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Actually, we have a little more then 11 months left before the end of the world. 

So what are you going to be doing from now until the asteroid hits?

I'm making my bucket list right now.

BTW, I now know this is real.  It's January 10 in Chicago and we have had maybe three days below freezing.  Today the high is supposed to be 53.  I've lived here all my life and I can't remember anything like this.  So it must be the end of the world.

I am going to drink so much coffee this year. I plan on doing a lot of aimless wandering and people-watching as well, when I have the time. Lol I'm an old man. ;D

I gotta paint the garage.....and get a 2013 calendar. Hugs, Devlyn

I'm going to become a Ponzi Schemer.
On the side, I'll work on creating the Fourth Reich.

no ssrly gaiz.

Get 100% completion on GTAV before the cataclysm, I just hope Rockstar release it in time, i've heard it will be out in May so that will give me 6 months to finish it.

I've heard that the end will be caused by a comet hitting the sun, the suns heat will increase until the water boils & rocks run like water so i'm stocking up on sun block

Quote from: Jane on January 10, 2012, 01:02:38 PM
I've heard that the end will be caused by a comet hitting the sun, the suns heat will increase until the water boils & rocks run like water so i'm stocking up on sun block

Better stock some water too, in a melt proof frig.

Quote from: Jane on January 10, 2012, 01:02:38 PM
I've heard that the end will be caused by a comet hitting the sun, the suns heat will increase until the water boils & rocks run like water so i'm stocking up on sun block

Unless that comet is super ginormous or has magical capabilities, it will just disappear in a small puff of smoke once it reaches the sun. 

I am looking at this pending financial collapse,
I am trying to figure out how to make enough when the economy is rebuilt to get a house with a garden and some cosmetic surgery...
if I don't plan well I don't think I have much hope for attaining my silly dreams,
I have a few business ideas that I can start after the collapse,
I am ready for the end of civilization and likely a zombie attack as well.

not sure on the sun activity,
it could flair up and take out the power grid,
I am ready for that unless it happens in a drought year and that is seemingly what we have now...
look up landscheidt cycles to see how ancient people could have predicted current solar activity

but the number one thing I will be doing this year is no longer hiding who I am, I am not going to care if someone is uncomfortable with who I am, and I am going to be happy if there is an apocalypse or not.
(at least that is my goal)

I'm going to Disneyland! :)

Jenny

I'm going to start a new cult I mean religion. Those who are members will be saved from the end of the world. A tax deductible fee of  $100 will gain you this life saving religious experience. Send cash or preferably bullion to Cindy James. The more you spend the more you will be saved.

I'm going to construct the world's largest ball of panties... then sell it on eBay.

Quote from: Cindy James on January 11, 2012, 01:19:00 AM
I'm going to start a new cult I mean religion. Those who are members will be saved from the end of the world. A tax deductible fee of  $100 will gain you this life saving religious experience. Send cash or preferably bullion to Cindy James. The more you spend the more you will be saved.

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I shall spend more so I can get saved more. I'm so relived and excited.

Hi Julie Marie,

If you have this from a high authority, then I'm seriously queue jumping.

Whoever is on the next gurney going to OR, expect problems. You will be picking yourself up off the floor. This is now MY gurney, My op. No further correspondence shall be entered into. End statement.

Cindy; hold the pie and punch I'll be round to collect it after recovery. I'm on NBM (nil by mouth) till this is all over. And what will $10,000 AUD buy me in the saving department? Your early reply is appreciated. Apparently we only have 11 months to go, and my card expires in 10.   ROFL  :icon_drunk: :icon_hahano:

Thanks for the laugh, be safe, well and happy
Lotsa huggs
Catherine.

Authors caveat: I'm serious about whoever is next into OR. Expect your gurney to be hijacked in the corridor. Don't say you weren't warned. Surrender peacefully now! and you won't get hurt.  (Oh dear!! Anyone seen my meds??)

I plan on graduating college and having fun with the fiancé. xD  Maybe adopt a puppy, too...and drink lots and lots of caffeine.

A cult is just a religion that not popular, and a religion is just a cult that is popular.

Quote from: Julie Marie on January 10, 2012, 11:06:32 AM
So what are you going to be doing from now until the asteroid hits?

