..you wonder what baking cookies has to do with paintball.
to explain, I was talking with friends about having a paintball war when my sister asked if we wanted to help bake cookies instead. WE kinda went silent and no one seemed to know how the cookies got in the middle of that conversation.
to explain, I was talking with friends about having a paintball war when my sister asked if we wanted to help bake cookies instead. WE kinda went silent and no one seemed to know how the cookies got in the middle of that conversation.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 29, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Post by: Alexmakenoise on November 29, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
. . . when cooking is your job and one of the things you like about it is that you get all the food you want at work and therefore never have to set foot in your own kitchen.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: BlackWolf on November 30, 2010, 01:44:20 PM
Post by: BlackWolf on November 30, 2010, 01:44:20 PM
ok, so i've done/do a lot of these things... especially when it comes to videogames... Some of my more finer moments also include:
*building a camp fire for my group of friends* Hey dude come here... *grabs a stick that's about about 8 inches in diameter and thinks I can break this* I'm going to hold on to this ou kick it to break it... (it sounded like a good idea at the time haha
*walks out in the middle of the street* friend: dude you're gonna get hit *laughs* me: naw... and if I do i'll just beat the crap out of the guy who hit me...
*building a camp fire for my group of friends* Hey dude come here... *grabs a stick that's about about 8 inches in diameter and thinks I can break this* I'm going to hold on to this ou kick it to break it... (it sounded like a good idea at the time haha
*walks out in the middle of the street* friend: dude you're gonna get hit *laughs* me: naw... and if I do i'll just beat the crap out of the guy who hit me...
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alex201 on November 30, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
Post by: Alex201 on November 30, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
You laugh at your own farts. :D
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: E on November 30, 2010, 03:14:31 PM
Post by: E on November 30, 2010, 03:14:31 PM
I got a toolbox last Christmas, full of tools (a hammer, some of those scissor-like-but-blunt thingies, screwdrivers, those metal cylinders with geometrical cutouts in the middle, some unidentifiable doohickeys, stuff like that).
Last time I opened it was last Christmas.
I do, however, pile my laundry into three piles: Clean, clean enough (i.e., worn once), and not clean enough. When I wash it, I sort into "black" and "will soon be black". That's thinking like a guy, right ;) ? Ah, well, that'll probably change once I actually get some clothes that aren't just "hide my body as much as possible"..
Last time I opened it was last Christmas.
I do, however, pile my laundry into three piles: Clean, clean enough (i.e., worn once), and not clean enough. When I wash it, I sort into "black" and "will soon be black". That's thinking like a guy, right ;) ? Ah, well, that'll probably change once I actually get some clothes that aren't just "hide my body as much as possible"..
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: xAndrewx on December 01, 2010, 02:43:21 PM
Post by: xAndrewx on December 01, 2010, 02:43:21 PM
Quote from: E on November 30, 2010, 03:14:31 PM
I do, however, pile my laundry into three piles: Clean, clean enough (i.e., worn once), and not clean enough. When I wash it, I sort into "black" and "will soon be black".
I do that too except I have black, will soon be black, and grays that used to be white.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: E on December 01, 2010, 06:24:14 PM
Post by: E on December 01, 2010, 06:24:14 PM
Quote from: Michael Alexander on December 01, 2010, 02:43:21 PMMy one (ex-)white shirt is a copy of Jayne's Blue Sun shirt from Firefly - it looking less than brand new is practically mandatory.
I do that too except I have black, will soon be black, and grays that used to be white.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Sean on December 01, 2010, 06:57:35 PM
Post by: Sean on December 01, 2010, 06:57:35 PM
I have greys that used to be white, but I also have a handful of pinkish that used to be white.
Maroon hoodies should not be washed with white athletic socks.
