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Title: 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 25, 2010, 12:49:36 AM
Post by: Janet_Girl on November 25, 2010, 12:49:36 AM
1. Salmonella won't be a concern.
2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
5. Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.
6. No one will overeat.
7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.
10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
12. You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
Wishing you a wonderful day of finding reasons to thank gods for their bountiful providence to us all. We are indeed too blessed to be stressed if we just look around and stay aware of the gods' work around us.
Blessed Be.
2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
5. Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.
6. No one will overeat.
7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.
10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
12. You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
Wishing you a wonderful day of finding reasons to thank gods for their bountiful providence to us all. We are indeed too blessed to be stressed if we just look around and stay aware of the gods' work around us.
Blessed Be.
Title: Re: 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey
Post by: Michael Joseph on November 25, 2010, 02:54:56 AM
Post by: Michael Joseph on November 25, 2010, 02:54:56 AM
Haha this was really funny, specially since my family burns the turkey every year. Two years ago they even set the oven on fire..
Title: Re: 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey
Post by: xAndrewx on November 25, 2010, 08:22:52 AM
Post by: xAndrewx on November 25, 2010, 08:22:52 AM
Thanks for posting this I got a good laugh and since my grandma gets to cook the bird this year it's a good way for me to look at what I know will be a "Cajun turkey"
Title: Re: 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey
Post by: 28BROOK on November 25, 2010, 08:37:44 AM
Post by: 28BROOK on November 25, 2010, 08:37:44 AM
Already screwed up the day - rushing about the grocery store I saw the cream cheese and got side tracked - now there won't be any cherry cheese cake for after the burnt turkey!
Happy Thanksgiving all...
Brook
Happy Thanksgiving all...
Brook
Title: Re: 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey
Post by: AmySmiles on November 25, 2010, 08:56:30 AM
Post by: AmySmiles on November 25, 2010, 08:56:30 AM
Quote11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
*giggle*
Title: Re: 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey
Post by: deadkazi on November 25, 2010, 01:50:04 PM
Post by: deadkazi on November 25, 2010, 01:50:04 PM
Thanksgiving is always a jumbled mess here but no one has ever burnt the turkey. Hey I like those weeks of left overs too! lol but I really enjoyed reading this. To funny!