My friend showed me this site recently after I had gotten into the Phoenix Wright series. For those of you that don't know, it's a series of games for DS (GBA in Japan) in which you play as a defense attorney for people wrongly convicted of murder. Anyway, the site lets you take the lawyers from the game, make them scream "OBJECTION!", and then say whatever you want them to say. It's actually pretty fun!
Here's the site: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php)
Here's an example: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5313829 (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5313829)
Also you can use (tunes) when writing the script to add music that would fit the situation.
Have fun!