Maroon hoodies should not be washed with white athletic socks.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Clay on December 01, 2010, 07:57:33 PM
Post by: Clay on December 01, 2010, 07:57:33 PM
Quote from: Sean on December 01, 2010, 06:57:35 PMi actually owned a ramones shirt that i liked much better once it turned that subtle pink, but then it somehow got scorched on new years... maybe i should try and discolor another one ;D
I have greys that used to be white, but I also have a handful of pinkish that used to be white.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Alexmakenoise on December 01, 2010, 08:07:50 PM
Post by: Alexmakenoise on December 01, 2010, 08:07:50 PM
Quote from: Clay on December 01, 2010, 07:57:33 PM
i actually owned a ramones shirt that i liked much better once it turned that subtle pink, but then it somehow got scorched on new years... maybe i should try and discolor another one ;D
Same thing happened to me, but it was with a Barbarella shirt. This looks better on a pale pink background:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gallerym.com%2Fimages%2Fwork%2Fbig%2FLF_bavagnoli_carlo_actress_jane_fonda_barbarella_1967_16x20_L.jpg&hash=5fb88fd7dbcd8ef9cc54f8c7bc975f10d9ef63aa)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: heatherrose on December 01, 2010, 10:39:40 PM
Post by: heatherrose on December 01, 2010, 10:39:40 PM
You know you think like a guy when ...
You don't have to turn the circuit breaker off to change the
wall outlet because as long as you're not grounded and
don't touch this wh..why..errrr...ahhhhhhh. SHUT IT OFF,
SHUT IT OFFFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on December 01, 2010, 10:45:10 PM
Post by: Lee on December 01, 2010, 10:45:10 PM
Going from heather's post:
You know you are a qualified electrician, mechanic, plumber, and carpenter even if your only experience comes from watching This Old House and The Red Green Show.
You know you are a qualified electrician, mechanic, plumber, and carpenter even if your only experience comes from watching This Old House and The Red Green Show.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: heatherrose on December 01, 2010, 11:06:04 PM
Post by: heatherrose on December 01, 2010, 11:06:04 PM
Red Green...
...knows he thinks like a man
but he can change,
if he has to,
he guesses.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Griffin on December 02, 2010, 04:02:48 AM
Post by: Griffin on December 02, 2010, 04:02:48 AM
Just google it.
I'm not going to iron this, it's just going to get wrinkled on the way there anyway.
No, I don't have too many hats =[
This hat is called a gatsby, and this is a trilby, and this is a fedora, and this is a flat cap, and this is a....
[Treatise on the minor differences between a fedora and a trilby]
I'm 100% sure I can put this suit in the washing machine.
I'm not going to iron this, it's just going to get wrinkled on the way there anyway.
No, I don't have too many hats =[
This hat is called a gatsby, and this is a trilby, and this is a fedora, and this is a flat cap, and this is a....
[Treatise on the minor differences between a fedora and a trilby]
I'm 100% sure I can put this suit in the washing machine.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on December 02, 2010, 06:24:26 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 02, 2010, 06:24:26 AM
FAIL
You can spell washing machine, and know what it's used for.
You can spell washing machine, and know what it's used for.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Griffin on December 02, 2010, 02:05:14 PM
Post by: Griffin on December 02, 2010, 02:05:14 PM
Quote from: CindyJames on December 02, 2010, 06:24:26 AM
FAIL
You can spell washing machine, and know what it's used for.
ROFL!
I actually taught my ex how to use one, and I thought it was bizarre she didn't know how to use one (she's mtf). :laugh:
AND the thing with the suit actually worked out, so can't complain =)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: kyril on December 02, 2010, 02:21:58 PM
Post by: kyril on December 02, 2010, 02:21:58 PM
Quote from: CindyJames on December 02, 2010, 06:24:26 AMLol!
FAIL
You can spell washing machine, and know what it's used for.
Some of us have lived on our own, you know...eventually one figures these things out. Or learns to like smelling like a hobo.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on December 03, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 03, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
Quote from: kyril on December 02, 2010, 02:21:58 PM
Lol!
Some of us have lived on our own, you know...eventually one figures these things out. Or learns to like smelling like a hobo.
Oh I know that guys. Just joking.
When I was pretending to be a guy I used to put my shirts under the mattress so I didn't have to iron them. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Lee on December 03, 2010, 01:17:53 AM
Post by: Lee on December 03, 2010, 01:17:53 AM
Cindy, I think that actively removing wrinkles at all counts as "you know you think like a girl when." :laugh:
I admit, I'll toss things in with the next load of laundry if they're more wrinkle than shirt, but that's about it.
