I hope you remember that 19 September is The International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Yes me 'arties.
So some Pirate posts are required.
Now where did I put my parrot
The fine lass Cindy
Arrr, but I be to be given a wonder wens exactellectally pirate's week be upon the hosts and crustaceans of the seven seas... Blind cats and hell's fire but today be the day!!! Hoist yer sails!!!
Aaaaarrr - V M me heartie, your avatarrrrrr just blew my fuses ;D
Padma with a patch you'd make quite a sexy pirate.
Always check the size of the cutlass
Cindy.
Heh, I read that as: "Always check the size of the cut, lass!" ;D
Actually, I am quite a dashing dyke when I'm in a frilly-fronted white shirt :). (...and I just bought my girlfriend a cat o'nine tails, but shhh, it's a surprise...)
Aaaaaarrrrr!!
I've always had problems getting the parrot ->-bleeped-<- out of my blouse.
Cindy
When it comes to parrots, it's prudent to keep your friends close, and your enemas closer :).
Chinese Pirate talk. I'm impressed.
Where is Bluebeard's treasure buried?
Have spade, will travel
:laugh:Cindy
I wouldn't mind being Cap'n Jill Sparrow - if I didn't have to drink so much! A bit of Orlando, a bit of Kiera... a fine cocktail, aaarrrrr!!
Where does a pirate bury their treasure?
*Hint* - It's called booty
Booty be in the eye of the beholderrrrr... ;D
On those lonely nights, Long John Silver needs more than one set of batteries.
Are you washing your treasure?
Arrr, no, I likes it salty...
Now where do I get the fifteen men to play with my chest?
How many pirates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Not sure, but it'd have to be a rather large light bulb arrr
Yo ho ho and a joggle of bum...
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Joelene
Aaaaaar! Pirates Day be here! I'll finish me coffee and be right with ye! Arrrrrh!
Arr, and the shoppe "The Good Pirate" in Main Road, be closed today Jim boy, Arr. They'd be off to the pillaging they would arr.
I can't say much .. they made me walk the plank :o
and i ain't no mattey
but that doesn't matter i am fish food now
Well i am a lesbian <fish>
As someone born in the Westcountry who still struggles with the 'R's' this is a cruel, cruel thread! Next it will be combine harvester jokes... ;D
Edit: thart should'ave rred combyne 'arrvesterr
Oi'll give you the key, moi loverrrrrr.... (as someone who's spent a fifth of his/her life in the south west, and be now 'appily back in Devon, loike... :))
A pirate be in a bar one night with the helm down the front of his pants. The bar maid serves him his rum an' sez, "Do you know you have a helm in your pants?"
And he sez, "Arr, it's drivin' my nuts."
Is that a helm in yer pants, or are ye just pleased to sea me? :)
How many pirates does it take to wrestle a ferocious sea serpent?
ALL HANDS ON DECK!!! ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!
Arrrrrr, here be a limerick fer all ye semen and landlubbers alike!************I'll be a pirates cutie, but it be me pirate girl duty, to git me fair share, o' that treasure chest there, afore he gets any booty!