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General Discussions => General discussions => ARGHHH! => Topic started by: Devlyn on October 12, 2011, 01:23:25 PM

Title: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: Devlyn on October 12, 2011, 01:23:25 PM
It happened right here in Massachusetts, a couple and their child couldn't find their way out and called the police. The worst part is hearing the husband repeatedly calling "Hello K9" to guide the dog in, the best part is the dispatcher asking "Sir, how old are you?" The 9-1-1 call is on the internet. People can be so pathetic!
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: Fighter on October 13, 2011, 08:50:37 AM
...Really?

....

LOL! ;D This just made my day!
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: Z7Z on October 13, 2011, 05:54:42 PM
And the best part is, when they called 911 they were less than one minute away from getting out of the maze!  ::)
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: Devlyn on October 13, 2011, 06:33:47 PM
Yeah, and a note to criminals: If the police send a dog after you, wait until it gets close, then shout "Hello K9!" The dog will greet you in a friendly manner and lead you to safety!
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: Mahsa Tezani on October 14, 2011, 01:36:10 AM
I want in a maze today at this haunted house place. It was scary.
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: justmeinoz on October 14, 2011, 07:00:44 AM
They didn't think to just walk though it in a straight line? Stuff the corn!
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: tekla on October 14, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
They didn't think to just walk though it in a straight line? Stuff the corn!

How can I tell you've never walked through a living corn field?  It's not that easy.  Corn leaves are fairly sharp and will shred cotton clothing pretty fast.

That being said, I hate police interference in a perfect Darwin moment.


/long time Iowa farm girl
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: Devlyn on October 14, 2011, 04:02:23 PM
"I hate police interference in a perfect Darwin moment." Oh, that's priceless!
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: Sage on October 14, 2011, 04:36:56 PM
Why can't I stop laughing at this?  ;D
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: Cindy on October 15, 2011, 02:02:48 AM
Ah the benefits of modern education.
Title: Re: Call 9-1-1, I'm stuck in a corn maze?
Post by: Devlyn on October 17, 2011, 04:34:50 PM
So now a local zoo lost two of their zebras, and I thought, hopefully they wander into the corn maze. NOTHING escapes the corn maze!