I admit, I'll toss things in with the next load of laundry if they're more wrinkle than shirt, but that's about it.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on December 03, 2010, 02:10:50 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 03, 2010, 02:10:50 AM
Quote from: Lee on December 03, 2010, 01:17:53 AM
Cindy, I think that actively removing wrinkles at all counts as "you know you think like a girl when." :laugh:
I admit, I'll toss things in with the next load of laundry if they're more wrinkle than shirt, but that's about it.
Ahh, Never thought of it that way. Mmm feel all gooey.
I even used to try and get creases in my jeans. I was the only 'guy' with ironed jeans at work. I was also the only 'guy' who used perfumed talc in her wet suit (used to hide it like crazy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:) when surfing. Probably the only 'guy' who did use talc at all :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Oh well. The little slips we make.
Hugs Bro
Cindy
As
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: LordKAT on December 03, 2010, 02:16:24 AM
Post by: LordKAT on December 03, 2010, 02:16:24 AM
Quote from: CindyJames on December 03, 2010, 02:10:50 AM
Ahh, Never thought of it that way. Mmm feel all gooey.
I even used to try and get creases in my jeans. I was the only 'guy' with ironed jeans at work. I was also the only 'guy' who used perfumed talc in her wet suit (used to hide it like crazy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:) when surfing. Probably the only 'guy' who did use talc at all :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Oh well. The little slips we make.
Hugs Bro
Cindy
As
My jeans or more formal clothes must have the correct creases and all my clothes MUST be folded exactly right and exactly the same as any other article of clothing with the same attributes. I have issues. :-\
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Sharky on December 03, 2010, 02:24:55 AM
Post by: Sharky on December 03, 2010, 02:24:55 AM
Quote from: CindyJames on December 03, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
Oh I know that guys. Just joking.
When I was pretending to be a guy I used to put my shirts under the mattress so I didn't have to iron them. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Does that work?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on December 03, 2010, 02:27:46 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 03, 2010, 02:27:46 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on December 03, 2010, 02:16:24 AM
My jeans or more formal clothes must have the correct creases and all my clothes MUST be folded exactly right and exactly the same as any other article of clothing with the same attributes. I have issues. :-\
Oh no, he has those beefy arms, wants me to iron his clothes and then spank me.
Damn what's the down side.
Cindy
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on December 03, 2010, 02:29:23 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 03, 2010, 02:29:23 AM
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: M.Grimm on December 03, 2010, 03:27:41 AM
Post by: M.Grimm on December 03, 2010, 03:27:41 AM
I am laughing so much at the idea of putting shirts under the mattress to avoid ironing.
I am not a fan of doing laundry only because I have to go to the laundromat. I do iron and hang up my clothes and sort them by color and so on, but I'm a fussy gay guy, so what do you expect.
I am not a fan of doing laundry only because I have to go to the laundromat. I do iron and hang up my clothes and sort them by color and so on, but I'm a fussy gay guy, so what do you expect.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Sean on December 03, 2010, 09:08:27 AM
Post by: Sean on December 03, 2010, 09:08:27 AM
Here is my strategy:
Buy shirts that say "no iron, wrinkle-free" & make sure they are taken out of the dryer very quickly after it stops.
So far, that solves my ironing problems. Anything more complicated goes to the cleaners.
Buy shirts that say "no iron, wrinkle-free" & make sure they are taken out of the dryer very quickly after it stops.
So far, that solves my ironing problems. Anything more complicated goes to the cleaners.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Darner on December 03, 2010, 09:34:08 AM
Post by: Darner on December 03, 2010, 09:34:08 AM
In my new apartment, we own a drying machine (first time I have it) and the best discovery of it it was that all the clothes come out shockingly unwrinkled! It my new favourite invention.
You know you think like a guy when ... just bouncing a ball to a wall can keep you entertained for hours.
You know you think like a guy when ... just bouncing a ball to a wall can keep you entertained for hours.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Nikolai_S on December 03, 2010, 07:38:38 PM
Post by: Nikolai_S on December 03, 2010, 07:38:38 PM
Cindy, if the clothes under the mattress method works for me, my clothes might be unwrinkled for the first time ever. That's brilliant. I think the last time I ironed something was the day my mom taught me how.
