Without splashing myself or making some kind of epic mess?
I can't help with any packer advice, but for me, it's important to aim to one side...if you aim straight ahead, the splatter will land on your hands, pants, and shoes.
Don't look up; pay attention to where things are going. (Classic urinal graffiti, written above head-height: "Don't look here, you're peeing on your shoes")
Stand close to the urinal; not touching but not far away. The tip of the penis should be just over the porcelain. (This keeps dribbles from landing on the floor) If you have "low pressure", stand a bit closer.
Don't look at your neighbor's penis...it's considered rude. You will find yourself reading the printing on the flusher, and the graffiti, over and over until you're done.
Shake, put away, and wash your hands...and double-check that your zipper is up, and your shirt is not caught in it.
Hope this helps. :)
Hey Beth!
10/10 advice, now how could one explain it better - I would not know.
I hope Mr.Rainey be equally impressed, hum.
Axelle
And don't talk to the bloke next to you either! :laugh:
I think Beth covered it. When I use to used them, guys would never expose their whole penis they hold it enough to aim and that's it. Yes guys don't look at other guys things unless it is a gay bar and you are into that then it is a chat up situation.
Straight guys sort of panic about anything suggesting that they are in any way gay. No idea why, just is.
Even close friends will talk to each other while having a pee but no way will they look at each others penis.
Typical conversation at a urinal, if it happens. $4 worth of beer down the john. or something along those lines.
Never ever heard. 'Oh, that's a cute pair of jeans, T-shirt anything, where did you get it. I really need something like that to go with a skirt I just bought from.. blah blah.
Never, never, never ,never heard. Damn, anyone got a spare tampon?
:laugh:
Cindy
Quote from: justmeinoz on January 15, 2012, 01:40:00 AM
And don't talk to the bloke next to you either! :laugh:
[ girlie voice]Hey baby, what's shakin'?[ /girlie voice]
*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
I rotate my hips forward and start of with a slow flow to make sure I'm not leaking out of my medicine spoon. Then it kinda just works for itself.
Whenever I'm in a public toilet I prefer to use the cubicles, beware those glory holes and always lift the seat, I can be heard cursing those dirty beggars that don't. I was never comfortable standing shoulder to shoulder whilst peeing. I'd rather pee up a tree in private with only passing cars, people on horses, dog walkers, farmers in combine harvesters, adjacent CCTV cameras and squirrels for company ;D. Also don't forget that urinals and gents toilets aren't the most pleasant smelling places, take a peg. If it's summer and your bare foot or in flip flops find a tree. I sometimes wonder if there's a pissing on the floor competition going on that nobody told me about ???
Do I have to post the Male Bathroom etiquette video again?
I hate public washrooms so damn much. >:C
There's etiquette in a gents toilet ???
Quote from: Zylphia on January 22, 2012, 06:36:50 AM
I hate public washrooms so damn much. >:C
Ugh, i know....
This is kind of a strange question for me. I just go......... :/
I guess my advice to you would be hold your penis and stand close so you dont dribble on the floor.
Im going to assume what you really want to know is whats the appropriate manner in which you use one.
Well, i wouldn't be too worried i dont think there's really a wrong way to pee. And most guys aren't going to want to look at what your member is doing in anycase. XD
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