Change one letter in the word to make another. And you have to use it in a sentence to keep some sentiment of a rolling thought. So I'll start from the word:
GUST
I change one letter and get your juices flowin
LUST
LIST
Yes, but that LAST thing was done way in the PAST
Yes true, however the PAST is not the hard PART
The hard Part is the DART
That DART better not hit me, I know you wouldn't DARE...
Those who DARE are RARE.
They may be RARE but I don't CARE.
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If you CARE, you won't CARD me.
I'll only CARD you if you drive CARS.
Some CARS are made of CARP. Seriously.
Throw the CARP in my CART and I'll just leave.
If you run that CART over my foot it will be in a CAST.
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We can keep that CAST in my CASE.
In my first case, it involved stealing first base.
Stealing BASE is cold in this BISE
;)
The Bise is usually accompanied by clear blue skies and very high mountains which can boil your bile.
Nothing can boil my BILE when I'm riding my BIKE.
In the summer, since I ride my BIKE everywhere, I eventually BAKE.
~ Blair
Everything you BAKE I'll TAKE.
I'm here to TAKE your RAKE
If you RAKE at that RATE we'll be here for ever!
I would like you to RATE my work now or i shall be LATE
Running Late is my Fate
Since you're FATE is to be late, I'll pay the FARE.
FARE? for a beat up old MARE?
what an old MARE, oh, wait no, its a MALE
Before Determining whether it's MALE or female, best put on it's shoes and walk a MILE.
Walk a MILE or feel quite VILE
It will feel VILE if you walk on TILE.
Lift too much TILE and you will TIRE
No, you won't TIRE if you take your TIME.
Quote from: Kristi on March 23, 2007, 06:15:01 PM
No, you won't TIRE if you take your TIME.
Take your TIME it's on your DIME.
Karen Lyn
Your DIME this time is mine at the thrice roll of the DICE.
If we DINE, Tink buys the WINE.
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Buying the wine would be wise.
tink :icon_chick:
To hold it down, the WISE put it in a VISE.
Do not use a VISE to solve your personal VICE
Any vice is vile.
tink :icon_chick:
VILE deeds lead to hearts that RILE
RILE me up and I'll FILE you down
If you file me down, I will fire you! ;D
tink :icon_chick:
FIRE me up and ill replace that TIRE fast
Quote from: Tink on March 23, 2007, 10:59:48 PM
If you file me down, I will fire you! ;D
tink :icon_chick:
FIRE me if you must but others might just FINE me ;D
Okay I will fine you instead, but make sure to file it under you-know-what-forums.... ;D ;)
tink :icon_chick:
I left the hardcopy of that FILE over there on that TILE
Oh, sure, the file on the TILE story, that's just an old TALE.
Quote from: Kristi on March 24, 2007, 07:50:47 AM
Oh, sure, the file on the TLE story, that's just an old TALE.
I listen to the government's TALE and it makes me frightened and PALE.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
Yes, the governments interference has certainly cast a PALL over us all...
-K
Yes, however that PALL shound encourage you all to the CALL of doing something.
But when answering the CALL, be sure to remain CALM.
While you remain calm, scratch you palm.
tink :icon_chick:
But don't scratch your PALM too hard or you'll turn PALE.
If you turn pale, hit yourself with a pole.
tink :icon_chick:
Before I hit myself with a POLE, I always strike a POSE.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
Be sure to get a picture of that POSE and include it in this POST.
If I put it in this POST, will you give it to our HOST?
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
But if I give it to our host, it may get lost.
tink :icon_chick:
But if it does get LOST, isn't it really worth the COST?
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
Yeah, it isn't really worth the cost, but it is worth putting it in a post.
tink :icon_chick:
I will POST it the next time I'm in PORT.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
Good! When you're in PORT, I'll cook some PORK.
But before you cook the pork, let's park someplace and buy some charcoal.
tink :icon_chick:
After the PORK, we can take a walk in the PARK.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
Quote from: Tink on March 24, 2007, 08:23:25 PM
But before you cook the pork, let's park someplace and buy some charcoal.
tink :icon_chick:
While you PARK I'll put on some coffee to PERK.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
You make the coffee PERK, I'm going for as PERM.
I had to skip my PERM to study a new TERM
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
After stuying a new term, we can watch terk. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terk)
tink :icon_chick:
I couldn't watch TERK because my boss was being a JERK.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
Your boss may be a JERK, but at least he lets you listen to WERK (http://www.werkradio.com/).
