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Community Conversation => Non-binary talk => Topic started by: Pica Pica on August 31, 2011, 08:13:13 AM

Title: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Pica Pica on August 31, 2011, 08:13:13 AM
There would be less of this.

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- A truly horrifying link -

QuoteWho has time for homework when there's a new Justin Bieber album out? She'll love this tee that's just as cute and sassy as she is.

Eeesh.


However, maybe this jumper would still exist, but any pretty people could wear it?

All pretty people should be aware not to challenge an ugly person to a fight, the ugly person has nothing to lose.


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Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on August 31, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
I have a 14 yr old daughter. She has done model shoots at times. She also designs dresses, etc that she has won some awards for. But, she's just as comfortable with sweaty horse hair on herself, and horsesh*t on the bottoms of her boots. She wouldn't wear any of those.

And I hope you are not implying that you are ugly. You're not. Also, in a crowd of people you would be easy to find. Just keep moving towards the glow of friendliness until you spot Pica. You stand out in a crowd, that friendly look about you shines with a rare beauty.

Ativan
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Annah on August 31, 2011, 11:06:47 AM
lol i think the tshirt is cute
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: tekla on August 31, 2011, 11:44:48 AM
Face it, no one asks what you're GPA was when you're on the pole.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Padma on August 31, 2011, 11:48:24 AM
North or south pole?
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: tekla on August 31, 2011, 11:50:57 AM
geographic or magnetic?
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Post by: foosnark on August 31, 2011, 12:13:46 PM
African or European?
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: JungianZoe on August 31, 2011, 01:36:53 PM
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Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on August 31, 2011, 02:34:04 PM
Where is the south magnetic pole?? I mean you hear about the north one and where it's moving, etc. all the time.

Is there a magnetic south pole and does anyone care if it's moving around too?

Ativan
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: tekla on August 31, 2011, 03:14:24 PM
Last time anyone tried to figure out where it was, we in 2005, when it was calculated to lie at 64°31′48″S 137°51′36″E
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on August 31, 2011, 03:23:41 PM
Wonder why it seems to be less important. Gov't conspiracy?
Here,..focus on the north pole while we...
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Pica Pica on August 31, 2011, 03:26:23 PM
I think it's because the only way is up, baby, for you and me now.

Yazz - The Only Way Is Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtKADQnjQmc#)
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on August 31, 2011, 03:35:14 PM
LOL
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Pica Pica on August 31, 2011, 04:04:46 PM
First album I ever bought.

But should be the new rickroll.

- A 'yazzyelp'
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Annah on September 01, 2011, 01:34:39 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on August 31, 2011, 03:26:23 PM
I think it's because the only way is up, baby, for you and me now.

Yazz - The Only Way Is Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtKADQnjQmc#)

omg, shoulder padded pleather jackets and bicycle shorts.....had a bad flashback
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Taka on September 02, 2011, 03:12:10 PM
Quote from: @ivan on August 31, 2011, 03:23:41 PM
Wonder why it seems to be less important. Gov't conspiracy?
Here,..focus on the north pole while we...
it doesn't just seem less important. it is less important. just tell your compass to point to magnetic south and see if it cares..

but one day the magnetic poles will change places, and down shall be the new way
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: espo on September 02, 2011, 03:34:10 PM
Maybe the gov't conspirasy is  there's no such thing as magnetic south
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 02, 2011, 04:14:42 PM
Quote from: Taka on September 02, 2011, 03:12:10 PM
it doesn't just seem less important. it is less important. just tell your compass to point to magnetic south and see if it cares..

but one day the magnetic poles will change places, and down shall be the new way
If you were closer (sorta south of the equator) the other end of your compass would point magnetic south(unless the gov 't has messed with it).
What do people in Australia use? And is south at the top of the map? Are they part of the conspiracy?