And Darner, precisely! Bouncing balls can last until a new distraction arises. And speaking of silly entertainments, little mechanisms like spinning wheels on toy cars keep me occupied for extended periods even now. I don't know if that's a guy thing or just a quality of someone who's easily amused.
And Darner, precisely! Bouncing balls can last until a new distraction arises. And speaking of silly entertainments, little mechanisms like spinning wheels on toy cars keep me occupied for extended periods even now. I don't know if that's a guy thing or just a quality of someone who's easily amused.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: some ftm guy on December 03, 2010, 11:29:47 PM
Post by: some ftm guy on December 03, 2010, 11:29:47 PM
when your bored with tv but you stay on a channel because "he's using a rugged voice and saying it's tough, i must watch." or something about grilling.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: yaka on December 03, 2010, 11:37:11 PM
Post by: yaka on December 03, 2010, 11:37:11 PM
Quote from: CindyJames on December 03, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
Oh I know that guys. Just joking.
When I was pretending to be a guy I used to put my shirts under the mattress so I didn't have to iron them. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Lol yeah maybe i should try that, to this day i don't know how to turn on an iron let alone use one.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: LordKAT on December 04, 2010, 03:12:45 AM
Post by: LordKAT on December 04, 2010, 03:12:45 AM
Not good for me, I have no mattress to put shirts under. Anyone want to lend me theirs? Preferably a female's mattress so we can 'iron' the clothes together.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: BlackWolf on December 04, 2010, 11:33:29 PM
Post by: BlackWolf on December 04, 2010, 11:33:29 PM
... when a steak is done even when it's still "mooing" (accidentally made my gf sick earlier today, because I didn't know she was squimish around blood... I ordered my steak medium rare.. oops)
... when you don't understand why women must go to the bathroom (or any place for that matter) in packs... and why do they insist on talking to their friends through the stalls while on the pot?
... when you don't understand why women must go to the bathroom (or any place for that matter) in packs... and why do they insist on talking to their friends through the stalls while on the pot?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Nikolai_S on December 04, 2010, 11:37:08 PM
Post by: Nikolai_S on December 04, 2010, 11:37:08 PM
Women talk to their friends through the stalls??? ??? I.... don't even know what to say to that. Except that I'm disturbed.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Cindy on December 05, 2010, 12:05:27 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 05, 2010, 12:05:27 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on December 04, 2010, 03:12:45 AM
Not good for me, I have no mattress to put shirts under. Anyone want to lend me theirs? Preferably a female's mattress so we can 'iron' the clothes together.
You can borrow mine :-* Just come on over. Hope you have lots of shirts ::) ::)
Cindy
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: LordKAT on December 05, 2010, 12:41:36 AM
Post by: LordKAT on December 05, 2010, 12:41:36 AM
Quote from: CindyJames on December 05, 2010, 12:05:27 AM
You can borrow mine :-* Just come on over. Hope you have lots of shirts ::) ::)
Cindy
many shirts in many styles, it may take a while.
as to think like a guy when window shopping means you are buying a window.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: A on December 05, 2010, 01:35:52 AM
Post by: A on December 05, 2010, 01:35:52 AM
That was funny, KAT !
...I feel I need to say one.
Uh...
When you have ever thought of eating less for a week to afford the latest electronic thingie ?
...I feel I need to say one.
Uh...
When you have ever thought of eating less for a week to afford the latest electronic thingie ?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Miniar on December 05, 2010, 07:20:14 AM
Post by: Miniar on December 05, 2010, 07:20:14 AM
Quote from: BlackWolf on December 04, 2010, 11:33:29 PM
... when a steak is done even when it's still "mooing" (accidentally made my gf sick earlier today, because I didn't know she was squimish around blood... I ordered my steak medium rare.. oops)
Well, I've never ordered "medium" rare... always "very rare!"
It's why I love to eat whale. It's "perfecly" cooked when the two inch thick steak has just gotten that hint of dark lines from the bbq, leaving the inside just barely heated through, the meat still that dark red... oh gods my mouth is watering just at the thought..
I need to find a picture.
like this!
