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Title: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Steph on January 21, 2007, 09:23:30 AM
Post by: Steph on January 21, 2007, 09:23:30 AM
Who would have thunk.
There I was on my back dilating (AGAIN), trying to pretend that the #2 Dilator I was using was in fact prince charming having his way with me. When I felt a sneeze coming on, so I reached over and grabbed a kleenex. Putting my hands to my nose I sneezed into the kleenex and at the same time fired the dilator across the bed. Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. :D
Steph
There I was on my back dilating (AGAIN), trying to pretend that the #2 Dilator I was using was in fact prince charming having his way with me. When I felt a sneeze coming on, so I reached over and grabbed a kleenex. Putting my hands to my nose I sneezed into the kleenex and at the same time fired the dilator across the bed. Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. :D
Steph
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Stormy Weather on January 21, 2007, 09:36:08 AM
Post by: Stormy Weather on January 21, 2007, 09:36:08 AM
Heh. As soon as I saw the thread title, I just knew what this was about. ;D
If it happens again, either suppress the sneeze or pull the dilator out. Leaving it in can hurt you and even possibly damage the healing tissues and the pelvic muscles, especially so soon post-op.
If it happens again, either suppress the sneeze or pull the dilator out. Leaving it in can hurt you and even possibly damage the healing tissues and the pelvic muscles, especially so soon post-op.
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Steph on January 21, 2007, 10:33:03 AM
Post by: Steph on January 21, 2007, 10:33:03 AM
That was my first thought when it happened. I guess I had enough lube that everything was OK. Don't worry it won't happen again, I was just soooooooo surprised when it happened.
Steph
Steph
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Kate on January 21, 2007, 10:53:25 AM
Post by: Kate on January 21, 2007, 10:53:25 AM
Quote from: Steph on January 21, 2007, 09:23:30 AM
There I was on my back dilating (AGAIN), trying to pretend that the #2 Dilator I was using was in fact prince charming having his way with me. When I felt a sneeze coming on, so I reached over and grabbed a kleenex. Putting my hands to my nose I sneezed into the kleenex and at the same time fired the dilator across the bed. Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. :D
ROFL, I think you just answered my old SRS and muscle contraction? (https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,3530.msg29953.html#msg29953) thread :)
Kate
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Sheila on January 21, 2007, 12:44:08 PM
Post by: Sheila on January 21, 2007, 12:44:08 PM
Steph, I remember when Leigh brought that same situation up over a year ago. I know it has happened to me also. I didn't know that it could hurt you. What happens if you had the real deal inside your vagina and a unexpected sneeze happens. I could only ponder the scene.
Sheila
Sheila
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Hazumu on January 21, 2007, 12:48:19 PM
Post by: Hazumu on January 21, 2007, 12:48:19 PM
Since you broached the subject--
I didn't want to bring it up. In fact, I resisted the urge to PM you warning you not to sneeze or cough... ;D ;D ;D
Karen
I didn't want to bring it up. In fact, I resisted the urge to PM you warning you not to sneeze or cough... ;D ;D ;D
Karen
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Steph on January 21, 2007, 01:24:43 PM
Post by: Steph on January 21, 2007, 01:24:43 PM
Quote from: Karen on January 21, 2007, 12:48:19 PM
Since you broached the subject--
I didn't want to bring it up. In fact, I resisted the urge to PM you warning you not to sneeze or cough... ;D ;D ;D
Karen
Oh now you tell me :)
Steph
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Gill on January 21, 2007, 02:07:24 PM
Post by: Gill on January 21, 2007, 02:07:24 PM
Soooo have you named the baby yet????? :D
Gill
Gill
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: katia on January 21, 2007, 03:18:30 PM
Post by: katia on January 21, 2007, 03:18:30 PM
Quote from: Steph on January 21, 2007, 09:23:30 AM
Who would have thunk.
There I was on my back dilating (AGAIN), trying to pretend that the #2 Dilator I was using was in fact prince charming having his way with me. When I felt a sneeze coming on, so I reached over and grabbed a kleenex. Putting my hands to my nose I sneezed into the kleenex and at the same time fired the dilator across the bed. Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. :D
Steph
:) you're funny steph. not too many things make me laugh but this, i'm cracking up right now.
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: tinkerbell on January 21, 2007, 11:49:59 PM
Post by: tinkerbell on January 21, 2007, 11:49:59 PM
Something to look forward to though I had some idea, for it can also happen when you cough. You know what I remembered when I read your thread? I remembered the movie Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Did you watch the movie? well, there was this Asian lady in the movie who coud make from ping pong balls a powerful weapon. ;)
tinkerbell :icon_chick:
P.S.
tinkerbell :icon_chick:
P.S.
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Steph on January 22, 2007, 05:36:45 AM
Post by: Steph on January 22, 2007, 05:36:45 AM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on January 21, 2007, 11:49:59 PM
Something to look forward to though I had some idea, for it can also happen when you cough. You know what I remembered when I read your thread? I remembered the movie Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Did you watch the movie? well, there was this Asian lady in the movie who coud make from ping pong balls a powerful weapon. ;)
tinkerbell :icon_chick:
P.S.
LOL yep I remember that, pretty funny. I hope you are feeling better hon I know that yesterday my pain went up a little, but it's just a part of the healing process, so we've got to grim and bear it huh!
Take care
Steph
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Sandy on January 22, 2007, 06:10:39 AM
Post by: Sandy on January 22, 2007, 06:10:39 AM
That brings a whole new meaning to
"INCOMING!!! TAKE COVER!!!"
