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Title: Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Sh*t
Post by: Janet_Girl on February 12, 2011, 05:55:05 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on February 12, 2011, 05:55:05 PM
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3 When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3 When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.
Title: Re: Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Sh*t
Post by: Shang on February 12, 2011, 07:57:18 PM
Post by: Shang on February 12, 2011, 07:57:18 PM
:D That's fantastic!
Title: Re: Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Sh*t
Post by: tekla on February 12, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
Post by: tekla on February 12, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
Sounds pretty much straight up guy code. #8 is in play at my work everyday.
I always like the distinction that someone you know will try to talk you out of it, a friend will bail you out after you've done it, but your best friend is there in the jail cell with you saying: "Damn, that was hella cool."
I always like the distinction that someone you know will try to talk you out of it, a friend will bail you out after you've done it, but your best friend is there in the jail cell with you saying: "Damn, that was hella cool."
Title: Re: Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Sh*t
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 12, 2011, 08:37:39 PM
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 12, 2011, 08:37:39 PM
Haha, I like it. :angel:
Title: Re: Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Sh*t
Post by: Cindy on February 12, 2011, 08:42:17 PM
Post by: Cindy on February 12, 2011, 08:42:17 PM
Thanks Janet
I'm also sick of the do goody stuff :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And yes I've got a hangover ::)
I expect sympathy from the devil :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
I'm also sick of the do goody stuff :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And yes I've got a hangover ::)
I expect sympathy from the devil :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy