Poll
Question:
What did your poo look like today?
Option 1: It was all full of of sparkles just like me
votes: 2
Option 2: It only had a few sparkles because I ate my sister's goldfish
votes: 3
Option 3: Not much different than yesterday
votes: 2
Option 4: It was brown and squishy and made me want to draw pictures on the walls
votes: 4
Option 5: I don't look, I just like to smell the TP
votes: 1
Well?
Your comments will be well appreciated but not necessarily understood :laugh:
I can't remember the last time I pooped! DAMN YOU NUROFEN+ PAINKILLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! errrr I mean side effects of.
Someone kick/punch/knee me in the tummy to help abort this food baby? pweeeease?
Oh definitely sparkly, I was floating on sunshine :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
It was brown and squishy and made me want to draw pictures on the walls
That's pretty standard for me.
This one time, I tried to draw sunflowers, but it just looked like poop smeared on a wall.
Oh poop graffiti
Now that is an art form to follw :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cindy
Now being full of sunshine, what else could it be!
Karen.
This thread is.. uh... pleasant.
I worked in a pathology lab where we had to deal with it all the time. Source of lots of really bad jokes to make it more pleasant to work there.
"HI, just bringing Dr (nasty piece of work) for a visit."
I am rather curious to wonder how many folks will get the analogy :laugh:
"I don't look, I just like to smell the TP"
LOL. I had to vote this just because it made me laugh, what a silly thread. :laugh:
This forum has sunken so low these days!
Well,...it wasn't exactly a goldfish, and it wasn't exactly swimming. It flew around on gossamer wings.
OK, I ate a bug and not a fairy.
Quote from: LightBulbs on July 01, 2011, 02:49:00 PM
Girls don't poop.
That must be it. I don't know how she does it but I have no knowledge or even suspicion of my wife doing that in many years. I only hear a little "poot" once or twice a year. I know she has to becasue I see her eat! ;D
Well i am an artist so what else would i do! But i deal with poo every day. I have to use newspaper to do it on and then fold it up and put it in a bucket when it gets full it gets hauled to a neighbors compost. In the winter it goes right into the wood stove. Moms is never on newspaper so i have to use newspaper to grab it and then haul it to the bucket outside. Our porta potty allows the pee to go down thru holes in a bag and the poo gets caught in the bag. Mostly its on toilet paper that moms poos on. I though always use two sheets of paper with one end folded to make a stronger end in case some pee slips out on it then i have to pour the pee before i lift it out. Yea i am into poo. We even have my mom take some castor oil if her gets tough to come out. That will really loosen her up. Then the whole bag gets tossed too. I also have mom take metamucil which makes the poo pretty soft so she can poos herself. Sometimes i have to squeeze her butt to make the poo come out. She doesn't like that. Yes as a caregiver in am into poo ... call me the poo :police:
Eeew, I don't like this thread. Guess it's my own fault for reading it...
Thanks for sharing M2, but that's just a little too much info :P This is meant to be a lighthearted silly thread about various people's dispositions
Quote from: V M on July 01, 2011, 05:45:48 PM
Thanks for sharing M2, but that's just a little too much info :P This is meant to be a lighthearted silly thread about various people's dispositions
OH ::)
roflmao ;D
I do commend you on doing the care work :) I was a caregiver in younger days and it's allot of hard work
As Karen said pathology on 'stools' is fraught with bad jokes. I also remember stool samples being sent to a lab by air and they 'exploded' in the cargo hold. The lab staff had to go and clean the cargo hold out.
Mmm fun job :laugh:
Cindy
I recall, when I was nursing, it seemed to be an important milestone for nurses when they could have a meal together, talking about stools and bowel movements generally.
True that. Remember the bowel book. :laugh:
Cindy
Funny about that. Nobody wanted to hear what Dad did today at work, over the dinner table either! :icon_blah: