I thought it would be cool to have the "Have you ever..." thread in addition to the "Would you rather..." thread because it exposes the darkest and dirtiest secrets among us... if you are ready and want to participate, that is! Heh
Ready?
Have you ever had sex in public?
Yes.
Have you ever farted while with a boyfriend/girlfriend?
:D
Yes, oops! heh
Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 17, 2011, 10:40:22 AM
Yes, oops! heh
Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Yes
Have you ever woken up with someone and couldn't remember their name?
Quote from: michelle666 on December 17, 2011, 10:43:12 AM
Yes
Have you ever woken up with someone and couldn't remember their name?
omg i am ashamed to admit this, but yes, too many times, lol.
Have you ever shoplifted from a store before?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 17, 2011, 10:50:06 AM
omg i am ashamed to admit this, but yes, too many times, lol.
Have you ever shoplifted from a store before?
Yes.
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes, I have been. :embarrassed:
Have you ever filched anyting from those open cansisters with scoop-it-yourself food (like nuts, chocolate, oatmeals, etc) from grocery stores?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 17, 2011, 11:01:09 AM
Yes, I have been. :embarrassed:
Have you ever filched anyting from those open cansisters with scoop-it-yourself food (like nuts, chocolate, oatmeals, etc) from grocery stores?
Yes.
Have you ever dined and dashed?
uhm no I dont think , I cant remember when..
have you ever drinked somebody drunk just so it could be more easy for you to move on your perverted fanstasys whit this person.?
Quote from: Natkat on December 17, 2011, 11:24:24 PM
uhm no I dont think , I cant remember when..
have you ever drinked somebody drunk just so it could be more easy for you to move on your perverted fanstasys whit this person.?
yes i have, i think sex and alcohol make the best combination ever >:-)
have you cheated on a partener?
Have you ever woken up with someone and couldn't remember their name?
That's why words like 'dear', 'honey' and 'sweetheart' were invented.
Quote from: ananicole on December 18, 2011, 01:45:42 AM
yes i have, i think sex and alcohol make the best combination ever >:-)
have you cheated on a partener?
I guess you could say so yes.
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have you ever kissed a stranger you didnt talk to or knew the name of?
Didn't talk to, yes, but I knew their name.
Have you ever cut your hair as a kid thinking you knew what you were doing?
I know I have.
yes,
have you ever played with your old toys (not adult toys) as an adult?
Yes, :) I m a barbie doll lover
Have you ever given someone an erotic massage?
I guess you could say so,
have you ever pretended to like someone because you felt sorry about rejejcting them right away?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 17, 2011, 10:23:17 AM
I thought it would be cool to have the "Have you ever..." thread in addition to the "Would you rather..." thread because it exposes the darkest and dirtiest secrets among us... if you are ready and want to participate, that is! Heh
Ready?
Have you ever had sex in public?
No I haven't, have you? by the way how does this subject relate to 'Male to female transsexual talk'?
Quote from: Natkat on December 18, 2011, 03:15:09 PM
I guess you could say so,
have you ever pretended to like someone because you felt sorry about rejejcting them right away?
yes, many times :embarrassed:
have u ever had sex with a relative?
Quote from: ananicole on December 18, 2011, 03:52:54 PM
yes, many times :embarrassed:
have u ever had sex with a relative?
When I was 14 my cousin Mary cough me in the act of stealing her panties. Long story short, we had sex; we were both so hot it was scorching. We never did it again, but every time we will see each other we will smile as our eyes will meet.
QuoteHave you ever had sex in public?
Nopes.
QuoteHave you ever farted while with a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nope, but I have farted around girls I wanted to date. :(
QuoteHave you ever slapped someone in the face?
I can't remember ever doing something violent.
QuoteHave you ever woken up with someone and couldn't remember their name?
No lol.
QuoteHave you ever shoplifted from a store before?
When I was 12 I stole a plastic deinonychus claw from a museum gift shop.
QuoteHave you ever been arrested?
Nopes.
QuoteHave you ever filched anyting from those open cansisters with scoop-it-yourself food (like nuts, chocolate, oatmeals, etc) from grocery stores?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!When I was very young I used to always ask to come to the grocery store with my mom, and I'd then run right to those bins and sneak a handful of yogurt pretzels.
QuoteHave you ever dined and dashed?
Nope.
Quotehave you ever drinked somebody drunk just so it could be more easy for you to move on your perverted fanstasys whit this person.?
I've had that done TO me, but I'd never do that to someone.
Quotehave you cheated on a partener?
NO NEVER.
Quotehave you ever kissed a stranger you didnt talk to or knew the name of?
Nope.
Quote
Have you ever cut your hair as a kid thinking you knew what you were doing?
I never wanted my hair cut. I wanted to anti-cut it and make it longer.
Quotehave you ever played with your old toys (not adult toys) as an adult?
Haha I would if I had someone to play with. Legos are still awesome.
QuoteHave you ever given someone an erotic massage?
I wish. :-\
Quotehave you ever pretended to like someone because you felt sorry about rejejcting them right away?
No, I never lead people on.
Quotehave u ever had sex with a relative?
Ew no.
Quote from: Naturally Blonde on December 18, 2011, 03:17:41 PM
No I haven't, have you? by the way how does this subject relate to 'Male to female transsexual talk'?
I am promoting this so we all get to know each other better instead of narrating about our lives. :)
Quote from: Lily on December 18, 2011, 08:25:14 PM
Nopes.
Nope, but I have farted around girls I wanted to date. :(
I can't remember ever doing something violent.
No lol.
When I was 12 I stole a plastic deinonychus claw from a museum gift shop.
Nopes.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was very young I used to always ask to come to the grocery store with my mom, and I'd then run right to those bins and sneak a handful of yogurt pretzels.
Nope.
I've had that done TO me, but I'd never do that to someone.
NO NEVER.
Nope.
I never wanted my hair cut. I wanted to anti-cut it and make it longer.
Haha I would if I had someone to play with. Legos are still awesome.
I wish. :-\
No, I never lead people on.
Ew no.
you forgot to add your own question for the next poster! :)
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 18, 2011, 10:35:39 PM
you forgot to add your own question for the next poster! :)
Ohhh oops. :D
Have you ever accidentally eaten the inedible wrapping on cheese because you thought it was the cheese's crust? (I did this recently :laugh: )
Not with cheese, but I did eat the inedible wrapper of a slice of kosher hard salami. When I was six. LOL!
Have you ever practiced making girly sex noises?
Yes xD
Have you ever got ready in the morning for school on a weekend?
Have you ever had sex in public?
-- Yes, my first GF loved it in public, out at the coast on the cliffs over Bodega Bay, I did her once in the back of a pick-up going accross the Golden Gate Bridge. Also: on an airplane in the seats, in a van with other people sleeping, I have gone to lots of sex-positive events & I'm pretty positive about sex, so.... and and I love to have sex in the spot-booth while a show is going on (but one that doesn't use spots).
Have you ever farted while with a boyfriend/girlfriend?
-- Yeah, that's how you know they are your BF/GF.
Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
-- Slapped? No. Hit with fist or something heaver, yes.
Have you ever woken up with someone and couldn't remember their name?
-- Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I never asked it in the first place, I use 'honey' and 'dear' and that's good enough.
Have you ever shoplifted from a store before?
-- I'm sure I must have when I was very little, but I don't remember it. My parents would not have tolerated that.
Have you ever been arrested?
-- yes, both socially and politically.
Have you ever filched anyting from those open cansisters with scoop-it-yourself food (like nuts, chocolate, oatmeals, etc) from grocery stores?
-- No
Have you ever dined and dashed?
-- No.
have you ever drinked somebody drunk just so it could be more easy for you to move on your perverted fanstasys whit this person.?
-- Well unless your are holding them down and pouring it down their throat you really can't do this, they have to be complicit. And it might make it easier to screw them, but the real perverted fantasy stuff really requires sobriety. And though I've never liked coke in terms of doing it myself, it's amazing how well it works as bitch bait - or at least did back in the day. Girls would be totally offended if you offered them $25 to $50 for sex - but give them 25-50 worth of blow and ...
have you cheated on a partner?