When he allowed you to listen to werk, were you there?
tink :icon_chick:
P.S. sorry Kristi, I inserted my post into your post by mistake.
And WERE you aware of what he WORE?
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Yes, he wore a bra made of only one wire.
tink :icon_chick:
I would only wear a bra made of WIRE if the situation was very DIRE.
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While the DIRE bat was attacking us, I gave it a DARE to leave
Was there a DARE to tease a great DANE?
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
The only way to tease a great DANE is on the other side of a window PANE.
If not behind a window PANE then from the top of a tall PINE.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
i have a great DANE, his name is dante, you could go up and hide in a PINE but it'd be crossing the LINE.
You have to cross the LINE to get into the other LANE.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
getting into the other LANE may result in walking with a CANE.
I may need a CANE after tripping over that traffic CONE.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
Quote from: KarenLyn on March 24, 2007, 11:55:40 PM
I may need a CANE after tripping over that traffic CONE.
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
just make sure to COME to the party after tripping over that traffic CONE.
I'd love to COME to the party. Is it in ROME?
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
no, it isn't in ROME, it's in a DOME here in co. ;)
Was that DOME near NOME? ::)
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
is Nome a name of some city
What's the NAME of this GAME?
I don't know. Is this GAME still the SAME?
Karen Lyn :icon_female:
it is the same but it's getting lame.
LAME? Do you need a LAMP to see better?
I don't need a LAMP, I can feel the LUMP.
Karen Lyn
the LUMP on your RUMP?
So get your lumpy RUMP out for a ROMP!
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I took the kids out for a ROMP but we slid down the RAMP
Karen Lyn
And while we slid down the ramp, the new lamp I bought broke into pieces. :(
tink :icon_chick:
The new LAMP broke my foot and now I LIMP.
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Yes, I limp because I have a lump on my leg.
tink :icon_chick:
Back to lump, eh?
OK
Due to the LUMP I'm take the lamp to the DUMP.
as i approached the DUMP, they were working on a PUMP
This was no ordinary PUMP. It belonged to a PIMP.
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yes not every PIMP has such an obvious LIMP
And can you believe this pimp has a LIMP and a LISP?
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Yup he has a lisp and also a list.
tink :icon_chick:
and I fit the list into my fist. (Which was probably used somewhere in the prior pages.)
I didn't see your fist but I got the gist.
Karen Lyn
and while I got the gist, I felt the mist on my face. Kind of a lame sentence! LOL ;D
tink :icon_chick:
The thick MIST surrounding me, scared me so that i took my name of of the fighter's LIST
If you leave your name off the LIST, you're bound to come in LAST.
Karen Lyn
and if you're LAST, you can get LOST.
You don't want to get LOST. You can't afford the COST.
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Quote from: Kristi on March 26, 2007, 10:58:05 PM
You don't want to get LOST. You can't afford the COST.
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that's correct. i cant afford the COST because im not like MOST.
Katia, you are like most because you constantly post.
tink :icon_chick:
I used to POST like Katia, but those days are PAST.
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Which PART of that is PAST?
Storms of the past leave their scars on the wooden mast.
This mast will be my last.
This is the LAST day LEST it ruin our life
LEST it ruin our life? Surely you JEST!
I love to Jest! At it I'm the Best!
What is the BEST TEST
Before the Test it is best to Rest. (Sorry for using two words. I have trouble following directions.)
Quote from: Wendy on March 27, 2007, 06:13:15 PM
Before the Test it is best to Rest. (Sorry for using two words. I have trouble following directions.)
However, the REST of us may RUST waiting for the results.
Well, then, go ahead and RUST if you're sure you MUST.
if one MUST, they may give into LUST
Quote from: Rachel on March 27, 2007, 07:24:40 PM
if one MUST, they may give into LUST
Careful now, if you give into
lust, you may get
lost in an unknown world.
tink :icon_chick:
oh no, im LOST, this will cause me great COST
It will only COST a lot if you develop a CYST.
Kristi, Cyst is a good word. You are not playing fair!
I wanted to keep the "y" and write if you get a cyst you will be :police:yst.
O.K. We can recycle all the words forever.
No one wants a Cyst or to break an arm and need a Cast.
Oh my, we saw the word CAST back here FAST.
I don't care if a guy is FAST. I want him to LAST!
~ Blair
But if you want him to last, he may remember his past.
tink :icon_chick:
If he is in your past, here is a test for him to pass.
He may PASS, but we know he is really a LASS.
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Oh no, is he really a lass?....what a loss!
tink :icon_chick:
You may think it a LOSS, but she's now your BOSS.