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3454%2F3975558604_71523d6a1a.jpg&hash=7034799f59daf6cc941f855e65f27a1844130780)
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Jeatyn on December 05, 2010, 09:37:00 AM
Post by: Jeatyn on December 05, 2010, 09:37:00 AM
Oh dear god women and bathrooms. This has always driven me nuts. When out with a bunch of friends I would always try and sneak off to the loo on my own but somebody would always spot me "oh going bathroom? lets go together!" turning it into a big group event with every woman in a 10 foot radius.
and they take photos in there! What madness is that?
and they take photos in there! What madness is that?
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: PixieBoy on December 05, 2010, 10:05:45 AM
Post by: PixieBoy on December 05, 2010, 10:05:45 AM
Oh god, women do all that stuff in bathrooms?! I've never been to the men's, but, well... Oh my gosh. That is just wrong. I'm totally not going to the ladies' room if they do that in there!
I really enjoy the way that I have one cake of soap, that doubles as shampoo, in a small metal box. This means that I need: that soap, maybe conditioner, toothpaste, toothbrush, deodorant. That's it. No stupid 100+ bottles and jars of mysterious creams and such with French names, like women have. I love the idea of not having a lot of stuff (being a bit of a packrat kind of makes you long for minimalism, I suppose).
I've always wondered: why is it that girls are the "body nazis"? Girls will usually say that they're using makeup/shaving legs/push-up bras because guys like it, but I've never seen a guy care about that stuff like the girls do. In the locker room I used to hear: "Ooh, Annie, get over here! Jill hasn't shaved, haha, Jill are you trying the caveman style or what?" "Nice makeup, you look like a ->-bleeped-<-!" "Wohoo, lopsided boobs! What's wrong with you?"
Were the girls in my class unusually mean or are girls/women always this "stern" about looks? I've never understood this, why they have to inspect one another like that. Very odd behaviour.
I really enjoy the way that I have one cake of soap, that doubles as shampoo, in a small metal box. This means that I need: that soap, maybe conditioner, toothpaste, toothbrush, deodorant. That's it. No stupid 100+ bottles and jars of mysterious creams and such with French names, like women have. I love the idea of not having a lot of stuff (being a bit of a packrat kind of makes you long for minimalism, I suppose).
I've always wondered: why is it that girls are the "body nazis"? Girls will usually say that they're using makeup/shaving legs/push-up bras because guys like it, but I've never seen a guy care about that stuff like the girls do. In the locker room I used to hear: "Ooh, Annie, get over here! Jill hasn't shaved, haha, Jill are you trying the caveman style or what?" "Nice makeup, you look like a ->-bleeped-<-!" "Wohoo, lopsided boobs! What's wrong with you?"
Were the girls in my class unusually mean or are girls/women always this "stern" about looks? I've never understood this, why they have to inspect one another like that. Very odd behaviour.
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Post by: Jeatyn on December 05, 2010, 10:33:03 AM
Post by: Jeatyn on December 05, 2010, 10:33:03 AM
The body nazi thing baffles me. All through school I remember "concerned" female friends trying to teach me to do my makeup, or to have my hair a certain way, or to dress me up in a more fem manner so I could "get a boyfriend." Then later on in life it was my sisters. Like I really did want to be a pretty supermodel girl....and I just needed help, and the right tools.
Guys actually don't care all that much. A certain level of grooming and personal hygiene is obviously preferred. But while a woman gets naked and thinks oh dear, my hair is out of place...I have a bit of shaving rash on my leg....my boobs looks a bit mismatched....blah blah blah. The guy thinks "WOOHOO NAKED CHICK!"
Guys actually don't care all that much. A certain level of grooming and personal hygiene is obviously preferred. But while a woman gets naked and thinks oh dear, my hair is out of place...I have a bit of shaving rash on my leg....my boobs looks a bit mismatched....blah blah blah. The guy thinks "WOOHOO NAKED CHICK!"
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Post by: shiinee on December 05, 2010, 11:43:51 AM
Post by: shiinee on December 05, 2010, 11:43:51 AM
Quote from: PixieBoy on December 05, 2010, 10:05:45 AMThose girls seem especially mean. At my school, girls seemed to all band together in groups, and they were catty to the other groups but usually showed pity toward me personally. They felt sorry for my apparent inability to dress in fashion and wear makeup, and tried to give me a makeover and bring me into their group. They were generous with praises for my looks even so, telling me which features to "play up" and assuring me that my "problem areas" were easy to correct/conceal. I suppose the cruelty only shows when another girl is perceived as competition.