-- Technically no, as I never made that promise to anyone. But yes, in the same house, yes, in the next room while they were sleeping, yes.
have you ever kissed a stranger you didnt talk to or knew the name of?
-- Yes. (reference the Dropkick Murphy's song, Kiss Me I'm ->-bleeped-<-faced.)
Have you ever cut your hair as a kid thinking you knew what you were doing?
-- No, I talked someone else into it once, but I never cut my hair.
have you ever played with your old toys (not adult toys) as an adult?
-- Yes, I kept them and my kids used them and I'd played with them when I was raising my kids. And I took my huge Lego collection to college with me, so yes.
Have you ever given someone an erotic massage?
-- Every massage is potentially an erotic massage. And I do lots of massages. About 20% turn out going in that direction. Once the lotion comes out it's all over.
have you ever pretended to like someone because you felt sorry about rejejcting them right away?
-- No, I make sure it does not get there, but I don't reject people either (except as intimate partners or co-workers, which is kind of the same thing).
have u ever had sex with a relative?
My relative or yours? Yes for two of my relatives, I'm not sure about how many of your relatives I've done.
Eat the wrapper? No, but I've had burgers that I'm sure the wrapper would have tasted better.
Get ready for school on the weekend? Nope.
So, have you ever had sex in a 'forbidden' place. Like a church, or your parents bed, your bosses desk, or...
Me, I had sex on the desk of the Dean of the Law School the night before the official opening of the building as an undergrad, and had sex several times in the chapel there.
If Tekla is going to answer them all, I can too. But are we going by ever, or only as a girl? I'm answering both ways, because the differences are telling.
Have you ever had sex in public?
I had sex outside, but nowhere I ever expected to get caught. Or did.
No way.
Have you ever farted while with a boyfriend/girlfriend?
As loud as I could, for laughs.
Not on purpose.
Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Only to try and make them throw a punch.
No way.
Have you ever woken up with someone and couldn't remember their name?
Once, but I had a morning woody and boinked her again anyway.
About half the time.
Have you ever shoplifted from a store before?
Not if I could afford to buy it.
Takes the Fifth.
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes, and went to jail.
Yes, but they let me go.
Have you ever filched anyting from those open cansisters with scoop-it-yourself food (like nuts, chocolate, oatmeals, etc) from grocery stores?
You mean samples? Duh.
Yeah but not off the top. Ick!
Have you ever dined and dashed?
Yeah, but I was hungry and broke.
Yeah, but I left a big tip. Just kidding. Really no.
have you ever drinked somebody drunk just so it could be more easy for you to move on your perverted fanstasys whit this person.?
No, but I lied to woman and got her to marry me so I could move on my fantasies.
No, but I did enable a girl to get drunk so I could get it on with her, after several dates and lots of kissing.
have you cheated on a partner?
I was a guy. Duh.
No, and I don't think I would, but I fantasize about it.
have you ever kissed a stranger you didnt talk to or knew the name of?
At Mardi Gras.
It's only kissing, duh!
Have you ever cut your hair as a kid thinking you knew what you were doing?
Yes.
I cut my own hair (and wig) now. It's not that hard.
have you ever played with your old toys (not adult toys) as an adult?
Yes.
Yes.
Have you ever given someone an erotic massage?
Yes.
Yes.
have you ever pretended to like someone because you felt sorry about rejejcting them right away?
No.
Yes.
have u ever had sex with a relative?
No.
No.
Eat the wrapper?
Yes.
No.
Practice sex noises?
No.
Yes.
Get ready for school on the weekend?
No, but often got ready for a weekend on a school day.
Never went to school when I was a girl.
So, have you ever had sex in a 'forbidden' place. Like a church, or your parents bed, your bosses desk, or... [/b]
No.
In my apartment, with my girlfriend, while my wife was at work. Does that count?
You are not supposed to answer them all, but oh well..
So what is the next "have you ever" question?
Lol I was about to say just that.
And have you ever eaten dog/cat food?