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He is my boss only when he sings bass.
tink :icon_chick:
No, not only when he sings BASS. So shut up and don't SASS.
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Okay I won't sass and I think I'd rather go to mass.
tink :icon_chick:
You need to go to MASS because you're a MESS.
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Quote from: Kristi on March 29, 2007, 10:58:51 PM
You need to go to MASS because you're a MESS.
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Tell me about it! ;)
I know I am a
mess, and that's why I'd rather
miss mass this Sunday.
tink :icon_chick:
Quote from: Kristi on March 29, 2007, 10:58:51 PM
You need to go to MASS because you're a MESS.
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If you MESS with that will it MESH?
Quote from: togetherwecanIf you MESS with that will it MESH?
Yes, it will
mesh and I'm gonna be able to watch
mash.
tink :icon_chick:
I love MASH as well, but right now my brain is MUSH.
If your brain is mush, then do what you must.
tink :icon_chick:
rofl!!!
"I MUST, I must, I must increase my BUST!"
*from Are You There GOD It's Me Margarette" by, Judy Blume - my all time favorite book for girls right before or during puberty
Your bust first?...and what about your butt? LOL :D
tink :icon_chick:
I'd also like to increase my BUTT...It's so small I look like a MUTT.
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My BUTT looks better on me than on BURT.
TWC's butt on BURT?? That makes me want to BURP.
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I hope your BURP didn't BURN.
Well the BURN caught the BARN on fire.
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I think your story of the BARN is just another silly YARN. :)
Karen Lyn
You would not say that my barn story is a silly YARN if you were to look out in the YARD.
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While looking in the YARD, I drew my hold CARD.
Karen Lyn
Where did you draw your old card? in that ward?
tink :icon_chick:
Quote from: KarenLyn on March 30, 2007, 10:15:14 PM
While looking in the YARD, I drew my hold CARD.
Karen Lyn
you read my mind.
If you did draw it from the
ward, lets just hope it wasn't near the
lard.
when using LARD try not to mix it too HARD
It doesn't matter if it is near the LARD because you can't hide it from the LORD.
yeah, I guess, but before the your hide from the lord, you have to pull that cord! >:D
tink :icon_chick:
Quote from: Tink on March 31, 2007, 12:44:27 AM
yeah, I guess, but before the your hide from the lord, you have to pull that cord! >:D
tink :icon_chick:
why? is the cord like a trump card?
Im trying to bend that CARD but the stuff is far to HARD
It's not so HARD when it's been trampled by the HERD.
Karen Lyn
And when getting trampled by the HERD, be sure to protect your HEAD.
I need to HEAD down to the BEAD shop.
Karen Lyn
While at the BEAD shop, pick me up a BRAD.
I'd tell you about picking up BRAD but I don't want to BRAG. ;)
Karen Lyn
You shouldn't BRAG unless you pick him up in DRAG.
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DRAT, I find it impossible to go out in DRAG.
DRAT, my new next door owns a little BRAT
Is that the little BRAT who stole my BRAS?
If he stole your BRAS, I hope he gets a RASH.
Karen Lyn
And if he gets a rash, he will rush to the doctor!
tink :icon_chick:
He could RUSH, but it would be just a RUSE.
Karen Lyn
Yes, it would be a ruse but it is the rule.
tink :icon_chick:
Is upholding this RULE your ROLE?
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Yes, and my role is the color of a rose.
tink :icon_chick:
Funny, that ROSE is the same color as your NOSE!
How would you like me to POSE my NOSE
If you pose your NOSE I'll buy NONE of the pics.
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NONE of the people here now how to TONE muscle
If you Tone your muscles you lessen the change of breaking a Bone.
Well a broken BONE never bothered the LONE Ranger!
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The Lone Ranger is in Love with Trigger.
And while I bake, I look at the lake.
tink :icon_chick:
I allways wear a GLOVE when crushing a CLOVE of Garlic
I look at the LAKE whilst I TAKE my cooking lesson
I don't know if we're supposed to add an extra letter to this game, Anemonie. But, anyway..."while I take my cooking lesson, I make a cup of tea."
tink :icon_chick:
And the way I MAKE tea it is strong enough to WAKE me up.
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Quote from: Tink on April 06, 2007, 01:10:08 AM
Did we already say *make*? Oh well, ...
tink :icon_chick:
That's OK, Tink. You can MAKE your CAKE and eat it too.
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If I say I am going to eat my cake, I will be a fake.
tink :icon_chick:
You can't FAKE FAME
Yeah, you can't fake fame, but you can definitely play the game.
tink :icon_chick:
Not when the GAME is so LAME.
