Hi,
If I buy you a drink can we have sex?
Didn't work for some reason
Really, ? please tell me know sane person actually used that line. ! hahaha
here's one "are those boobs real" ?
True line to me, he walked over sat next to me, I was in the company of 2 other women and he said it. I should have told him to buy me something ridiculously expensive and then let him suck my toes in public. Instead I was horrified :embarrassed:
heh, doesn't sound like he's picked up many girls successfully then in his life, I should imagine ! - but yeah, you should of asked him for the most expensive drink on the menu ! lol
While riding my bike home from the store this guy in a truck kept passing by and looking at me then he pulled up...
"Well hey there babe, can I give you a lift somewhere?"
I felt afraid so I declined... Besides I was only a block away from home by then
That actually, does sound scary to me too. Would of ran home.. ! lol Cindy's encounter also - weird, guy sounds like a right dirty, pervert to be honest.
I wouldn't mind trying a queer. It's OK, I know what to do!
I can't remember exact lines, but I have had a number of pretty crude ones along with a few good ones, I just brush all of it off and go on. What gets me are the ones that get this really creepy look in their eyes when they're talking to you or they try to touch all over my arm.
WORST: "You have beautful eyes, they spark like saphires!" Well, my eys are brown ;D
BEST: " are you an actress or a model? "
Well, waht you know, there is such a thing as "brown saphires" http://www.thenaturalsapphirecompany.com/Education2/sapphire-varieties/unique-sapphires-rare-colors
I can't say I've ever been given a pick-up line. No one's ever asked me out before.
years ago, I was dressed and out with my girlfriend.... and this guy comes up to me and says "I actually was just leaving, and when I saw you walk in, I thought you were too beautiful to not say hello to"...
And it felt great....... and then I realized:
I JUST FELL FOR A GUY'S PICK UP LINE! Lol... That was the first time it had happened. I'll never forget it!
"My friend over there thinks you're cute, so she was wondering if she could have your number..?"
Nothing like reverting back to middle school... ::)
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I've never really had anyone use any pick up lines on me, I think I scare people.
The only time someone tried to was when they asked me if I was a stray cat and they could take me home...all I could think was WTF? o.O
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 03:02:44 PM
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Seriously?!?!? That's horrible... :o
Quote from: Demiguy on April 24, 2012, 03:18:42 PM
Seriously?!?!? That's horrible... :o
Yes. Seriously. Absolutely.
Uh huh.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 05:20:01 PM
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
haha that's rediculous....sorry i shouldn't laugh.
These aren't really pick up lines, but close enough.
Best: "If you take this newspaper, I'll do a one handed cartwheel." Certainly got my attention.
Worst: "I have a crush on you" said by a close friend while we are both engaged to other people. It came with the expectation that something would happen. Bleh.
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 05:20:01 PM
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Oh my gosh. Yes.
Lol.
A guy walked up to me (before HRT), asked for directions...we made eye contact (rarity for me), and he asked, "...What are you thinking about?"
Something about his eyes made me fluttery inside...so I said, "Umm...wanna go out?" Sure, he said. We exchanged phone numbers and briefly discussed where/what to do...but as he walked away I saw his pants were down around his a$$, "gangsta" style.
Turned me right off. Never called him, he never called either.
I wonder if I'm really just that unapproachable in person.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.
xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.
I'm a scary bitch.
Quote from: JoeyD on April 24, 2012, 09:16:38 PM
I wonder if I'm really just that unapproachable in person.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.
xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.
I'm a scary bitch.
I'm 47, and have got "hit on" only once in my entire life. (See above for details.)
Seriously.
Quote from: Beth Andrea on April 24, 2012, 09:20:17 PM
I'm 47, and have got "hit on" only once in my entire life. (See above for details.)
Seriously.
Getting hit on isn't all that great... Usually absolutely nothing comes of it. And typically happens when people are under the influence. ;) Don't feel bad! *hugs*
Quote from: JoeyD on April 24, 2012, 09:16:38 PM
I wonder if I'm really just that unapproachable in person.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.
xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.
I'm a scary bitch.
Nope. You have big puppy dog eyes.