No, I have never eaten it although some of it looks tempting when you are fiercely starving - LOL
Have you ever been to an orgy?
No, but it's on the to-do list.
Have you every wondered why this thread seems centered around deviant behavior? ;)
Yes, but it doesn't surprise me. ;D
Have you ever eaten an insect or spider?
Yes x_x
I was running and a bug got in my mouth.
It tastes sour!!
Have you ever said the wrong person's name while having sex?
xD
No but I almost did.... I had just broken up with her and was doing the one night stand rebound thing. Oh Lord
Ok
Have you ever arrived on a blind date and paid someone else to stand in for you due to what the other person looked like?
Haha, I can't say I have, but I try to avoid blind dates.
Have you ever been so drunk that you read numbers on a sign to be the time?
You mean to be on time? Yes I have blinked bleary eyed at my phone many times. lol
Have you ever maxed out a credit card?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 20, 2011, 11:08:02 PM
Have you ever maxed out a credit card?
Yes
Have you ever wanted to be a particular guy/girl? (It could be someone you (used to) know or a celebrity, but not a fictional character.)
yes I had wish to be classmates, or people from tv series.
--
have you ever meet people who wanted to be your friends/or date you,
just for the fact you where "diffrent" transgender.
OH yes, aplenty!!!! lol.
Have you ever stabbed someone in the back - figurativelly, that is? lol
Yup.
Have you ever passed out from drinking so much alcohol?
No.
Have you ever had a passionate love affair with a horse?
LOL no but I have heard a song about it,
but its not in english.
have you ever laughed when somebody got hurt?
^Hrm, I guess being male you wouldn't have loved 'My Little Pony' growing up.
~But yes, I have laughed (unintentionally) when someone else has gotten hurt.
Have you ever been told that you're mysterious?
well, not mysterious, but would "engimatic" count? lol
Have you ever tweezed a nose hair? lol
Yes. Never tried that again. :-X
Have you ever lied about your height?
I used to think I was 5 10, but I measured myself recently and I'm 5 9. I still tell people I'm 5 10 because I like being tall.
(and I've plucked my nose hairs... far far more painful than electrolysis.)
Have you ever eaten out of the garbage?
Quote from: Akashiya Moka on December 21, 2011, 09:40:57 AM
^Hrm, I guess being male you wouldn't have loved 'My Little Pony' growing up.
~But yes, I have laughed (unintentionally) when someone else has gotten hurt.
Have you ever been told that you're mysterious?
not really, I used to play with dinosaurs when I where a kid, one of my best female friends liked my little pony and horse, I tryed to ride one and so but it never really catch my interest..
however as I turn older I like the my little pony magic is fridnship because I like cartoons and comics I have watched it XD
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no I dont think I have.
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have you ever been scolded for something who wasnt actually wrong?
Yes, I have. I am hardly an angel, lol.
Have you ever had sex with someone you were hardly attracted to?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 23, 2011, 02:55:16 PM
Yes, I have. I am hardly an angel, lol.
Have you ever had sex with someone you were hardly attracted to?
yes
have you ever tried to eat something you knew where "un-ateable" ex a note, a rubber, soap?
Yes, once when I was a little kid - I tried to eat paper out of curiousity, lol. It gave me severe cramps and dirrahea afterwards, lol.
Have you ever rimmed someone?
Quote from: Natkat on December 23, 2011, 04:48:27 PM
yes
have you ever tried to eat something you knew where "un-ateable" ex a note, a rubber, soap?
My brother and I ate maple leaves once when we were kids because the dinosaurs did it on The Land Before Time, and I threw up. <- If anyone asks, I never admitted to that.
^To above: No, I never have, but I
might if the person was clean. Like really clean.
Have you ever lied about your age?
I haven't, but when I was at lunch with a friend one time she told the waiter it was my birthday to see if they'd sing to me and give me a free desert. Does that count?
Have you ever successfully kept a New Year's resolution?
Quote from: shortNsweet on December 23, 2011, 09:21:46 PM
I haven't, but when I was at lunch with a friend one time she told the waiter it was my birthday to see if they'd sing to me and give me a free desert. Does that count?
