Bizarre plans by allies to turn Hitler into a woman revealed in new book
WalesOnline
Aug 13 2011
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/need-to-read/2011/08/13/bizarre-plans-by-allies-to-turn-hitler-into-a-woman-revealed-in-new-book-91466-29230095/ (http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/need-to-read/2011/08/13/bizarre-plans-by-allies-to-turn-hitler-into-a-woman-revealed-in-new-book-91466-29230095/)
Bizarre plans hatched by the allies to win the second world war have been revealed for the first time – including a plot to turn Hitler into a woman.
Allies thought by smuggling female sex hormones into the fuhrer's food they could turn him into a woman and curb his aggressive impulses.
The plot was just one of a number of wacky schemes cooked up to break the war's stalemate, according to a new book by a Welsh-based author.
Wunderbar und merkwürdig.
The Sturm und Drang Führer out skipping through the Lilly fields.
Wtf?
Funny, I have in the past thought that doing that to Putin would fix some things.
Glad to see I am not the only sick puppy in the world.
Quote from: cynthialee on August 14, 2011, 09:24:52 AM
Funny, I have in the past thought that doing that to Putin would fix some things.
For some reason I read that as "Palin" first, and that's just hillarious... :)
HRT - Hitler Restraining Therapy!
(I couldn't resist)
Quote from: Zoë Natasha on August 14, 2011, 03:51:40 PM
HRT - Hitler Restraining Therapy!
(I couldn't resist)
Oh the many times I have wished that there were a "like" button on these forums. :P
Quote from: TheAwesomePrussia on August 14, 2011, 05:19:13 PM
Oh the many times I have wished that there were a "like" button on these forums. :P
THERE IS A PUSH THE REPUTATION BUTTON ON LEFT OF PERSON AND GIVE THEM A LIKE AND A POSITIVE ONE
Sound advice. Done!
A similar plot was hatched in the 60's to make Fidel Castro's beard fall out. All attempts to remove him ended with a botched assassination attempt on Castro and the assassination of JFK. LBJ didn't want any of this after he was sworn in.
Joelene
As soon as I read the thread title, my mind was bombarded with thousands of images of "Downfall" parodies with a female lead instead of a male actor.
On a related note, someone really needs to make a Downfall parody of this, if it hasn't been made already. Hitler could be ranting about the plot to turn him into a woman. It would be funny.
I suspect this story will become part of WW2 folklore soon. No doubt backed by discoveries of elaborate plans and influential backers. It's purpose will be invented soon after.
With the amount of utterly preposterus and far fetched notions, regularly taken as concrete fact, about WW2, it is unlikely this silly idea will be the subject of much scrutiny.
Though the feasability of using female hormones to reduce agression, not to mention the problems of actually smuggling the stuff in, given some of the utter nonsense we've already been convinced is fact, about Hitler's domestic life, doesn't seem to be much of an issue.
Still, never mind the quality, feel the width.
Just when I think I've some wild ideas... Someone's got me beat :P Beat by at least 60 years no less :laugh:
Ach Du lieber Gott! Jetzt auch daß noch! Was kommt dann als nächstes?
Afraid they'd have needed to do that to some his top aids too. (Heidrich, Himmler, Göbbels, Bormann, Göring...) See them sitting all together over coffee and cake doing girlie talk, hey.
Also to some, HRT would have had little more effect just turning him bitchy instead of plain aggro, - like he did when stamping his foot down and then biting the carpet in frustration.
A wacky plan, I agree.
Axelle
Always thought the Gestapo uniform would look cute with leather skirts, mini to go with the boots of course.
Abso->-bleeped-<-inglutely,
but will need have riding crop --- that's a MUST. Smacking leather boots in warm-up for real thing.
Gosh, how pervie... maybe black and silver hand-cuffs, eh.
A.
And very red lipstick, which needs to be retouched every 15 mins from the leather girly hand bag with the silver make up mirror. See blondes do have more fun.
Cindy
Oh, so it's you two getting in my dressing closet? Should have known :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO!
Definitely in need of laser, followed by electro.
So they rather got him rolled in a carpet and dowsed with gas.
Now that to care of everything.
Axelle
PS: we having our first real rain here after months, maybe it has this effect on my mood --- slightly over the top? :-)
Lady Ga Ga would do it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Lady Ga Ga would do it
Right, that honey is bizarre enough no need for a "Rotzbremse" (snot stopper).