Nothing out of the usual.  Just don't try to take out loans for party time on the 'last' month.  Youll will wake up to a hangover reality on Dec. 22 that you'll not have any money for Christmas presents because you have spent it all and in arrears to the loan company.  This has happened in the past.  I think the legit loan companies will be more astute to this and be more limited in their loan awards this year.  This leaves Louie Quark, the Loan Shark.  I don't think that he and his "boys" would like a TG woman defaulting on the loan he gave her.  Just a warning. 
  Meanwhile, I'll be tracking the asteroids and will give an update on the doomsday one, if one could be found.  Yes, I really do chase them and my data gets published.
  Joelene, the ->-bleeped-<- Asteroid ->-bleeped-<-. 

I forgot we have our own star girl.  If you see one on course let me know so I can get all dolled up so I can go out with a bang

I'm just going to watch Sailor Moon.

And you will saved by donating it to me.

Quote from: Cindy James on January 11, 2012, 01:19:00 AM
I'm going to start a new cult I mean religion. Those who are members will be saved from the end of the world. A tax deductible fee of  $100 will gain you this life saving religious experience. Send cash or preferably bullion to Cindy James. The more you spend the more you will be saved.

Kia Ora Cindy,

::) Is it a not for 'prophet' business ?  ;) ;D

Metta Zenda :)

Oh with a pun like that I have seen the sign of the comet.

For those who want an extra guarantee I present Zenda the virgin princess. Who for $10,000 starting bid, will give herself in full glory to the highest bidder at 12/12/12/2012 transport is to be arranged by the bidder, this once only offer and a set of steak knives, PLUS a set of fluffy towels, AND a subscription to 'After the Comet Gardening Magazine' with part  proceeds will go to the Incredibly Stupid Foundation (Owner a certain Ms CJ). Bidding starts now, all proceeds will be held in trust, in the Internationally known, 'Nigerian You Better Trust Me Account'.

You can trust us, we a have a Puppy dog.

Zenda darling put on that sexy dress and look as if a comet is going to hit you and make you feel HORNY, Push your boobs up. Goddess getting help at the end of the world is just so frustrating.

Who is the Pixie with the Pan Pipes? Have we signed him up? (think about it)

Cindy James
Advertising CEO for End of the World as You Know it .com

"You'll Find Us In the Debris"

          OMG !! OMG !! OMG!!

I'll give you 15 grand if you switch to "Buy It Now". Send the steak knives by DHL, hold the fluffy towels and can you email the magazine in PDF format please.  I've sort of like, have to read it on the run.

Sorry, my damn PayPal account is locked. Can I send you the link I just received about the 19 million dollar lottery I won in Sweden. (I've yet to buy the ticket) But it's all good. My cat picked the winning number out of thousands of entries.

Please send the change from my lottery ticket to my accountant, Christopher Skase c/- Majorcia (apparently he's one of the best in the business), after your commission, that is.

WOW  ........  Zenda is all mine.  Fully paid for complete with money back guarantee and 99% fat free supplements.

:icon_mrhappy:  Catherine  :icon_mrhappy:

P.S. Has anyone seen the decaff??

I'll stop worrying about what's after 2012, such a relief! - And everyone is coming along for the big check-out, holding hands and all!
The rich, the poor, the perverted, and the extra straight, in other words all of you girls and guys too :-)

I think that's plain marvellous (at least at my age) and no more issues left about the missing love in my life. Yippee!

Life is good after all :-)

Axélle

Quote from: Andy8715 on January 10, 2012, 01:46:40 PM
Unless that comet is super ginormous or has magical capabilities, it will just disappear in a small puff of smoke once it reaches the sun.

The core will be dense enough to survive until impact, trust me on this I read it on the internet  ;)

Catherine Sarah can I have the fluffy towels?

Quote from: Jane on January 12, 2012, 01:47:25 PM
The core will be dense enough to survive until impact, trust me on this I read it on the internet  ;)

A comet/asteroid will still cause severe damage if broken apart before entering the Earth's atmosphere.  Comets and most asteroids are rubble piles loosely held together by gravity.   Also, a comet has survived a very close encounter with the Sun last month.   
Link: http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/pickoftheweek/old/03dec2011/ (http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/pickoftheweek/old/03dec2011/)
  A movie from the ISS after the comet grazed the sun: Space Station Commander Captures Unprecedented View of Comet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoZIwtgEqKY&feature=channel_video_title#)
  Joelene

Quote from: Felix on January 12, 2012, 04:03:29 PM
Catherine Sarah can I have the fluffy towels?

