A limerick is a five line 'poem' which is funny ad often disparaging, and good fun too write.
So I will start. Wrote your own limerick and we will vote on the worst,
There was a young lady called Cindy
The best limerick gets their name in for the next round. Not too obscene :laugh:
Cindy
Who had a crush on Indy
But Indy was taken
I think we're each supposed to write a whole limerick, folks :).
There was a young lady called Cindy
Whose outfits all came from Rawlpindi
She learned not to hurry
When cooking a curry -
Now her dresses are covered in bhindi
etc. ;D
Yes thanks Padma,
Hugs
Cindy
There was a young lady called Cindy
Whose outfitters were Mork & Mindy
But the iron-on vagina
Of which she's designer
Made her bank balance rise to infindy :)
[okay, I'll stop now... even I'm cringing]
Oh, I'm not that creative. >.<
There was a young lady called Cindy
Who lived in a place that was windy
She somehow caught rabies
From eating new babies
And now she somehow speaks Hindi ^.^
There once was a woman called Trista
Who fell out with a blonde haired mista
Not being a fighter
She grabbed a lighter
And gave the poor guy a blista.
Oh are we suppose to do the next person? Crap. >.<
No we are in the :
There was a young girl called Cindy'
da da da da etc
Plenty of times to have fun with other names late.
C
There was a young girl called Cindy. She drove a fast racecar at Indy. The wind blew off her skirt, her feelings were hurt, she didn't know it would be so windy!
No time to make up my own right now, but my personal fav was one I first heard many years ago on the '70s British comedy Are You Being Served:
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
was tattooed all the prices of ale
Whilst on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was precisely the same but in braille.
;D
(It's better to watch it... at about 13:00 in this video)
It's 'ta ta' to the tattoo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2mhkrYl3Fo#)
There was a lady name Cindy
From UK she moved down under
there she found a new life
taking care of her wife
+ creating quite a thunder
Maybe try the person above?
There was a farmer called M2M
Who decided to F2FtM
But who forgot to mention
Who was the former M2MtF2FtM
that eventually got out attention.
I enjoy this limerick game, making rhymes with somebodys name. But there's nothing uniquer, than a person called Pica, whose first and last names are the same.
We all know Padma the cutie, who took on Moderators duty. If you want to be mean, or won't keep things clean, you'll get warned along with the snooty.
Cindy knew there would be regret, in a thread with no safety net. It must be quite boring, the words that are pouring, out of my mouth won't stop just yet!
It's certainly quite unexpected, that no one here has elected, to write a short story, where Tracey gets glory, or completely dissected!
Please kindly give me your name, I will write you into this game. I'll shout and I'll curse, I'll think up some verse, for your fifteen minutes of fame!
There once was a girl named Tracey,
She became a little bit spacey.
She was in the Army,
But went a bit barmy.
Until they took her away.
Sorry, couldn't help it... ;) By the way, I still want my million dollars back... ;D
I see you've accepted my dare, to enter the limerick lair. Here is your rhyme, it took some time, it's as long as your flowing hair.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who carried his clams in a bucket.
The bottom fell out,
and how he did pout.
"I am so mad I could shout".
Gotcha (https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmileys.on-my-web.com%2Frepository%2FAnimals%2Fferret-3.gif&hash=f49e2f86761323f2abd9c33941920389dbb3b10f)
The woman named Grrl1nside, came here not looking to hide, not just some cutie, she's really a beauty, and will make a wonderful bride!
Now it has really begun! Janet is here for some fun! I'll make a nice post, cuz' I like her the most, and I don't want to make her run!
I've hijacked this limerick thread, but my face isn't turning red. I have no remorse, I am the source, of half the limericks you've read!
I'ld like to say hi to Tracey, who is probably dressed in something racey. She's quick on the limerick draw, but I'll lay down the law. And send her straight to bed.
You are rather good at these silly things, your words take off with spritely wings. You can rhyme with anyone's name, which will result in a great deal of fame. So when are you releasing your book? ;D
At the "Limericks Anonymous" meeting, they gave me the "HI TRACEY" greeting. I stayed there all night, trying to get right, at least there was comfortable seating! No book just yet!
Tracey got the poetic flu, slowly sniffing achoo! Desperate to write limericks, made her increasingly sick. So she switched to haiku. LOL. >:-)
Tonight I've written a few ,but I can't think of anything new. The limericks have been light, and made my night. But now it is time I bid you 'Adieu.'
Thanks Tracey and all. Most enjoyable evening. Movie time...
Cindy is in awe, of the talent of yor, and in a way disappointed, for the thread to endure, Tracey is now appointed.
You are good hun, for some reason my notifications haven't been working. :embarrassed:
Cindy
Thank you, and I'd like to say, that you can blame Cindy today. She got me started, and then she departed, now everyone else has to pay!...............AND..............Tracey has been to Nantucket, she carries a list in a bucket, of the things she must do, before she is through, like learning how to tuck it!