My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 10:48:09 PM
My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
Is that like a round-about way of saying, "Kiss me, I'm Irish?"
Quote from: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:00:38 PM
Is that like a round-about way of saying, "Kiss me, I'm Irish?"
I think it is aimed at the younger, Skittles-eating, crowd.
You know, dark blue or bright red tongue.
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 11:03:06 PM
I think it is aimed at the younger, Skittles-eating, crowd.
You know, dark blue or bright red tongue.
Oh, I was think rainbows and leprechauns....>->
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 11:03:06 PM
I think it is aimed at the younger, Skittles-eating, crowd.
You know, dark blue or bright red tongue.
Or gay men.
>_<
Quote from: Jamie D on April 24, 2012, 03:02:44 PM
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Oh. My. Gods. :icon_yikes:
The only thing close to a pick up line I've been subjected to so far was a simple, "Wanna come back to my place?" When I refused the guy asked, "Why not?"
I wasn't in a bar or anything. I was waiting to cross Octavia at Market Street in San Francisco. Fortunately, I lost the creep.
A cab driver was in the store one night and told me "if you pay the cab fare, I'll buy dinner!"
That made me laugh though.
Quote from: Jaime on April 24, 2012, 11:40:13 PM
A cab driver was in the store one night and told me "if you pay the cab fare, I'll buy dinner!"
That made me laugh though.
isn't that like..."you'll pay for you're own dinner and i'll hitch along?" ^^'
Quote from: JayKyle on April 24, 2012, 11:42:35 PM
isn't that like..."you'll pay for you're own dinner and i'll hitch along?" ^^'
Considering how far we are from town, the fare would definitely have exceeded the cost of dinner for two at many places. He'd have turned a profit, lol.
A lot of guys get really dumb when it comes to trying to get someone to go out. Unfortunately, too many women will fall for that crap. I'm for the most part asexual, so I tend to just brush them all off.
Quote from: Jaime on April 25, 2012, 12:01:33 AM
Considering how far we are from town, the fare would definitely have exceeded the cost of dinner for two at many places. He'd have turned a profit, lol.
A lot of guys get really dumb when it comes to trying to get someone to go out. Unfortunately, too many women will fall for that crap. I'm for the most part asexual, so I tend to just brush them all off.
I tend to be one of those corny people whose like "oh look over there" *drapes arm over shoulder* >.<
I said: If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!
She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.
(:
Quote from: Jayr on April 25, 2012, 03:12:57 AM
I said: If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!
She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.
(:
haha thats classic!
Quote from: Jayr on April 25, 2012, 03:12:57 AM
I said: If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!
She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.
(:
Yes, that is truly classic indeed! :D
Maybe it wasn't the best, but it's my favorite: "Hey you with the Linda Evans shoulders, you wanna dance?" :laugh:
Worst pickup line
After being at a bar (for karaeoke night), a guy who I have never met before comes up to me and drunkenly suggests the following:
"You look like a dirty secretary or somethin'...Hey, how about we walk on over to my place, I make you a few drinks, we snuggle for half a minute, have lots of sex and then you wake up and walk to your test in the morning?"
When I said no he said,
"Oh, well...what about your place?"
No reply was necessary. I hightailed it out of there! Sleeping alone was never so sweet!
Seriously? :o :o :icon_weirdface: :icon_weirdface: Unbelieverable. The last bit in particular...
My friends brother to a girl at a party "Hey, if I flip this coin, what are the chances I'll get head?"
Funny enough I was at their wedding last year.
Quote from: Kyyn on April 30, 2012, 06:13:39 AM
My friends brother to a girl at a party "Hey, if I flip this coin, what are the chances I'll get head?"
As if I needed further evidence that I can be crass at times, I found this both terrible and funny at the same time.
Keroppi: Seriously. I love to sing and have a good time, but I have definitely stayed away from the bars lately. I don't want to get hurt!
After playing DDR with a friend of mine and some of the guys in his dorm I was walking through the hall, and one of the guys held open his door and said "Want to come dance dance with me?" and winked. I still feel bad about how hard I laughed.
Another bad one was when I was petting this guy's puppy that he was taking out for a walk. The guy said to me "Looks like he wants to go home with you. I do too."