Though I like her "Born this way" song a lot! ... "Don't be a Drag just be a Queen..." righto
Axelle
Bizarre plan to defeat Hitler by turning him into a woman revealed
by Steve Myall, Daily Mirror 15/08/2011
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/08/15/bizarre-plan-to-defeat-hitler-by-turning-him-into-a-woman-revealed-115875-23345117/ (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/08/15/bizarre-plan-to-defeat-hitler-by-turning-him-into-a-woman-revealed-115875-23345117/)
BRITAIN hatched a bizarre plan to win the Second World War by turning Hitler into a WOMAN.
The Allies secretly schemed to smuggle female sex hormones into the Fuhrer's food in an attempt to curb his aggression.
If the plot – like something out of TV comedy Blackadder – had gone ahead, it could have turned Herr Hitler into Her Hitler.
Eh, stranger things have happened:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_Project (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_Project)
The exploding sea shells are particularly surreal and the exploding cigar makes one wonder if the Marx Brothers weren't secretly running the CIA.
Quote from: spacial on August 15, 2011, 01:18:06 AM
I suspect this story will become part of WW2 folklore soon. No doubt backed by discoveries of elaborate plans and influential backers. It's purpose will be invented soon after.
With the amount of utterly preposterus and far fetched notions, regularly taken as concrete fact, about WW2, it is unlikely this silly idea will be the subject of much scrutiny.
Though the feasability of using female hormones to reduce agression, not to mention the problems of actually smuggling the stuff in, given some of the utter nonsense we've already been convinced is fact, about Hitler's domestic life, doesn't seem to be much of an issue.
Still, never mind the quality, feel the width.
Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned by slipping radioactive isotopes into his morning coffee. Anything's possible...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinenko (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinenko)
There are a million ways to commit murder. At least.
Quote from: regan on August 15, 2011, 09:40:31 AM
Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned by slipping radioactive isotopes into his morning coffee. Anything's possible...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinenko (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinenko)
With respect, if you believe that, then you'll no doubt believe that the allies considered changing Hitler into a woman.
Quote from: spacial on August 15, 2011, 10:13:56 AM
With respect, if you believe that, then you'll no doubt believe that the allies considered changing Hitler into a woman.
Though I do believe this...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-to-get-anyone-to-believe-clearly-fake-news-story/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-to-get-anyone-to-believe-clearly-fake-news-story/)
This all assumes that Hitler's actions were based around his gender/hormones, of course - imagine if he'd transitioned into a 2nd wave radfem Fühererin. The thought makes my Jewish-bio-male-trans-bisexual blood curdle.
I just leave this here: Look out Europe, we're going on tour.
Springtime for Hitler - The Producers(1968) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K08akOt2kuo#)
RIP Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel, well talk about bad taste!
Quote from: regan on August 15, 2011, 10:18:16 AM
Though I do believe this...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-to-get-anyone-to-believe-clearly-fake-news-story/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-to-get-anyone-to-believe-clearly-fake-news-story/)
My apologies Regan.
Sometimes my wit is overshadowed by my self importance.
Quote from: M2MtF2FtM on August 14, 2011, 05:27:28 PM
Quote from: TheAwesomePrussia on August 14, 2011, 05:19:13 PM
Oh the many times I have wished that there were a "like" button on these forums. :P
THERE IS A PUSH THE REPUTATION BUTTON ON LEFT OF PERSON AND GIVE THEM A LIKE AND A POSITIVE ONE
It's not the same thing. "Like" singles out the post as a good one. Reputation attaches to the poster, and the post goes unmarked.
Well, you can just quote the post and write "Like!" ;D
(INB4 "That's not the same thing either...")
Quote from: Zythyra on August 15, 2011, 09:06:49 AM
BRITAIN hatched a bizarre plan to win the Second World War by turning Hitler into a WOMAN.
I find the media's intent to sensationalize this disturbing. Clearly estrogen would not turn Hitler into a woman, as any of our FtM members can attest. What the media is
not reporting is that at this period in history psychiatrists were experimenting with estrogen to treat schizophrenia. Under the assumption that Hitler was schizophrenic, that's what they were planning to change.
That's the same theory they used to try and change gay males into straights using estrogen.
After recently reading the information that came with my Estradiol prescription, the idea may not have been as far fetched a solution as some of us here think! A nice little thrombus loosed in ol Adolph's blood stream (in his brain stem area) in 1940 would have certainly changed world history. The Patient Information Sheet I am looking at sounds like the stuff is a death sentence, and you are walking the green mile to the execution chamber every time you take one.
On the other hand, I worked for government too many years to discredit this off hand. Some of the brainstorming sessions I have sat in on could have ended up with them switching the water pipes in his bathroom so he would have scalded his backside off every time he took a dump.