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Title: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: Rock_chick on April 03, 2011, 03:11:56 PM
Post by: Rock_chick on April 03, 2011, 03:11:56 PM
I need cuddles, trouble the type of girl I end up sharing cuddles with are usually just as interestingly f**ked up as me and it all kind of ends in tears due to the collective damage we both carry about. So I have decided I need to find myself a nice BND'er to share some body heat with.
Oh and what is a BND'er I hear you cry? Well that's someone with Borderline Normality Disorder...basically normal enough to not add to the damage (and indeed actually help) and intresting enough that I don't get bored (without being as interestingly damaged as myself).
Successful applicants will be invited to an interview.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Helena x
Oh and what is a BND'er I hear you cry? Well that's someone with Borderline Normality Disorder...basically normal enough to not add to the damage (and indeed actually help) and intresting enough that I don't get bored (without being as interestingly damaged as myself).
Successful applicants will be invited to an interview.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Helena x
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: pebbles on April 03, 2011, 03:15:46 PM
Post by: pebbles on April 03, 2011, 03:15:46 PM
;) I don't know of any sane females.
Every female I know has baggage. XD
Every female I know has baggage. XD
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: rejennyrated on April 03, 2011, 03:19:06 PM
Post by: rejennyrated on April 03, 2011, 03:19:06 PM
And just to emphasise the challenge here... I will be sitting on the pre-interview panel to make sure the candidates are suitable ;) :laugh:
(and no I'm not going to explain why... well ok... maybe I will... because I care deeply about Helena in an entirely non romantic way and I want to help make sure that she gets the partner she so richly deserves!)
(and no I'm not going to explain why... well ok... maybe I will... because I care deeply about Helena in an entirely non romantic way and I want to help make sure that she gets the partner she so richly deserves!)
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: Rock_chick on April 03, 2011, 03:22:23 PM
Post by: Rock_chick on April 03, 2011, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: pebbles on April 03, 2011, 03:15:46 PM
;) I don't know of any sane females.
Every female I know has baggage. XD
Oh I don't want sane, just someone who's insane enough to be interesting.
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: rejennyrated on April 03, 2011, 03:33:49 PM
Post by: rejennyrated on April 03, 2011, 03:33:49 PM
I would also like to point out at this early stage that, as I understand it, this "person" does not necessarily have to be of the female persuasion even though past form to date would suggest that they are like to be so - although perhaps I have gotten than one wrong?
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: Olivia-Anne on April 03, 2011, 05:57:16 PM
Post by: Olivia-Anne on April 03, 2011, 05:57:16 PM
:icon_wave:
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: V M on April 03, 2011, 06:14:51 PM
Post by: V M on April 03, 2011, 06:14:51 PM
LOL... If I wasn't way too old for you and didn't live in another country I'd be knockin' on your door
But my main concerns would be if you like dancing or not, do guitars and other band instruments bother you and would it be okay to ride your skateboard... Oh, and a tidy kitchen and bathroom is a must :laugh:
But my main concerns would be if you like dancing or not, do guitars and other band instruments bother you and would it be okay to ride your skateboard... Oh, and a tidy kitchen and bathroom is a must :laugh:
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: Serra on April 03, 2011, 06:37:10 PM
Post by: Serra on April 03, 2011, 06:37:10 PM
Let's be honest here Helena, everyone on this boards who's into women will be applying. Hope you're ready for a long list. =p
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: MillieB on April 03, 2011, 06:47:46 PM
Post by: MillieB on April 03, 2011, 06:47:46 PM
I've drifted so far away from normal that I may well circle back to normal any day now!
Does that count? ;D
Does that count? ;D
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 03, 2011, 08:13:12 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 03, 2011, 08:13:12 PM
Sorwey, but I's taken, Helena.
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: Lee on April 03, 2011, 09:03:59 PM
Post by: Lee on April 03, 2011, 09:03:59 PM
:laugh: There's a big puddle in the way, but here's an e-cuddle for you.
Seriously though, you're an interesting, intelligent, cute girl, and I'm sure that when you find a person with the right amount of insanity, they'll instantly be head over heels. Until then, cats are very cuddly.
Seriously though, you're an interesting, intelligent, cute girl, and I'm sure that when you find a person with the right amount of insanity, they'll instantly be head over heels. Until then, cats are very cuddly.
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: Michelle. on April 04, 2011, 12:34:59 AM
Post by: Michelle. on April 04, 2011, 12:34:59 AM
What is this "normality" you write of?
Title: Re: Looking for my perfect BND'er - please apply within
Post by: Amy85 on April 04, 2011, 01:56:18 AM
Post by: Amy85 on April 04, 2011, 01:56:18 AM
I think "normal" is really just a word used to describe people that you haven't gotten to know well enough yet ;)