Were the girls in my class unusually mean or are girls/women always this "stern" about looks? I've never understood this, why they have to inspect one another like that. Very odd behaviour.
I think they are maybe 30% right; guys will talk like they are extremely picky about a girl's looks in a picture, even calling the centerfolds ugly. But when it comes to an actual chance of sexy times,
Quote from: Jeatyn on December 05, 2010, 10:33:03 AM
"WOOHOO NAKED CHICK!"
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Post by: insanitylives on December 05, 2010, 02:02:43 PM
Post by: insanitylives on December 05, 2010, 02:02:43 PM
Quote from: Jeatyn on December 05, 2010, 10:33:03 AMThe guy thinks "WOOHOO NAKED CHICK!"more specifically boobs, yes. :D
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Post by: Octavianus on December 05, 2010, 03:52:14 PM
Post by: Octavianus on December 05, 2010, 03:52:14 PM
Quote from: Jeatyn on December 05, 2010, 10:33:03 AMGuys actually don't care all that much.
It depends, there is a difference between taking well care of yourself and overdressing and using too much make-up and non-natural colours. I really can't stand the sight of such artificial painted faces. On free days I somewhat slack off in my shaving. Rose kind of forces me to shave by threathening she won't shave as long as I won't shave. That is motivation enough for me.
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Post by: Lee on December 05, 2010, 04:00:46 PM
Post by: Lee on December 05, 2010, 04:00:46 PM
Oh man, I hate going to the bathroom with other people in it. My female friends are very guilty of doing group visits/social time. I just wait until after they all visit and hang out with the rest of the guys while they're gone.
As for the woohoo naked chick, I have to agree. I'm all for shaved legs/pits, but other than that, it would take hygiene issues to really bother me for most people.
As for the woohoo naked chick, I have to agree. I'm all for shaved legs/pits, but other than that, it would take hygiene issues to really bother me for most people.
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Post by: Alexmakenoise on December 05, 2010, 05:59:37 PM
Post by: Alexmakenoise on December 05, 2010, 05:59:37 PM
Along the lines of what Octavianus said, I don't think it's that guys don't care, it's that different guys care about different things. There is no universal definition of "beauty". But I think this is a human thing, not a gender-specific thing. And I suspect the real reason women are so detail-oriented about their appearances is because they are trying to compete with other women. Among women, a "better body" = high social status.
Of course I've never had any interest in gaining social status as a woman so I dress and maintain my hygiene in accordance with my own standards, with are largely determined by what's practical.
The practice of going to bathrooms in groups sure is puzzling. I can't relax and pee if someone trying to talk to me.
You know you think like a guy when you'd rather pee outdoors than in a bathroom full of chattering women.
Of course I've never had any interest in gaining social status as a woman so I dress and maintain my hygiene in accordance with my own standards, with are largely determined by what's practical.
The practice of going to bathrooms in groups sure is puzzling. I can't relax and pee if someone trying to talk to me.
You know you think like a guy when you'd rather pee outdoors than in a bathroom full of chattering women.
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Post by: jmaxley on December 05, 2010, 08:05:02 PM
Post by: jmaxley on December 05, 2010, 08:05:02 PM
I hate the bathroom thing, too, it drives me crazy.
Also, I had several offers for makeovers through my school career.
And girls do seem to care more about looks than guys.
Also, I had several offers for makeovers through my school career.
And girls do seem to care more about looks than guys.
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Post by: yaka on December 05, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
Post by: yaka on December 05, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
Quote from: Jeatyn on December 05, 2010, 10:33:03 AM
Guys actually don't care all that much.
not always, my dad and i are the most fashion conscious people in the family/ he always asks for advice from me for his clothes
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Post by: tekla on December 05, 2010, 08:29:30 PM
Post by: tekla on December 05, 2010, 08:29:30 PM
Guys actually don't care all that much
I think they care a lot really. It's just that its often a different notion that they are caring about. True, farmers in the mid-west are not exactly a fashion plate, but they are warm in clothes that will give them freedom of movement and wear like iron. And that's what they want, the the clothing reflects that.
Ever look at those nice power suits that guys with power have? $800 easy. Because anything less than that looks like a $50 dollar suit. Hell, a good Italian tie runs me $70+.