Ativan
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: mimpi on September 10, 2011, 07:24:44 AM
Isn't Magnetic North nowhere near True North anyway?  God knows how that all works...
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Taka on September 10, 2011, 03:20:13 PM
Quote from: @ivan on September 02, 2011, 04:14:42 PM
If you were closer (sorta south of the equator) the other end of your compass would point magnetic south(unless the gov 't has messed with it).
What do people in Australia use? And is south at the top of the map? Are they part of the conspiracy?

Ativan
i guess it really does point south if you're closer to the south pole. wish i knew what people in australia use, probably gps. i for my part like to use the stars because they don't lie as much as the magnetic poles, and i don't like to be dependent on batteries to find my way
Quote from: mimpi on September 10, 2011, 07:24:44 AM
Isn't Magnetic North nowhere near True North anyway?  God knows how that all works...
nowhere near, and drifting it's own ways. used to be in canada, but is currently on its way to russia
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 10, 2011, 03:50:31 PM
I'll bet our Gov't screwed it all up and sent it on it's way to Russia. The mobsters will find a way to make people pay for using it.

Or...we just lost it and it's never coming back.

Aliens are just screwing with us to keep our minds off of crop circles.

Paranoid
Ativan  ;)
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: mimpi on September 10, 2011, 07:24:49 PM
All your магнитный север are belong to us ;D
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 10, 2011, 08:00:47 PM
Но у нас есть более мощный южный магнитный полюс >:-)
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: mimpi on September 10, 2011, 08:16:54 PM
> cue Godfather soundtrack...

Bacia la mano piciotto!
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 10, 2011, 08:49:18 PM
lol :D
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Vyn on September 17, 2011, 07:43:18 PM
Yikes that shirt in the OP makes me want to add it to the fireplace blaze in front of me...

As for magnetism, nearby volcanoes and mountains have metal deposits that mess with compasses, so finding north isn't as simple as it should be sometimes.  That's uncooperative geography for you.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Devlyn on September 17, 2011, 08:00:16 PM
It has nothing to do with magnetism, it's the paint on the end of the compass needle that's attracted to the north pole.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: kyle_lawrence on September 21, 2011, 10:16:11 PM
//Tries to pull the thread back on track. 
Topic People!!

If Androgynes were the future,  nothing would ever get done because we would all be too busy going off topic and debating over whether fruitcake is delicious or disgusting.  The whole world would be one giant.... Hey look!    Shiny thing!!!!!!
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Pica Pica on September 22, 2011, 12:45:54 AM
Quote from: kyle_lawrence on September 21, 2011, 10:16:11 PM
//Tries to pull the thread back on track. 
Topic People!!

If Androgynes were the future,  nothing would ever get done because we would all be too busy going off topic and debating over whether fruitcake is delicious or disgusting.  The whole world would be one giant.... Hey look!    Shiny thing!!!!!!

It's like multi-tasking, but without the dirty 'task' part.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 22, 2011, 10:52:07 AM
Multi-shiny things. It hurts to be between several shiny things at once, mind working overtime to decide which shiny thing takes precedence over the others. And the thought of losing one of them, well...

What?
Ativan
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Padma on September 22, 2011, 11:08:18 AM
Possible solution: be a shiny thing!! Then you can lose yourself in the forest and end up in a m->-bleeped-<-ie's nest (or someone bakes you into a fruitcake, or...)
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: foosnark on September 22, 2011, 11:57:54 AM
I *am* a shiny thing.  Why just the other day,

SQUIRREL!!
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: kyle_lawrence on September 22, 2011, 09:43:52 PM
just to make sure this thread never makes it back on topic (was there even one to begin with? something about a shirt?) a LOLcat.