Have you ever successfully kept a New Year's resolution?
Yes. I became a vegetarian 7 years ago and haven't looked back.
Have you ever had sex with a celebrity?
NO, not yet, at least.
Have you ever explicitly been told you don't pass by a stranger?
once I sat playing something some guys started calling me for whatever reason they might have, as I turned up my head to aswer they where like..
WOW I thought it where a guy..
I guess it coints.
have you ever been angry at people giving others a compliment?
Oh yes, green-eye is a jealous devil! lol
Have you ever slammed a door in someone's face?
I don't think I've ever slammed a door at all.
Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
No - I have never punched anyone either for that matter, heh.
Have you ever wrote a graffiti message on a stall in restrooms, including schools and public ones?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 24, 2011, 03:56:30 PM
No - I have never punched anyone either for that matter, heh.
Have you ever wrote a graffiti message on a stall in restrooms, including schools and public ones?
Is someone scared to answer this question? lol
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 26, 2011, 12:59:05 PM
Is someone scared to answer this question? lol
I where just waiting for somebody to say yes and hear the message, but nobody reply..
no I havent done so..............yet..
have you ever made something homemade for another person who took you over 2 weeks to make?
Yes, I drew a comic book from stratch and gave it to someone before. :)
Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?
by that you mean downstares?
yes.
have you you ever trimmed your own hair?
I did more than that - I shaved my head all the time prior to transitioning.
Have you ever spat at someone?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 27, 2011, 12:08:04 AM
I did more than that - I shaved my head all the time prior to transitioning.
Have you ever spat at someone?
by accident
have you ever meet someone you knew, on a akward place like, a dating site, or something?
Oh, honey, in my early 20s, I was an Internet whore and met people off line all the time.
Now though as a 30 years old, I am a lot more pickier - heh
Have you ever went bungee jumping?
nope.. =(
have you ever asked/said something about "why are you still single/dont you need a bf/gf" to anyone?
Oh yes many times, sigh. It is a crime to be single those days. lol
Have you ever cleaned up someone's vomit?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 28, 2011, 06:11:37 PM
Have you ever cleaned up someone's vomit?
My kids... more times that I'd care to remember.
Have you ever been to a gloryhole or done double penetration?
hmm..
>.>
<.<
Maybe.
Have you ever crushed on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
Quote from: JoeyD on December 29, 2011, 06:14:14 AM
hmm..
>.>
<.<
Maybe.
Have you ever crushed on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
yes, but its a bad idea.
have you ever felt alone consider you where going out with your best friends/a really dear person too you?
Quote from: Natkat on December 29, 2011, 09:08:12 AM
yes, but its a bad idea.
have you ever felt alone consider you where going out with your best friends/a really dear person too you?
If I read your English correctly, have I ever felt alone even when going out with a best friend?
Never felt that way.
Have you ever told someone they were ugly?
Jokingly, yeah. My friend asked if I thought she's pretty, and I couldn't help myself. She, uh, didn't appreciate my sense of humor. :-X (For the record, she's actually pretty hot, but she doesn't think so.)
Have you ever been told you own too many shoes?
nope, I usunally dont have many shoes, only laterly I started being a ->-bleeped-<- about that.
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have you ever taste something you thought where horrible and kept eating it,
Quote from: Natkat on December 29, 2011, 05:00:07 PM
nope, I usunally dont have many shoes, only laterly I started being a ->-bleeped-<- about that.
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have you ever taste something you thought where horrible and kept eating it,
Oh yeah... out of politeness for the host who prepared such a dinner for me, lol.
Have you ever sent a full frontal nude pic of yourself over the Internet to someone?
Quote from: MsDazzler on December 29, 2011, 05:24:00 PM
Oh yeah... out of politeness for the host who prepared such a dinner for me, lol.
Have you ever sent a full frontal nude pic of yourself over the Internet to someone?
nope and hopefully never will..
Have you done something bad just to fit in/be popular/be cool?
Oh, yes, I shoplifted to impress friends in high school... stupid me!!! ::)
Have you ever "sexted" someone as in "I want to F*** you"?