Check this out and get back to me on guys not caring that much.
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=men's+fashion+san+francisco (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=men's+fashion+san+francisco)
P.S. that's over 300K hits for men's fashion in San Francisco, a city that only has 800K people in the city limits.
I think they care a lot really. It's just that its often a different notion that they are caring about. True, farmers in the mid-west are not exactly a fashion plate, but they are warm in clothes that will give them freedom of movement and wear like iron. And that's what they want, the the clothing reflects that.
Ever look at those nice power suits that guys with power have? $800 easy. Because anything less than that looks like a $50 dollar suit. Hell, a good Italian tie runs me $70+.
Check this out and get back to me on guys not caring that much.
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=men's+fashion+san+francisco (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=men's+fashion+san+francisco)
P.S. that's over 300K hits for men's fashion in San Francisco, a city that only has 800K people in the city limits.
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Post by: Aikotribs on December 06, 2010, 05:56:01 AM
Post by: Aikotribs on December 06, 2010, 05:56:01 AM
tsstss some men care about looks, I'v seen some pretty vain guys in my highschool career ,and tbh, I'm one of those
tho having a female body and girly face I don't exactly pull it off, but I do like to look good. Even if it screams 'really butch lesbian' to the unknowing world.
Yeah I'v got 'overmakes', still traumatized, apparently girls like to give girls that don't dress the way society portrays 'advice'. No idea why, unless your really a girl it might change but if your not .... To me its just an insult, nobody has the right to dig into my life and make changes. >:(
don't get me started on the bathroom thing, heavens I'm out of school ... I never got the point of that and found it downright annoying. It was so bad I used to go when the whole place was empty, or at least no girls I knew where around.
tho having a female body and girly face I don't exactly pull it off, but I do like to look good. Even if it screams 'really butch lesbian' to the unknowing world.
Yeah I'v got 'overmakes', still traumatized, apparently girls like to give girls that don't dress the way society portrays 'advice'. No idea why, unless your really a girl it might change but if your not .... To me its just an insult, nobody has the right to dig into my life and make changes. >:(
don't get me started on the bathroom thing, heavens I'm out of school ... I never got the point of that and found it downright annoying. It was so bad I used to go when the whole place was empty, or at least no girls I knew where around.
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Post by: Jeatyn on December 06, 2010, 06:56:17 AM
Post by: Jeatyn on December 06, 2010, 06:56:17 AM
When I say "don't care" I don't generally mean all guys will settle for anything.
I just mean when girls spread half a ton of makeup over their faces, or get fake tans, or panic because they have a pimple. Little details that the average guy probably won't spot unless you blatantly point it out to them.
Chicks in magazines are a totally different matter, I've seen guys rip apart even the most impossibly perfect of models.
I just mean when girls spread half a ton of makeup over their faces, or get fake tans, or panic because they have a pimple. Little details that the average guy probably won't spot unless you blatantly point it out to them.
Chicks in magazines are a totally different matter, I've seen guys rip apart even the most impossibly perfect of models.
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Post by: BlackWolf on December 06, 2010, 12:15:33 PM
Post by: BlackWolf on December 06, 2010, 12:15:33 PM
I'm still in college and use to live in an "all girls" dorm... i'd do everything I could to avoid going to the bathroom when anyone else was in there... But it never failed... Someone would walk in (normally a group of them) and they would be talking while someone peed in the stall next me... it's weird..
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Post by: Elijah3291 on December 06, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
Post by: Elijah3291 on December 06, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
Quote from: BlackWolf on December 06, 2010, 12:15:33 PM
I'm still in college and use to live in an "all girls" dorm... i'd do everything I could to avoid going to the bathroom when anyone else was in there... But it never failed... Someone would walk in (normally a group of them) and they would be talking while someone peed in the stall next me... it's weird..
oh man I feel your pain, I had to live in an all girls dorm for a semester and it sucked, and I will never understand why girls go to the bathroom together, and do their makeup in there. Bathrooms are for pissing and #2 lol
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Post by: Lee on December 24, 2010, 12:09:55 AM
Post by: Lee on December 24, 2010, 12:09:55 AM
You ditch your shoe shopping friends to run to the hardware store.