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The game may be LAME, but if it was illegal, you could be on the LAMB... (baaaa)
Quote from: littlegreenfly on April 07, 2007, 06:44:04 AM
The game may be LAME, but if it was illegal, you could be on the LAMB... (baaaa)
And be left out on a LIMB with no leg to stand on. So you couldn't even LIMP home.
LL&R
Maebh
You could LIMP, but you might look like a GIMP
Just don't look like a limping GIMP, like a young Forrest GUMP.
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Quote from: Kristi on April 09, 2007, 05:47:24 PM
Just don't look like a limping GIMP, like a young Forrest GUMP.
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Or else LUMP it alltogether.
LL&R
Maebh
Quote from: Maebh on April 09, 2007, 10:01:11 PM
Quote from: Kristi on April 09, 2007, 05:47:24 PM
Just don't look like a limping GIMP, like a young Forrest GUMP.
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Or else LUMP it alltogether.
LL&R
Maebh
Will the LUMP be from the PUMP?
No, the LUMP will be in my throat, from the ceremony for the PUMP, filled with POMP.
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Quote from: Kristi on April 10, 2007, 07:12:15 AM
No, the LUMP will be in my throat, from the ceremony for the PUMP, filled with POMP.
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POMP? Something you could'nt associate with a common as muck PIMP.
LL&R
Maebh
The PIMP had a LIMP excuse.
Hey... I kept it clean!
;)
Cindi
Yes, they found out that the LIMP was caused by a LUMP.
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Yes, you tend to get a LUMP when you get hit with a LAMP.
Karen Lyn
But you can't use a Pimp LAMP at our CAMP.
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Quote from: Kristi on April 10, 2007, 09:21:10 PM
But you can't use a Pimp LAMP at our CAMP.
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CAMP! Who's CAMP? Are you accusing me of mincing when I walk the RAMP?
LLL&R
Maebh
When walking the ramp... do you encourage the band to VAMP...?
But it is so hard to VAMP when it is DAMP.
Quote from: Cindi Jones on April 11, 2007, 03:41:57 PM
But it is so hard to VAMP when it is DAMP.
You're right it's relly DAMP in here, DAMN it!
LLL&R
Maebh
Damn it! I have to hide before dawn!
tink :icon_chick:
Around DAWN I only hide behind my YAWN.
And while you hide behind your yawn, I mow the lawn.
tink :icon_chick:
When you mow the LAWN be careful not to hit the FAWN.
I missed the FAWN and captured the PAWN.
Karen Lyn
If you capture a PAWN your neck will be SAWN.
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If my neck is to be SAWN off I'll make sure I have it SEWN back on.
Karen Lyn ♀
Quote from: KarenLyn on April 13, 2007, 09:32:00 PM
If my neck is to be SAWN off I'll make sure I have it SEWN back on.
Karen Lyn ♀
And turn it into a SWAN's neck?
LLL&R
Maebh
I guess we can do the order swap here.......
But did you see how gracefully the SWAN SWAM?
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Would you say it SWAM in a lake of SPAM?
Karen Lyn
I hope the people who pull the SCAM get a SCAR for their trouble.
Karen Lyn
Then I hope they take their SCAR and SCAT.
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Well if they are going to take the scat they better do it stat.
The orders came thru as STAT so I hurried and completed them to be the STAR of the ward.
She was such a STAR that it caused quite a STIR.
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Quote from: Kristi on April 16, 2007, 09:55:27 AM
She was such a STAR that it caused quite a STIR.
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Not only a stir but quite a RIFT too
HLLL&R
Maebh
Quote from: Maebh on April 16, 2007, 06:02:24 PM
Not only a stir but quite a RIFT too
TIMEOUT!!!!
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Are we allowed to change the order of the letters?
Here was the rule we were given:
QuoteChange one letter in the word to make another. And you have to use it in a sentence to keep some sentiment of a rolling thought.
This is Cindy's game, so what say ye, O Creator?
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hehe I am not Cindi, but have played this game many times and you cannot change the order of the letters. You can merely take away a single letter and replace it in the same sequence. ;)
Quote from: togetherwecan on April 16, 2007, 10:09:34 PM
hehe I am not Cindi, but have played this game many times and you cannot change the order of the letters. You can merely take away a single letter and replace it in the same sequence. ;)
As this was never mentioned in the original rule, we'll have to wait for Cindi Jones (the originator) to adjucate on it.
