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Title: The Geography of Women and men
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 02, 2011, 09:55:30 AM
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 02, 2011, 09:55:30 AM
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by NUTS.
THE END.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by NUTS.
THE END.
"Malo Periculosam Libertatem Quam Quietum Servitium"
"Better freedom with danger than peace with slavery."
"Better freedom with danger than peace with slavery."
Title: Re: The Geography of Womwn and men
Post by: kate durcal on April 02, 2011, 10:21:00 AM
Post by: kate durcal on April 02, 2011, 10:21:00 AM
LOL, is this you brain child? The Latin one?
Thanks
Katr
Thanks
Katr
Title: Re: The Geography of Women and men
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 02, 2011, 10:24:47 AM
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 02, 2011, 10:24:47 AM
No I can not take credit for that. I am not that smart.