I did this a few days ago and laughed when I realized what I had done.
I did this a few days ago and laughed when I realized what I had done.
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Post by: Andy on December 24, 2010, 07:53:24 AM
Post by: Andy on December 24, 2010, 07:53:24 AM
I stand in the kitchen and eat out of the pan. Why dirty a dish? DUH
I say, Turn it UP!
Jack off as often as possible, wherever or however the mood happens to strike. Repeat as needed.
I can't stop looking at the teenage girls at the pool.
I have restless urges to go out in the woods, burn things, shoot things, and piss on things!!
Good Times, boys!!
I say, Turn it UP!
Jack off as often as possible, wherever or however the mood happens to strike. Repeat as needed.
I can't stop looking at the teenage girls at the pool.
I have restless urges to go out in the woods, burn things, shoot things, and piss on things!!
Good Times, boys!!
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Post by: PixieBoy on December 24, 2010, 11:04:03 AM
Post by: PixieBoy on December 24, 2010, 11:04:03 AM
When you believe that if it can't be mended with duct tape, it's utterly broken.
I have a friend who has worn the same old sneakers for five years. He mends them with duct tape and cable ties. On occasion, he buys the black-and-yellow-striped duct tape for variety.
I have a friend who has worn the same old sneakers for five years. He mends them with duct tape and cable ties. On occasion, he buys the black-and-yellow-striped duct tape for variety.
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Post by: Nikolai_S on December 24, 2010, 08:52:34 PM
Post by: Nikolai_S on December 24, 2010, 08:52:34 PM
Quote from: PixieBoy on December 24, 2010, 11:04:03 AM
I have a friend who has worn the same old sneakers for five years. He mends them with duct tape and cable ties. On occasion, he buys the black-and-yellow-striped duct tape for variety.
God, I thought I was the only one. I've been repairing my 4 year old sandals that way. If I can find another pair of leather, open toed, close backed sandals in a size 4 mens, I'd be happy to get new ones. But despite the fact that these are chewed up and one strap is broken, I will duct tape and safety pin them until they're made of 70% repairs.
... you instinctively flee the room as soon as nearby women start complaining about their boyfriends/male friends, expecting a glare to be shot at you for being one of the enemy.
... you see an explosion/car crash/collision/random big boom on tv, and you can't help but make some awed or enthusiastic noise.
..., watching a sport, you've got to sit at the edge of your seat, leaning forward. And mumble commentary under your breath. Especially if it's hockey. And referees are the enemy.
... you can actually temporarily lose the ability to speak because you're looking at someone really attractive.
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Post by: Cindy on December 25, 2010, 02:02:27 AM
Post by: Cindy on December 25, 2010, 02:02:27 AM
Sorry Guy's
I was in the middle of the Simpson desert (Google it) and blew the manifold off my Toyata 4WD, 1980 model I repaired it with fence wire, repair is a poor word, but we drove it for another 500ks. Survived. The whole engine just jumped up and down.
I'm a girl so?
Just for fun BTW
Cindy
I was in the middle of the Simpson desert (Google it) and blew the manifold off my Toyata 4WD, 1980 model I repaired it with fence wire, repair is a poor word, but we drove it for another 500ks. Survived. The whole engine just jumped up and down.
I'm a girl so?
Just for fun BTW
Cindy
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Post by: MaxAloysius on December 25, 2010, 02:51:57 AM
Post by: MaxAloysius on December 25, 2010, 02:51:57 AM
When you really need to pee whilst holding a slice of day old pizza, and decide that hell, you can keep eating while you go.
Title: Re: You know you think like a guy when ...
Post by: Aikotribs on December 25, 2010, 02:00:09 PM
Post by: Aikotribs on December 25, 2010, 02:00:09 PM
when a female coworker asks what dress you bought for x-mas and you nonchalantly say
"why would I wear a dress?"
"why would I wear a dress?"
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Post by: LordKAT on December 25, 2010, 08:17:28 PM
Post by: LordKAT on December 25, 2010, 08:17:28 PM
Quote from: Aikotribs on December 25, 2010, 02:00:09 PM
when a female coworker asks what dress you bought for x-mas and you nonchalantly say
"why would I wear a dress?"
more like "Who would I give one to?"