So okay, I know this looks pretty intensely TL;DR, but it's hilarious if you give it a chance. The author has really thought this out, and obviously really cares and wants to make the world a better place, but is not living on the same planet as the rest of us. Also, random caps ftw. Ben Franklin would've wanted it that way. :D
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