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Title: You might be bigendered if ....
Post by: Mia and Marq on December 22, 2006, 09:44:33 PM
Post by: Mia and Marq on December 22, 2006, 09:44:33 PM
You might be bigendered if .....
Just thought I'd throw a few of these out there for everyone to get a smile on their faces. Add more if you can think of any.
Marq and Mia
- You've ever had a conversation in the car with yourself that went something like
"Why don't I ever get to drive" "Fine you want to drive more? Go ahead" "Thanks" - You've ever wondered why they don't pay you two salaries at work.
- You've ever had to bargain with yourself for any reason
- You've ever tried to buy yourself a gift without letting you know what it is
- You talk in 3rd person and 1st person at the same time.
- You've seperated your day into sections of who gets to pick your attire
- Your significant other has ever asked to speak with the other you
- You've ever been washing your hands and had your legs start walking away from the sink
- You have to play through all your games twice so both get a chance to play the game
- You've got an ongoing practical joke battle where you keep targetting yourself
- You keep walking into the wall between the men's and women's restrooms
Just thought I'd throw a few of these out there for everyone to get a smile on their faces. Add more if you can think of any.
Marq and Mia