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Title: Possibly true but useless comments
Post by: Cindy on July 27, 2012, 04:34:55 AM
There are lots of funny comments, bumper stickers, true life mistakes reflected in comments, so why not post them so we can have a laugh.
Such as:

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on you while you sleep.
Title: Re: Possibly true but useless comments
Post by: justmeinoz on July 27, 2012, 04:42:02 AM
"Moron on Board".
Title: Re: Possibly true but useless comments
Post by: Constance on July 27, 2012, 10:12:29 AM
"It's amazing what one can accomplish with a crowbar and some Vaseline."
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Post by: Padma on July 27, 2012, 10:36:51 AM
Many hands make a tall horse.
Many photons make light work.
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Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on July 27, 2012, 10:38:17 AM
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions"
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Post by: Edge on July 27, 2012, 10:41:41 AM
A chapter from The Giggler Treatment by Roddy Doyle

The Cream Crackers Give Their Side of the Story
We weren't there. We saw nothing. Isn't that interesting?
Title: Re: Possibly true but useless comments
Post by: Keaira on July 27, 2012, 12:41:56 PM
"The hotel of your mind has many vacancies"
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Silence is golden but Duck tape is silver.
Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together.
Title: Re: Possibly true but useless comments
Post by: Constance on July 27, 2012, 12:48:56 PM
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

Eagles might soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Title: Re: Possibly true but useless comments
Post by: Edge on July 27, 2012, 12:52:59 PM
"If at first you don't succeed, try and try again."

"The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Title: Re: Possibly true but useless comments
Post by: Constance on July 27, 2012, 12:59:57 PM
Quote from: Edge on July 27, 2012, 12:52:59 PM
"The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Actually, in my IT career there have been numerous times when doing "the same thing over and over" did indeed yield different results.

But, you know what they say: "To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer."
Title: Re: Possibly true but useless comments
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on July 27, 2012, 01:09:10 PM
Quote from: Connie Anne on July 27, 2012, 12:59:57 PM
Actually, in my IT career there have been numerous times when doing "the same thing over and over" did indeed yield different results.

But, you know what they say: "To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer."

And too really FUBAR takes a corporate office.
Title: Re: Possibly true but useless comments
Post by: Constance on July 27, 2012, 01:29:47 PM
When my kids were young, we had a Ford Tempo that was named "FUBAR."