Thanks for perking up my morning, I sprayed my coffee through my nose!
Something to look forward to!
-Sandy
"INCOMING!!! TAKE COVER!!!"
Thanks for perking up my morning, I sprayed my coffee through my nose!
Something to look forward to!
-Sandy
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Steph on January 22, 2007, 06:18:44 AM
Post by: Steph on January 22, 2007, 06:18:44 AM
Quote from: Kassandra on January 22, 2007, 06:10:39 AM
That brings a whole new meaning to
"INCOMING!!! TAKE COVER!!!"
Thanks for perking up my morning, I sprayed my coffee through my nose!
Something to look forward to!
-Sandy
Aren't you glad it was coffee and not peas :D
Steph
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: angelsgirl on January 22, 2007, 07:00:45 AM
Post by: angelsgirl on January 22, 2007, 07:00:45 AM
QuoteWhat happens if you had the real deal inside your vagina and a unexpected sneeze happens. I could only ponder the scene.
Sheila
Heh, heh. I know that's probably a retorical question, but I could answer it. I have the worst allergies!
It doesn't fire the man across the room but, let's just say that things need repositioning afterward. ;)
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Suzy on January 22, 2007, 07:03:14 AM
Post by: Suzy on January 22, 2007, 07:03:14 AM
Quote from: Steph on January 21, 2007, 09:23:30 AM
Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. :D
Steph
OMG, You are one dangerous woman, Steph! Remind me that I never want to cross you...ever! I can just picture it:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fugly.plzdiekthxbye.net%2Flarge%2Fl999.gif&hash=b2b3c31b4f320f652296f926df248f8cf9b53a39)
Achooooooo......
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fganjataz.com%2F01smileys%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FloopyBlonde-blinking.gif&hash=4545ddf8251cf9c32ae6074d56e48bc34a755857)Kristi
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: BrandiOK on January 22, 2007, 12:05:55 PM
Post by: BrandiOK on January 22, 2007, 12:05:55 PM
ROFL...I remember sitting on the end of the bed while my roomie was dialating when she said "I wouldn't sit there if I were you.". I said "Umm....how come?". She says "Dr. Brassard warned me that if I sneezed while dialating this stent might shoot out like a missile.". Of course I moved....I had forgotten all about it until I read your post Steph. Too funny :P
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Steph on January 22, 2007, 03:03:50 PM
Post by: Steph on January 22, 2007, 03:03:50 PM
Quote from: angelsgirl on January 22, 2007, 07:00:45 AMQuoteWhat happens if you had the real deal inside your vagina and a unexpected sneeze happens. I could only ponder the scene.
Sheila
Heh, heh. I know that's probably a retorical question, but I could answer it. I have the worst allergies!
It doesn't fire the man across the room but, let's just say that things need repositioning afterward. ;)
I can imagine.
Steph
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: tinkerbell on January 22, 2007, 03:27:28 PM
Post by: tinkerbell on January 22, 2007, 03:27:28 PM
Quote from: Kristi on January 22, 2007, 07:03:14 AMQuote from: Steph on January 21, 2007, 09:23:30 AM
Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. :D
Steph
OMG, You are one dangerous woman, Steph! Remind me that I never want to cross you...ever! I can just picture it:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fugly.plzdiekthxbye.net%2Flarge%2Fl999.gif&hash=b2b3c31b4f320f652296f926df248f8cf9b53a39)
Achooooooo......
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fganjataz.com%2F01smileys%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FloopyBlonde-blinking.gif&hash=4545ddf8251cf9c32ae6074d56e48bc34a755857)Kristi
LOL ;) funny Kristi. :)
tinkerbell :icon_chick:
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Lorelei on September 23, 2007, 05:01:07 PM
Post by: Lorelei on September 23, 2007, 05:01:07 PM
Best be carefull, you could put an eye out. Those days have been over for 40 yars for me. I was a dancer when I was younger and mine fell out on the stage during a show. Curtin please......
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: tinkerbell on September 23, 2007, 07:23:22 PM
Post by: tinkerbell on September 23, 2007, 07:23:22 PM
Quote from: Lorelei on September 23, 2007, 05:01:07 PM
mine fell out on the stage during a show. Curtin please......
??? what fell out?
tink :icon_chick:
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: katia on September 24, 2007, 03:56:55 AM
Post by: katia on September 24, 2007, 03:56:55 AM
Quote from: Tink on September 23, 2007, 07:23:22 PMQuote from: Lorelei on September 23, 2007, 05:01:07 PM
mine fell out on the stage during a show. Curtin please......
??? what fell out?
tink :icon_chick:
i think she's talking about the dilator tink. i read somewhere that years ago,
postop women used to wear their dilators at all times [like a tampon]. we now complain about how frequent we've got to dilate. can you imagine wearing one all day long? i can't.
Title: Re: The power of a sneeze
Post by: Hazumu on September 24, 2007, 09:35:50 PM
Post by: Hazumu on September 24, 2007, 09:35:50 PM
All the dilation instructions I've seen say not to do dilation for over an hour. The blood flow is kinda' restricted by the stretching, and needs to be restored for the tissues to rebuild themselves.
What was the thinking behind wearing a hard plastic 'tampon' all day? It must have made some kind of 'sense' to somebody...
Karen
What was the thinking behind wearing a hard plastic 'tampon' all day? It must have made some kind of 'sense' to somebody...
Karen