In the meantime if there is a RIFT I'll have to leave on a RAFT and RANT to my heart content; so please, don't tell me I CAN'T!
LLL&R
Maebh
I Can't said the ant that was in Want of sugar.
Quote from: Wendy on April 27, 2007, 02:40:05 PM
I Can't said the ant that was in Want of sugar.
I don't want a WART either
LLL&R
Maebh
I don't want a WART either, not even a PART.
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And a glass of PORT for me please. :icon_drunk:
Sláinte
LLL&R
Maebh
A glass of PORT should go well with PORK.
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You put on the PORK and I'll set the coffee to PERK.
Karen Lyn
While waiting for the coffee to PERK we'll have a stroll in the PARK.
LLL&R
Maebh
Let's not wait too long. I don't want to walk in the PARK in the DARK.
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Would you do it in the DARK on a DARE?
If I called your DARE would you CARE?
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Not only would I not CARE but I would join you and go BARE! >:D
Karen BARE would be sumptuous FARE.
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A somptuous FARE indeed... worth tempting FATE! >:D
LLL&R
Maebh
So can we change our FATE if we arrive LATE?
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Not only were we LATE. We were LAST* because we got LOST.
LL&R
Maebh
*Since Cindy hasn't ruled against it yet I'll still take the liberty to change and permute. >:D
We got LOST, then, like Tom Sawyer, discovered hidden LOOT.
And wouldn't you know it, the LOOT had been stashed in Dennis' BOOT.
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The BOOT he had left on the BOAT.
LL&R
Maebh
Take the Loot in the Boot by rowing the Boat across the Moat.
It would be hard to row the BOAT across the MOAT if you keep your COAT on.
LL&R
Maebh
If you row the BOAT across the MOAT, you don't need to keep your COAT on if you build a fire out of COAL.
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A COAL fire always does the trick when a place is too COOL.
LL&R
Maebh
It is not Cool to be in a chicken Coop.
Is that the chicken COOP next to the barn where the farmer keep the CROP?
LL&R
Maebh
I've planted my CROP and there is not a DROP of rain in sight.
Even better then a DROP would be a DRIP.
A DRIP isn't too bad as long as you don't TRIP.
LLL&R
Maebh
You should not TRIP as long as you avoid the TRAP.
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If you don't want to fall in the TRAP you'll better off taking the TRAM.
LLL&R
Maebh
I took the TRAM to the track to watch my TEAM race.
I hope you enjoyed your TEAM. Mine wasn't racing this TERM.
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Whatever the TERM I'll never get a PERM in my hair. O0
LLL&R
Maebh
That's a nasty PERM. Was is caused by a reaction to a GERM?
Now I am in a quandary... whether or not to walk the berm less traveled... (tee hee)
Oh, don't walk the BERM when Scotty can BEAM you up!
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If Scotty doesn't beam... would Capt. Kirk ream... him out?
If you only have a REAM of paper, it can be a REAL nuisance when you run out.
A REAL nuisance is a SEAL in your bathtub. :)
Karen Lyn
If I had a SEAL, it would be TEAL to match my bathroom.
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A TEAL might bite and leave a WEAL.
Karen Lyn
hmmm.....weal (wl) n. A ridge on the flesh raised by a blow; a welt.
OK, here goes: If the TEAL SEAL left a WEAL, I hope I could get WELL.
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We want you to get WELL. WILL that help?
Karen Lyn
Your wishes for a get WELL from the TEAL SEAL WEAL WILL help, but it will still be HELL.
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The wish to get WELL from the TEAL SEAL WEAL WILL help (even if it was HELL) but I think you should chase it out of the bathroom, down the HALL and out of the house.
Be careful on those stairs down the HALL. You might FALL.
To FALL would be nasty. I wouldn't be able to go shopping this afternoon at the MALL.
Not shopping at the MALL could cause withdrawl, which would certainly drive me up a WALL... :icon_geekdance:
Hey, if you get MALL withdrawal this FALL, don't climb the WALL, just give me a CALL.
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I might just give you a CALL on my CELL phone.
If I don't answer my CELL phone, try the BELL.
LLL&R
Maebh
If I need to go all the way to your house to ring your BELL, then I'm showing up with a BILL.
Forget that silly BILL! If you come all the way to my house you can come with me to the BALL!
LLL&R
Maebh
Okay fine, go to the ball, but remember to take a tall guy with you.
tink :icon_chick:
But before you can get a TALL guy to come with you, you need to TELL him about it.
TELL me when you need a TALL guy at the BALL. To make sure I find out, ring a BELL. I fit that position WELL.
