you wonder where the yellow went when you Brushed your teeth with pepsodent
Comical remake of comet cleanser: comet it makes your teeth so green, comet it taste like gasoline, comet, get some comet and vomit today
Where did everyone go? They went to Betsons furniture store !
It's Shake and bake and I helped
Where is the beef ?
I...can't...believe...I...ate...the...whole...thing!
I fallen and I get up
I'd like to teach the world to sing ...
"Welcome to HomeStarRunner.net!......It's dot com!"
"Please buy my product....."
Mama Mia, that's a spicy meat-a-ball!
Denim... for the man who doesn't have to try... too hard.
a comical version of winston ciggarrettes: Winston taste bad like the one i just had, no filter, no flavor, just wrapped up toilet paper
Alternative take on the Topic bar advert: What's got a hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel sh!t!
Quote from: peky on March 05, 2012, 06:39:30 PM
I fallen and I get up
I think you mean " I have fallen down and i can't get up"
I don't remember the slogan, but one of the funniest things I ever saw in an advert was the one we had over here trying to explain (in a cool way, with young, enthusiastic dancers) that the Marathon bar was now called Snickers.
Seriously, Snickers? Sounds like knickers...
Time to make the doughnuts...
Clap on, clap off....the clapper.
All my men wear English Leather, or they wear nothing at all.
This was on the radio a lot when I was about 11, and it really stuck in my mind, for reasons I wouldn't get for another 12 years... to a terrible jingly 70's tune. The words make little sense :).
Richard Shops are filled with all the pretty things, such a lovely pretty things to wear - hey there, pretty things, make the world a prettier place - come pretty-up, come buy your clothes at Richard Shops.
Well bloody hell, you can find everything on youtube these days, here's that very advert, introduced by Kenny Everett.
Commercial Advert 1975 - Richard Shops (Pretty Things - Paul Young) - Wrt Roger Greenaway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftOH5qDxT0#)
Quote from: Padma on March 08, 2012, 05:57:11 AM
This was on the radio a lot when I was about 11, and it really stuck in my mind, for reasons I wouldn't get for another 12 years... to a terrible jingly 70's tune. The words make little sense :).
Richard Shops are filled with all the pretty things, such a lovely pretty things to wear - hey there, pretty things, make the world a prettier place - come pretty-up, come buy your clothes at Richard Shops.
Well bloody hell, you can find everything on youtube these days, here's that very advert, introduced by Kenny Everett.
Commercial Advert 1975 - Richard Shops (Pretty Things - Paul Young) - Wrt Roger Greenaway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftOH5qDxT0#)
wow i would have loved that commercial.. :)
"If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face"
Uh-oh! Spaghettios!
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!
Quote from: Devlyn on March 13, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!
Reminds me of an ex i know.. ::)
Everything is better, with Blue Bonnet on it!
"Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat!" ...who knows the next line? Hugs, Devlyn
I can't believe it's not butter!
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
Mikey likes it!
What would you doOo for a Klondike bar?
It's GREEEEAAAAAATTTTTTT.
"Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is"
"The best part of waking up, is Folger's in your cup!"
"Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"
"One instinctively knows when something is right."
(said in the 70s of some truly godawful processed cheese called Cracker Barrel...)
You sank my battleship!
Lucky charms "it's magically delicous"
Gaggh i hated sweet cereals and pop tarts
Alka celtzer : Pop pop fiz fiz oh what a relief its is
Bud Wies er = ribit = the frogs promoting budweiser beer
nobody doesn't (does it) like sara lee
"Buuuundddeeeeee!" as the Bundaberg Rum Polar Bear comes out on top again.
"Not..Happy..Jan!", who forgot to put the company ad in the Yellow Pages.
in the valley of the jolly GREEN GIANT
slinky slinky its fn for girls and boys
kool aid kool aid taste great which i had some can't wait gagggh i hated it
would you like a hawiaain punch BLAM
"Cremora" (a coffee whitener).... "It's not inside, it's on top!!!"
Guess what that was used for... :-)
i.e. a woman (in the add) shouting from another room to her partner looking for the creamer in the refrigerator.
No further explanations needed I guess,
Axélle
Bonus points! Who said "Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"
I'm stuck with the memory of some hoon in an Aussie advert (I was over there c.2004) grinning and giving the camera the thumbs-up and saying "Aw Yeeah!"
Quote from: Padma on March 16, 2012, 05:03:29 PM
I'm stuck with the memory of some hoon in an Aussie advert (I was over there c.2004) grinning and giving the camera the thumbs-up and saying "Aw Yeeah!"
Looking cute Padma = said with a down under accent :-*
Quote from: Amazon D on March 16, 2012, 05:55:41 PM
Looking cute Padma = said with a down under accent :-*
Ta :) - it was a lucky photo, and I'm milking it ;D.
Don't remember that one Padma. Which State were you in?
NSW - Temora to be precise (where my ex-missus is from - a time-trip into the 50's, that was!). I can't remember what it was advertising, it all got drowned out by the dude.
Might have been a NSW thing. Certainly can't remember it being on in Victoria.
Karen.
Oh you can't go to heaven in a Berlei bra, cause a Berlei bra won't stretch that far...
We're happy little Vegemites, as bright as bright can be..
An underwire bra without a wire - wow!!
Manly, yes, but I like it, too.
"A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal."
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Kotex fits. Period.
Hey Mabel, Black Label!
Put a smile on. :)
Quote from: Devlyn on March 06, 2012, 05:22:22 AM
Mama Mia, that's a spicy meat-a-ball!
Plop, plop. Fizz, fizz.
Oh what a relief it is.
Hai Karate!
Quote from: Devlyn on March 22, 2012, 05:09:44 PM
Hai Karate!
Be careful how you use it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo)
"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys'R'Us Kid" =]
PORK the other white meat !
'I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops'
'Heinz
Meinz
Beanz'
'Cavornia! Cough medicine with Clout'
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.
Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on Car Insurance?
"Mmmm... Danone" (That one is so irritating it gets inside your head)
"Only Smarties have the answer" (To a question you never even asked)
"We ♥ Logistics" (UPS slogan. Always makes me giggle because the company sounds like 'oops')
ch-ch-ch-chia!
let Mr Clean clean your house
"Super Cheap car insurance. Call 'Super Cheap'!" (It was a local commercial in San Pedro, CA when I was a kid. The mascot was a superhero baby chick name 'Super Cheap'.)
"Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
"It's Cal Worthington and his dog spot!!!" (Car dealer)
"I'll beat any deal, any deal... I'll stand on my head and eat a bug to beat a deal"
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do..." I can't remember the name of the beer, just the Most Interesting Man in the World.
Also, "Look at your man. Look at me. Look at your man. Sadly, he is not me."