Felix, my gorgeous man. Anything for you. The fluffy towels are yours. I'll get Cindy to send them straight over.

Lotsa love
Catherine

P.S. You don't have the decaff do you?

Thank you. ;D

And no, no decaf in my house.

Sorry Felix, no fluffy towels until I get the bullion

Quote from: Cindy James on January 14, 2012, 12:12:55 AM
Sorry Felix, no fluffy towels until I get the bullion

Aw. :icon_ashamed:

Well if you're getting my bullion instead of Catherine Sarah's winning lottery ticket, I better get more than fluffy towels. ;D

I still haven't seen the lottery ticket either! Her steak knives are on hold >:-)

Quote from: Cindy James on January 12, 2012, 02:58:18 AM
Oh with a pun like that I have seen the sign of the comet.

For those who want an extra guarantee I present Zenda the virgin princess. Who for $10,000 starting bid, will give herself in full glory to the highest bidder at 12/12/12/2012 transport is to be arranged by the bidder, this once only offer and a set of steak knives, PLUS a set of fluffy towels, AND a subscription to 'After the Comet Gardening Magazine' with part  proceeds will go to the Incredibly Stupid Foundation (Owner a certain Ms CJ). Bidding starts now, all proceeds will be held in trust, in the Internationally known, 'Nigerian You Better Trust Me Account'.

You can trust us, we a have a Puppy dog.

Zenda darling put on that sexy dress and look as if a comet is going to hit you and make you feel HORNY, Push your boobs up. Goddess getting help at the end of the world is just so frustrating.

Who is the Pixie with the Pan Pipes? Have we signed him up? (think about it)

Cindy James
Advertising CEO for End of the World as You Know it .com

"You'll Find Us In the Debris"

Kia Ora Cindy,

::) So does this mean you're a 'for prophet' business oops I mean religion ?

Metta Zenda :)

Oh definitely.

I've studied to be a prophet.

I've now spent several days going through different desserts. I was tempted by Evil, I think I was in the Chocolate Mousse dessert at the time. But I rejected Evil and said, No I don't want the cheese plate just now, there is a banana split for me to suffer through.

But this makes us Prophets stronger, bigger, fatter and we can tell our followers; the strawberry ice cream is something to die for. but give me $100 before you try, so I can save you.

Hard work working for a prophet

Apart from hopefully having recovered from hoped for SRS, have lots of great sex with lots of gorgeous women? 
Set up a "Comet Repeller " company offering to build state of the art anti-comet devices, and a guaranteed way to survive the end of the world.  If we are still around next year, they will have obviously done their job.  Congratulations can be sent to me at my head office on Hamilton Island.

Karen.   CEO and President,
             ACME Black Sheep Comet Busters.

Quote from: Joelene9 on January 12, 2012, 04:09:31 PM
  A comet/asteroid will still cause severe damage if broken apart before entering the Earth's atmosphere.  Comets and most asteroids are rubble piles loosely held together by gravity.   Also, a comet has survived a very close encounter with the Sun last month.   
Link: http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/pickoftheweek/old/03dec2011/ (http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/pickoftheweek/old/03dec2011/)
  A movie from the ISS after the comet grazed the sun: Space Station Commander Captures Unprecedented View of Comet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoZIwtgEqKY&feature=channel_video_title#)
  Joelene

That video was the universe firing a warning shot, we have been served notice!!!  :o

I just love conspiracy theories, some are fascinating, some are ludicrous & some are just plain good fun to poke fun at.
This wacko theory about the end of the world falls into the later category for me, just because some Mayan calander maker got bored & quit his job then it doesn't mean the world will end. . . . or will it?  :-\

I'm going to advance myself in my place of employment, get out of debt, work on making my skin more comfortable to be in, and visit my zucchini.

I'm going to go buy me a new truck...

Chevy Silverado "2012" | Super Bowl XLVI Ads | Chevrolet Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxFYYP8040A#)

What I thought that the sun becoming Nova cool wasn't going to happen at least for another 4 billion years or so!    Did time pass that quickly??? Funny I don't feel another four billion years older.   Go figure.   Good buy Cool World!!!!

You mean the end of intelligent life on Earth, not Earth's end.    From the bacteria's point of view, " What me worry?   I don't even care."    Does the end of intelligence mean a Republican President and Congress are going to be the result of lNovember's election.    That will mean the end of intelligent life on Eatth thus profitsy full filled.    All puns intended.