I TELL you, if I take a TALL guy to the BALL, I might just sit along the WALL.
WELL, I TELL you, to leave that TALL guy from the BALL and sit on the WALL on your own, you'll need some WILL power.
LLL&R
Maebh
You sat too long along at the Wall and proved you have Will power, but if you join us at the grist Mill you can have a cold glass of chocolate Milk.
If I join you for a tall glass of chocolate MILK, then we'll have to sit down and watch the Discovery Channel the next time they discuss MILT... a rather fishy subject... ;)
I flipped past the channel that was discussing milt, and I have to tell you, that at the sound of that subject, had I anything at all under my kilt, it was guaranteed to have started to wilt.
::ewwwwwwwwww!::
Yes you could WILT as bad as that poor WELT who WENT to KENT to VENT his PENT-up anger for LENT and was LEFT there.
LLL&R
Maebh
I turned Left at the top of the stairs so that I could sleep in the Loft.
When I fell from the loft, the landing was not so very soft
The landing wasn't SOFT but after a few glasses ot PORT I was able to get back to my POST. :icon_drunk:
LLL&R
Maebh
When I came to POST to Susan's, I scrolled PAST the Fun and Games forum and couldn't PASS up a chance to add MASS to this thread.
Upon MASS being added, I determine that much SASS should abound :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_rockon:
Quote from: littlegreenfly on July 03, 2007, 12:05:03 PM
Upon MASS being added, I determine that much SASS should abound :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_rockon:
Show that SASS on the stage playing BASS.
Karen Lyn
There once was a BASS
Who loved to wear LACE.
He draped it round his neck,
Walked out of the PLACE,
And strode down the street
With a smile on his FACE.
With a smile on my FACE, I knew I'd have to face up to the FACT that my cat is quite chubby. :icon_chew:
the FACT of your chubby cat reminds me of how me and my dog arranged to get each other fit, a jogging PACT
With you joining a jogging PACT, reminds me of the LEGISLATIVE ACT
REACT, DEACTIVATE, and COMPACT (couldn't think of anything cool to say)
Quote from: Pica Pica on July 20, 2007, 10:41:51 AM
the FACT of your chubby cat reminds me of how me and my dog arranged to get each other fit, a jogging PACT
Before we agree with this PACT we must first set on a common PACE.
LLL&R
Maebh
A PACT for a commone PACE is a good thing if we are going to run a RACE.
To make it worth to keep the PACE in the RACE the price will have to be above the going RATE.
LLL&R
Maebh
To get that kind of RATE for the RACE, you'll have to perform an elaborate RITE.
OF course to get the proper RATE this elaborate RITE will have to be performed on a sacred SITE.
HLLL&R
Maebh
If this elaborate RITE will have to be performed on a sacred SITE, would a poor woman be able to afford, having only, as it were, a widow's MITE?
If this elaborate RITE will have to be performed on a sacred SITE, would a poor woman be able to afford, having only, as it were, a widow's MITE? Not to worry, she'll manage to find a rich MATE as she is not MUTE but still quite CUTE.
LLL&R
Maebh
In my opinion a MUTE that's CUTE is never the CURE
Quote from: Jaiden on September 06, 2007, 03:20:10 PM
In my opinion a MUTE that's CUTE is never the CURE
Of course you'll never get any real CURE unless you first take CARE of the CORE of the problem.
LLL&R
Maebh
Perhaps there is no CURE and there may be no way to CARE for the CORE of the problem but instead you may just have to COME to terms.
Quote from: Jaiden on September 07, 2007, 05:05:25 PM
Perhaps there is no CURE and there may be no way to CARE for the CORE of the problem but instead you may just have to COME to terms.
How could you ever COME to terms with a loved one locked in a deep COMA? By humming a tragic CODA perhaps?
LL&R
Maebh
Quote from: Maebh on September 07, 2007, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: Jaiden on September 07, 2007, 05:05:25 PM
Perhaps there is no CURE and there may be no way to CARE for the CORE of the problem but instead you may just have to COME to terms.
How could you ever COME to terms with a loved one locked in a deep COMA? By humming a tragic CODA perhaps?
LL&R
Maebh
If humming a tragic CODA doesn't work... while you ponder another possibility of how to cope with the loved one locked in a COMA, you could sit and have a COLA.... :icon_yes:
While I sat back end enjoyed this COLD drink I thought, perhaps our loved one doesn't speak English. Have you tried to mumble the word HOLA?
