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Title: Cannibal meals
Post by: Janet_Girl on May 08, 2011, 05:13:30 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on May 08, 2011, 05:13:30 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle. And came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
Title: Re: Cannibal meals
Post by: V M on May 08, 2011, 05:48:02 PM
Post by: V M on May 08, 2011, 05:48:02 PM
He He :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: