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Title: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Amazon D on April 09, 2011, 03:34:42 PM
Post by: Amazon D on April 09, 2011, 03:34:42 PM
When you blow your nose and it comes out around your eye socket :embarrassed:
yikes my body is leaking ???
yikes my body is leaking ???
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 09, 2011, 04:09:48 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on April 09, 2011, 04:09:48 PM
Both your socks and boobs sag.
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: quinn on April 09, 2011, 06:43:50 PM
Post by: quinn on April 09, 2011, 06:43:50 PM
You know you're getting old when people ask where you're planning on being buried :P
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Devlyn on April 09, 2011, 07:43:45 PM
Post by: Devlyn on April 09, 2011, 07:43:45 PM
You can't even count marshmallows anymore!
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Eva Marie on April 10, 2011, 09:38:14 AM
Post by: Eva Marie on April 10, 2011, 09:38:14 AM
Hair starts to grow in places where you don't want it, and no longer grows in places where you used to have it.
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: nickikim on April 10, 2011, 05:15:56 PM
Post by: nickikim on April 10, 2011, 05:15:56 PM
The jeans you wore in highschool come back in style, for the third time.
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: RabbitsOfTheWorldUnite on April 10, 2011, 05:38:14 PM
Post by: RabbitsOfTheWorldUnite on April 10, 2011, 05:38:14 PM
You're the company HR manger and notice an applicant who was born two months before you graduated high school!
Happened to me two weeks ago :-(
Happened to me two weeks ago :-(
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: justmeinoz on April 10, 2011, 08:27:08 PM
Post by: justmeinoz on April 10, 2011, 08:27:08 PM
You realise you now work with people who have kids, who were not even born when you graduated from your Police training.
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Kendall on April 11, 2011, 12:07:07 AM
Post by: Kendall on April 11, 2011, 12:07:07 AM
Your baby sister's baby has her second baby.
Your co-worker reveals she was born after you were licensed - you've been working longer than this college graduate adult has been alive. (Like Justmeinoz)
You realize you were born before touch-tone phones, color TVs, computers (of any kind), word-processors, ATM's, cell phones, smart phones, most medicines in use now, and a continuing list of things - what is "texting" anyway, and why do it?
(Hey I still use a pager)
Your co-worker reveals she was born after you were licensed - you've been working longer than this college graduate adult has been alive. (Like Justmeinoz)
You realize you were born before touch-tone phones, color TVs, computers (of any kind), word-processors, ATM's, cell phones, smart phones, most medicines in use now, and a continuing list of things - what is "texting" anyway, and why do it?
(Hey I still use a pager)
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Rachel Bellefountaine on April 11, 2011, 02:35:12 PM
Post by: Rachel Bellefountaine on April 11, 2011, 02:35:12 PM
...you remember when Pogs were still popular.
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: V M on April 11, 2011, 03:25:35 PM
Post by: V M on April 11, 2011, 03:25:35 PM
You realize that you became old enough to drink nearly thirty years ago
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Devlyn on April 11, 2011, 07:31:54 PM
Post by: Devlyn on April 11, 2011, 07:31:54 PM
You remember how the picture on the TV used to slooooowly roll from top to bottom.........stupid vertical knob!
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Del on April 12, 2011, 02:26:56 AM
Post by: Del on April 12, 2011, 02:26:56 AM
You remember watching a black and white television in a house without an air conditioner.
You remember having a telephone that was a party line.
You remember using an outhouse and bathing in a washtub with water heated on a wood stove.
You remember when "new math" in school was the addition of algebra. (which I still don't know what that is)
You remember having a telephone that was a party line.
You remember using an outhouse and bathing in a washtub with water heated on a wood stove.
You remember when "new math" in school was the addition of algebra. (which I still don't know what that is)
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Cindy on April 12, 2011, 05:05:37 AM
Post by: Cindy on April 12, 2011, 05:05:37 AM
You can't get the petrol motor on your walking frame working.
<for justmeinoz> You take a reagent out of the fridge that has an expiry date before your Tech was born. It has happened to me. :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
<for justmeinoz> You take a reagent out of the fridge that has an expiry date before your Tech was born. It has happened to me. :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: sfem on April 12, 2011, 09:12:28 AM
Post by: sfem on April 12, 2011, 09:12:28 AM
You were born in a city and lived all your life in one, and still can recognize what is growing when you pass a farmer's field.
The snow really was deeper and winter really was colder when you were young.
You know what it means to change the points, gap your plugs, clean the carb, and tape the exhaust.
You remember fixing your vehicle with hand tools and flames from the exhaust from unburnt fuel making it to the tailpipe.
Party lines.
Mickey looked better in black and white.
You still hate the laundry wringer.
The snow really was deeper and winter really was colder when you were young.
You know what it means to change the points, gap your plugs, clean the carb, and tape the exhaust.
You remember fixing your vehicle with hand tools and flames from the exhaust from unburnt fuel making it to the tailpipe.
Party lines.
Mickey looked better in black and white.
You still hate the laundry wringer.
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Amazon D on April 12, 2011, 05:44:47 PM
Post by: Amazon D on April 12, 2011, 05:44:47 PM
Quote from: Del on April 12, 2011, 02:26:56 AM
You remember watching a black and white television in a house without an air conditioner.
You remember having a telephone that was a party line.
You remember using an outhouse and bathing in a washtub with water heated on a wood stove.
You remember when "new math" in school was the addition of algebra. (which I still don't know what that is)
wait a minute i don't have a TV or air conditioning (we hang in basement in summer) and i have an outhouse and i heat my water on the wood stove and use a long oval galvanized tub to bath in ;) am i young again ;D or maybe i never grew up :laugh:
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Randi on April 12, 2011, 05:59:50 PM
Post by: Randi on April 12, 2011, 05:59:50 PM
M2MtF2Ftm,
That sounds to me like a good way to live and bye the way brings back many fond memories from my childhood. And yes I know I am old because I can remember Howdy Doody Time and The Red Skelton show, when everybody who had a tv only had one and had regular visitors who wanted to watch it too.
Randi
That sounds to me like a good way to live and bye the way brings back many fond memories from my childhood. And yes I know I am old because I can remember Howdy Doody Time and The Red Skelton show, when everybody who had a tv only had one and had regular visitors who wanted to watch it too.
Randi
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: Kendall on April 13, 2011, 01:24:12 AM
Post by: Kendall on April 13, 2011, 01:24:12 AM
M2MtF2FtM Thanks for this topic!
Brought a smile!
Brought a smile!
Title: Re: You know your getting old when ....
Post by: zakfar on April 13, 2011, 01:34:34 AM
Post by: zakfar on April 13, 2011, 01:34:34 AM
I don't think I'm old, but I have decided where I want to be buried. ;)