Quote from: Jaiden on September 07, 2007, 10:07:12 PM
While I sat back end enjoyed this COLD drink I thought, perhaps our loved one doesn't speak English. Have you tried to mumble the word HOLA?
Holala as the Frenchs would say, but I don't see how drinking a COLD COLA and saying HOLA could fill the HOLE made by a MOLE in the SOLE of your shoe.
LLL&R
Maebh
HOLD On! Didn't you tell us the cheap shoe salesman SOLD you those shoes and in fact is wasn't the MOLE? Anyway try some MOLD to cover that HOLE.
Well... now that you have eventually SOLD that MOLD you can FOLD your stall and get yourself some FOOD.
LLL&R
Maebh
Thanks Maebh! I was in the MOOD for some FOOD. Ahh, that's better. Now I'm prepared to cut that WOOD.
Ok so is it pronounced MAYB silent H? Been trying to figure this out :laugh:
Quote from: Jaiden on September 08, 2007, 12:21:55 PM
Thanks Maebh! I was in the MOOD for some FOOD. Ahh, that's better. Now I'm prepared to cut that WOOD.
Okay, while you cut that WOOD I'll spin some WOOL by the POOL, well away from that FOOL who thinks he is so COOL shovelling COAL on top of the COAT that he stole from my BOAT.
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Ok so is it pronounced MAYB silent H? Been trying to figure this out :laugh:
Nearly, actually there was no letter V in the ancient Gaelic alphabet*. Bh and Mh give that sound like in Maebh or English spelling: Maeve and Niamh English spelling: Nieve.
*Still in use in Ireland until we joined the EEC in 1973... but of course that was well before your time! ;)
LLL&R
Maebh
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Okay, while you cut that WOOD I'll spin some WOOL by the POOL, well away from that FOOL who thinks he is so COOL shovelling COAL on top of the COAT that he stole from my BOAT.
What a theif! That COOL FOOL happens to be the COOK that stole the BOOK from my NOOK while his GOAT in the MOAT scored a GOAL.
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Nearly, actually there was no letter V in the ancient Gaelic alphabet*. Bh and Mh give that sound like in Maebh or English spelling: Maeve and Niamh English spelling: Nieve.
*Still in use in Ireland until we joined the EEC in 1973... but of course that was well before your time! ;)
LLL&R
Maebh
Well I wouldn't say "well" before but yes a few years. Very pretty though :laugh:
Did you know that, back at the farm, this GOAT in the MOAT who scored a GOAL plays Nanny to a very promising young FOAL who so far has managed to constantly FOIL without FAIL any human attempt to tame him? But really is it FAIR? For the two of them together form a very mean PAIR.
LLL&R
Maebh
The PAIR in the LAIR were brushing their HAIR when one said HAIL, we have some MAIL. So he took a PAIL and slid down the RAIL, forgeting the NAIL that tore his TAIL. Saying hi to GAIL who was in JAIL, he gave her a VAIL, heard her WAIL, and decided to WAIT. He wanted to fish but he had no BAIT so off he went at a very fast GAIT.
Quote from: jsavage on September 09, 2007, 03:10:21 AM
The PAIR in the LAIR were brushing their HAIR when one said HAIL, we have some MAIL. So he took a PAIL and slid down the RAIL, forgeting the NAIL that tore his TAIL. Saying hi to GAIL who was in JAIL, he gave her a VAIL, heard her WAIL, and decided to WAIT. He wanted to fish but he had no BAIT so off he went at a very fast GAIT.
Whaoo...15! :eusa_clap:
Indeed he pushed himself to the limit at a very fast GAIT as he was an adepte of the old adage: that all GAIN must come with some PAIN.
LLL&R
Maebh
Quote from: jsavage on September 09, 2007, 03:10:21 AM
The PAIR in the LAIR were brushing their HAIR when one said HAIL, we have some MAIL. So he took a PAIL and slid down the RAIL, forgeting the NAIL that tore his TAIL. Saying hi to GAIL who was in JAIL, he gave her a VAIL, heard her WAIL, and decided to WAIT. He wanted to fish but he had no BAIT so off he went at a very fast GAIT.
Wow good one jsavage :laugh:
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Indeed he pushed himself to the limit at a very fast GAIT as he was an adepte of the old adage: that all GAIN must come with some PAIN.
LLL&R
Maebh
That's right, No PAIN No GAIN! I think to myself, does that sound VAIN as I stand in the RAIN and watch the RAID that the MAID SAID was safe.
Quote from: Jaiden on September 09, 2007, 10:35:28 AM
That's right, No PAIN No GAIN! I think to myself, does that sound VAIN as I stand in the RAIN and watch the RAID that the MAID SAID was safe.
