The Saltine Challenge: Eat six regular saltine crackers in one minute with no water, juice, or any added moisture in your mouth. Go! Hugs, Devlyn
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on June 25, 2012, 03:51:18 PM
The Saltine Challenge: Eat six regular saltine crackers in one minute with no water, juice, or any added moisture in your mouth. Go! Hugs, Devlyn
You
are trying to give me a heart attack! Right?
That much salt will put me on a slab.
It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!
Can I at least have peanut butter on them?
And are you talking "one saltine cracker" being a large one (about 4" x 4"), or when it's split into 4 "regular" saltines? (2" x 2")
Number one, I shouldn't be able to understand either of you, you're supposed to have mouthfuls of crackers! It's six 2' x 2' crackers. Jamie can go low sodium but has to eat seven. Beth, no peanut butter, you know that. It's a lubricant. Hugss, Devlyn
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on June 25, 2012, 08:29:11 PM
Number one, I shouldn't be able to understand either of you, you're supposed to have mouthfuls of crackers! It's six 2' x 2' crackers. Jamie can go low sodium but has to eat seven. Beth, no peanut butter, you know that. It's a lubricant. Hugss, Devlyn
What about chunky style? LOL (I'm not at home right now, so can't try it...yet. Will post my experiences tomorrow)
I forgot to buy crackers on the way home, I'm on hold until tomorrow. By then, Jamie should be finished scraping the salt off and we can get to it! Hugs, Devlyn
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on June 25, 2012, 09:35:29 PM
I forgot to buy crackers on the way home, I'm on hold until tomorrow. By then, Jamie should be finished scraping the salt off and we can get to it! Hugs, Devlyn
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We don't have Saltines here, will Saladas do? They sound similarly difficult.
I remember doing this when I was younger, not the outcome, just the act. I think it may be time to try again
Next up on the list of challenges, the Cinnamon Challenge? (talk about a dangerous and foolish one)
Karen, Saladas will be fine. It should be pointed out that people with two heads must consume twelve Saladas. Alexis, I'm burning with desire to see how the cinnamon challenge comes out! Hugs, Devlyn
You are all certifiable.
My intent was clear. It's the cinnamon challenge that may "muddy the waters"? Hugs, Devlyn
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on June 26, 2012, 08:20:11 PM
My intent was clear. It's the cinnamon challenge that may "muddy the waters"? Hugs, Devlyn
lol, Sorry :angel:
Quote from: Jamie D on June 26, 2012, 05:49:44 PM
You are all certifiable.
Sanity just doesn't seem like it would be as fun
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on June 25, 2012, 03:51:18 PM
The Saltine Challenge: Eat six regular saltine crackers in one minute with no water, juice, or any added moisture in your mouth. Go! Hugs, Devlyn
Ok, tried this deceptively easy one...score:
Beth 0
Crackers 1
I can't believe how fast my mouth dried out...cracker dust was flying out as I tried to not choke LOL....
:-X
Quote from: Beth Andrea on June 27, 2012, 12:52:52 PM
Ok, tried this deceptively easy one...score:
Beth 0
Crackers 1
I can't believe how fast my mouth dried out...cracker dust was flying out as I tried to not choke LOL....
:-X
I felt myself shriveling up faster than the Nazi guy who drank from the wrong cup in the Indiana Jones movie.
lol, I thought about this when I saw our cracker display at the store last night. I almost bought some, but I'm not a fan of saltines anyway. But I am rather mucousy, so I have a feeling it'd be a fair match between me and the crackers though.
Quote from: crazy old bat on June 27, 2012, 02:02:03 PM
lol, I thought about this when I saw our cracker display at the store last night. I almost bought some, but I'm not a fan of saltines anyway. But I am rather mucousy, so I have a feeling it'd be a fair match between me and the crackers though.
Talk is cheap, you know... ;) Get your mucus things in gear, and give us a report ASAP.
Join us crazies! Oh wait, your s/n.... :D
Quote from: Beth Andrea on June 27, 2012, 09:21:16 PM
Talk is cheap, you know... ;) Get your mucus things in gear, and give us a report ASAP.
Join us crazies! Oh wait, your s/n.... :D
You're talking to someone who regularly eats dog treats.
Quote from: crazy old bat on June 27, 2012, 09:23:22 PM
You're talking to someone who regularly eats dog treats.
You are referring, aren't you, to the ones that come in the box, and not on the lawn?
Quote from: Jamie D on June 27, 2012, 09:27:29 PM
You are referring, aren't you, to the ones that come in the box, and not on the lawn?
those aren't dog treats, not even my doggy would eat those. The chicken jerky ones are pretty good and the newman's own dog treats I have taste kind of like graham crackers to me.
I've always wondered about dog treats...some of them smell quite good, and are cheaper than the jerky/pepperoni sticks one finds at gas stations.
But....I'll take your word for them.
8)
The crackers took a commanding lead here too last night. Pesky little things. Here it ended 3-0, and somehow left a ridiculous mess ???
I broke out a tube of saltines last night. I couldn't find a guinea pig, but the dog seemed interested, so I gave him six crackers and hit the stopwatch. He's an eighty pound yellow lab, he used the one at a time method and was done in 47 seconds. I then tried the stack method, all six crackers in my mouth at once. Eight seconds in I thought of the cracker dust Beth described and started laughing, aborting the test. I then ate six, adding one at a time in 1:24 I ate six finishing each cracker before starting the next in 1:34 and finished with a stack of six, also in 1:34 I need water! Hugs, Devlyn
LOL ROFL....
"The dog seemed interested..."
*OF COURSE* the dog is interested...there's food around!!! ;D
I wonder if any of our newer members are up to this challenge?
Hmm.... I don't have any saltines, would Spinach & Roasted Garlic Crackers be okay?
If you struggle to eat six in a minute, and end up with a mouthful of cracker dust and a funny story, they're fine!