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Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 22, 2011, 10:12:32 PM
I want a cat with a bowl around it's head.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ZaidaZadkiel on September 22, 2011, 10:36:47 PM
Jesus christ, it seems that nobody in here ever finishes what they
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 22, 2011, 10:42:48 PM
started. I mean it could be...
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Padma on September 23, 2011, 04:02:09 AM
a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag... or is it a squid-eating doe in a polyethylene bag? Keeps me awake at night, wondering.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: foosnark on September 23, 2011, 08:38:53 AM
I has some squid-eating dough once.  It accidentally ate an octopus once and was sick for days.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Photonic Soul on September 23, 2011, 10:55:32 AM
Great! Now I'm craving salt and pepper squid, or is that salt and pepper chicken wings, or maybe buffalo chicken wings.  I'm just hungry.

There used to be the place that served delicious schezuan chicken wings. They closed down years ago and I haven't found anywhere else, nor could I replicate them. >:(

Now I'm craving those.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: mimpi on September 23, 2011, 12:02:15 PM
Re: If androgynes were the future.... We would break out of the forest and conquer the world by the power of love.
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Post by: ZaidaZadkiel on September 23, 2011, 04:23:50 PM
Quote from: mimpi on September 23, 2011, 12:02:15 PM
Re: If androgynes were the future.... We would break out of the forest and conquer the world by the power of love.
and breaking into epic guitar solos of record-breaking duration.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 23, 2011, 04:37:41 PM
We each have our own theme music when we're out and about.

Ativan
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Padma on September 23, 2011, 04:54:16 PM
My brain is the 8-bar sampler from hell. It picks up whatever it hears as I go about and loops it until I notice it and find something new - even if it's some godawful crap being played in a shop I happen to walk past.

Right now it's looping Morcheeba. Could be worse.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 23, 2011, 04:57:12 PM
Elevator Muzak
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Padma on September 23, 2011, 05:00:28 PM
Yes, that would be worse :). Or Anthony & the Johnsons (brrrrrr... shudder...)
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Post by: Pica Pica on September 23, 2011, 05:11:07 PM
Quote from: Padma on September 23, 2011, 04:02:09 AM
a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag... or is it a squid-eating doe in a polyethylene bag? Keeps me awake at night, wondering.

Whichever, it's still fast and bulbous.

I have suede in my head, great band.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Padma on September 23, 2011, 05:50:39 PM
A Tin Teardrop Explodes
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Post by: ativan on September 23, 2011, 05:57:46 PM
Seriously, I heard Stairway to Heaven on elevator music once.
But, I also got up and danced with a really cute chubby girl to the polka version of the same song.
It was a polka festival in southern MN.
It was a good day.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ZaidaZadkiel on September 23, 2011, 06:22:10 PM
my earworms are psychedelic.
I start with a tiny sample of a song, some lyrics and such, and then it goes on loop forever, but then each time something changes and then after a while I have a new composition which has nothing to do with the original.

Sometimes I actually have to stop and try to remember what was the original earworm.

Im sure thats indicative of some brain disorder.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: ativan on September 23, 2011, 06:27:55 PM
I have ear rocks. Really, look'm up.
That's not a brain disorder though.
I have to hold on to something every once in a while or I fall down.
Today was particularly bad. And I had a showing of some of my stuff.
So I guess I act as loonie as I look?
earworms, mmm....
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Pica Pica on September 24, 2011, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: @ivan on September 23, 2011, 05:57:46 PM
Seriously, I heard Stairway to Heaven on elevator music once.

I thought it was elevator music.
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: caseyy on September 24, 2011, 02:49:45 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on September 23, 2011, 05:11:07 PM
Whichever, it's still fast and bulbous.

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Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: Gabby on September 25, 2011, 02:40:25 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on September 23, 2011, 05:11:07 PM
Whichever, it's still fast and bulbous.

I have suede in my head, great band.
I haven't listened to Suede in ages, time to find some vids, ahhh they still sound great :)
Title: Re: If androgynes were the future....
Post by: mimpi on September 25, 2011, 09:54:02 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on September 24, 2011, 01:42:27 AM
I thought it was elevator music.

Nah, it's just carp.