What ever she SAID, startled, she dropped of full tray of fresh eggs that the hens had just LAID. So we had LARD for breakfast. Understandly the LORD wasn't too pleased so he had her tied-up at the end of a CORD to dangle over the FORD crying "FORE" to all who have to pay a hefty FARE if they DARE to cross with undue CARE on horse or MARE. I haste to add that she never was a MATE of mine, and her FATE doesnt RATE high on my mind. In verity, I HATE KATE (her name) since she was once LATE for a DATE at the GATE.
:icon_blah:
LLL&R
LLL&R
Maebh
What I SAID was I PAID for it. The MAID must have LAID it over there in the LAIR. Now we are back to brushing our HAIR..........
But wait, have some NAIR for your leggs, you NAIF. Carefull you don't end up a WAIF or moving to TAIF. Having dinner on a TAIN can be hard as learning TAIS but if you do you'll be on the DAIS for sure. The PAIS are your friends as are your best PAIR of shoes. Go to the FAIR, watch out for a VAIR, keep off the WAIR, and don't let them WAID you down. Relax, run free, go fishing and catch a NAID. Don't worry, there won't be a RAID. End of of what I SAID!
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But wait, have some NAIR for your leggs, you NAIF.
Haha cute jsavage. You two are funny with your stories. :laugh:
But what I'm wondering Maebh is why a DATE at the GATE? I mean is this a place to SATE your MATE? I knew a guy NATE, I think was his NAME who would consider these actions to be a bit LAME.
SAME with you jsavage... NAIR in your HAIR? Would you consider this SAFE and SANE? I'd rather use SAND in the palm of my HAND or you think this might be a bit too HARD? ???
HARD? Not at all but go to the YARD to write a CARD to a friend who eats too much LARD. Now my LORD says be kind with a WORD that will help not destroy. Take the FORD into town, have some FOOD that is GOOD, hang out in the HOOD. Be in a better MOOD!
Well I took your advice and went the YARD and sent that CARD, however the CORD got in my way and I screamed OH LORD! My balance was LORN and my ACL TORN and everyone sat laughing as I looked like a TOON. I screamed TOOT TOOT and wiped off the SOOT grabbed a tissue and blew out my SNOT. Oops hand me another, I missed a SPOT. :laugh:
So you missed a SPOT. Just try to SPIT on it.
LLL&R
Maebh
Quote from: Maebh on September 21, 2007, 09:28:04 PM
So you missed a SPOT. Just try to SPIT on it.
LLL&R
Maebh
I thought we lost you Maebh :laugh: Welcome back!! Games been pretty quiet without you here. ;D
Shall I SPIN while I SPIT?
But the real question is: can you SPIN the whole SPAN of it?
LLL&R
Maebh
Of course I can do the entire SPAN, ask STAN. :laugh:
Ask STAN? Then he'll think he is a STAR!
LL&R
Maebh
STAN will never be a STAR with that big SCAR.
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How do you know it's a SCAR? Maybe it's just a SCAB
Well, if it's just a SCAB, perhaps it will SCAT....
That SCAR won't SCAT it is the main part of a devilish SCAM.
LL&R
Maebh
....but I found out too late the SCAM was a SHAM.
Scam... SHAM... this is starting to look like SPAM!!!
If you eat a lot of SPAM, you will soon SPAN two seats on a plain!
a SPAN that big makes my head SPIN
Having one's head SPIN can perhaps tighten the facial SKIN (I'd give it a try any day :))
If a head SPIN could tighten your facial SKIN I'd throw away all these expensive creams and lotions into a SKIP.
LL&R
Maebh
I might SKIP the next round, I have a SHIP to catch
I'II do one before heading to the SHOP
When I'm back from the SHOP I'll cook myself a nice Lambs CHOP for lunch.
Mmmm.
LL&R
Maebh
How about a CHIP with that CHOP?
Mmm, I love a good CHIP, the thought makes me drool all over my CHIN :P
Be sure to take care of the CHIN or else you may end up looking like a CHIA Pet. :laugh:
I had a CHIA pet once, but i gave it to a SHIA :laugh:
SHIA the girl with the bruise SHIN?
The bruised SHIN and split SKIN.
LL&R
Maebh
If she didn't SKIM over the directions, she could have avoided the SKID that tore her SKIN and today she could be wearing the SKIS that I bought her.
With the SKIS she would have SLID, but she also did with the SKID ! :)
Did you know she SLID as she Snapped in to a SLIM Jim?