At the rules I've just taken a look, and discovered a legal hook. If anyone gets paid, for these rhymes that we've made, it will be Susan selling that book!
Well that would be a crime, stealing our rhymes. All in the name of copyright... Can't we claim our moral rights? And still pocket some dimes...
There was a girl named Cindy, unfortunately she felt rather windy. She went to the gent's can. But they said no ma'am. You need to go with the Mindy's.
Don't worry, we all know you pass! LOL... ;)
I know a girl named Irish Janet. Limericks, she wanted to ban it. Sextets are gold, although they are rather old. And no one gave a wit.
I knew a person named Pica, who was rather fond of the Inca. Climbing up Machu Pichu's steps, they threw out their hips. And decided to throw a stinker.
I know a girl named Trista, she could be my sister. Beautiful long hair. Made everyone stare. She is no longer a mister.
I walked away from this thread, to get new ideas in my head. I peed half a litre, when a talking cheetah, told me my limericks he'd read!
That's some good writing, sister! Your lovely ode to Trista! She'll feel a rush, her face will blush, and none will be able to resist her!...............M2MtF2FtM had a life that was pure, of that you can be sure! Those Pennsylvania hills, with their nighttime chills, are part of natures cure!
I'll add a few more to work on the rest of those in the thread that I've missed. This one was tough and hope I don't offend but it was a challenge. And no, these first few lines are not a limerick.
There once was a person called M2MtF2FtM.
Multi-gendered like the colours of M&Ms.
All to feel better,
They added more letters.
By latching on to S&M.
There once was a girl named Padma
And she faced quite a dilemma.
Somehow she got with child
Upon which the forums went wild
She sniffed "but all I wanted to be was a grandma."
I've done everyone in this thread. Well, the ones who haven't fled! Some have stayed on, and played until dawn. No, I'm not talking about bed!
Anyone notice something about Tracey's last message?
Notice the number 666, the message from River Styx. She couldn't stop diddling, due to the devil's fiddling. He kept her 'til dawn for kicks.
I will not write any others after this last one as I've covered everyone in the thread. If a new person writes then I might awaken from hibernation.
There once was a girl named Zoe.
Who shacked up with a rather nice boy.
They lived together in Denver
Irregardless of their gender.
But got kicked out of the apartment for making too much noise...
Faux pas! Blunder! Mistake! The kind only I can make! I forgot about Zoe, and you should know, I'll probably be burned at the stake!
Lucifer came to this thread, we all were filled with dread. Not looking for a soul, but a different role, he wanted to be Luci instead!
KAT's like me are bad at rhymes.
LordKat is facing a calamity! A crime against humanity! We must teach him rhyming, and some basic timing, so he can use words like womanatee!
"KATS like me are bad at rhymes." You've mentioned that a couple times. Tell me I'm not dinner, and I'll write you a winner, to avoid marination in limes!***********I thought I'd be eaten raw, but when I looked close I saw, lettuce and tomatoes, beans and potatoes, in the vegetarian KATs maw!*************You told me to take a walk, when I told you a KAT could talk. Now you can stare, at the evidence there, is it me or does the KAT sound like Spock?******Thanks for being a good sport, LordKAT! I hope!
Kat's like me are bad at rhymes.
We're into far bigger lyrical crimes.
Can't take the spots off my back, jack.
Try to peel one off and I'll attack.
My claws are out and I'm biding my time...
From limerick to rap star...
Tracey,
You did excellent and seem to have quite the memory. I enjoyed them all.
grrl1inside,
You did excellent also.
It's over, this limerick vacation! So without further provocation, the Limericks Queen, is back on the scene, enjoying her chosen vocation!
To post in this limericks forum, requires a certain decorum. Sometimes they're good, sometimes you should, do your best to ignore them!
Helena, Gravitys Child, Rock Chick! Your wheeled equipment is trick! Past me you roared, on your sweet longboard, and I was keeping up with traffic!
Zoe said she had no time, to spin us all a nice rhyme. Now I'll start baiting, we're all still waiting. Limerick evasion is a crime!
So Tracey's the Limerick Queen!
In Spanish her name is thirteen
But everyone's lucky
Who encounters this plucky
Bostonian rockin' marine :D.
Cindy appointed me to this role, we didn't use a voters poll. Tracey's my name, thirteen is the same? Coincidence, no hablo espanol!************It certainly is worth noting. 'twas Cindy who cancelled the voting. She knew we'd fight, for half the night, that's why she's gone out boating!
There once was a woman named Cindy
Who was married to a to a guy named Lindy
Though she smiled that she was taken
She couldn't even cook bacon
Now she lives outside where it's windy
There once was a man from Poughkeepsie
Who liked to find women that were tipsy
At first they would whine
But when they saw his "big 9"
They smiled and weren't whistling Dixie!vnckwp
Nice limericks. :D
it's a shame i'm rubbish at them. XD
This limericks thread has been loafy, but I've written another trophy. A chatter named Jane, came down Forum Lane, introducing herself as Sophie!