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General Discussions => Entertainment => Humor => Topic started by: Suzy on April 04, 2007, 06:39:29 PM

Title: Home Depot Scan
Post by: Suzy on April 04, 2007, 06:39:29 PM
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Jan. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also Feb. 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful!

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fganjataz.com%2F01smileys%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FloopyBlonde-blinking.gif&hash=4545ddf8251cf9c32ae6074d56e48bc34a755857)
Title: Re: Home Depot Scan
Post by: Wendy on April 04, 2007, 06:43:39 PM
Dear Kristi,

Please give me the exact location of the Home Depot and how much money you need to leave in your wallet.  :)
W
Title: Re: Home Depot Scan
Post by: Kimberly on April 04, 2007, 07:22:09 PM
lol. You have to love the last part.
Ya nut Kristi (=
:angel:
*still quietly giggling*
Title: Re: Home Depot Scan
Post by: Maebh on April 07, 2007, 04:30:13 PM
Quote from: Kristi on April 04, 2007, 06:39:29 PM


Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Jan. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also Feb. 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful!

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fganjataz.com%2F01smileys%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FloopyBlonde-blinking.gif&hash=4545ddf8251cf9c32ae6074d56e48bc34a755857)


Well...  I'm a bit dense, so just one question:

Was it worth it?  ;)

Laugth, Light, Love & Respect

Maebh